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kizudarake posted:Submitter spotted. I thought they just did that so you would have to tip more.
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Kay Kessler posted:"I am ADD" is really awkward-sounding grammatically regardless. Now I am become ADD, the destroyer of focus
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kimbo305 posted:drat, I need to screenshot this stuff. The guy posted a sext selfie of a girl in a low top with a boob hanging out along with a plea for help. I want to believe this did happen because I'm imagining someone pleading to their significant other with "but honey imgur says..."
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sweeperbravo posted:Johnny died on the way back to his homeroom.
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chitoryu12 posted:Is a "deconstructed Tequila Sunrise" separate glasses of tequila, orange juice, and grenadine drank individually? It's an orange and a cherry wrapped in an agave flower.
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Cruel and Unusual posted:Jim Bob Cooter is a better man than that, I think. Hopefully he's a better man than he is an offensive coordinator.
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One more seed in the bottom left apple half and we'd have loss.jpg Then again, if seed were missing we wouldn't have loss.jpg
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MonoAus posted:gently caress boys? No don't
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Furia posted:Yes, I too carry around alcohol with me everywhere I go, why do you ask? Have you seen 2016? Lol if you don't.
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ghost emoji posted:"The version from Shrek." New title.
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The only true event is him falling down randomly.
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Khazar-khum posted:
Waiting for the follow-up where he shows up with a printer.
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Ytlaya posted:
One night in college we left the bars and got into the DD's early-90s Saturn only to discover a few blocks later that it wasn't hers.
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I don't think the US ratified that convention.
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life is killing me posted:That time I completely fabricated a story out of thin air to hyperbolize a time I experienced bigotry because West Virginia rednecks amirite? While completely missing or willfully ignoring the obvious hypocrisy I definitely wouldn't make up a story about a thing happening to me in West Virginia because then people would think I had been to West Virginia.
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Choco1980 posted:Funniest cramming info on 3x5 notecard story that probably didn't happen I heard in college was a kid writing two sets of notes on the card over each other, one in red ink, the other in green, and wearing 3d glasses to the test, covering one eye or the other to see each set of notes. I split a notecard with a razor for my AP Chem final junior year of high school.
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lol I was a student-athlete and took nine AP classes between junior and senior years, I must be Superman 
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If you're going to write stdh, at least pretend that you said "that's not a knife, THIS is a knife" 
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Sisal Two-Step posted:
Pffft. I’ve thrown a kettle over a pub.
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I once watched a middle-aged man freak out at a liquor store cashier who asked for his ID. He eventually just left his stuff on the counter and walked out.
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sweeperbravo posted:You're better off splitting each line of the index card into 2 or 3 lines and using a mechanical pencil or technical pen, paying a friend to help you write it/typing it up if your handwriting isn't tight enough. I did this for a physics exam and overestimated the amount of information I would need to write, so wound up with a bunch of empty space and tiny but still readable text on it. I split an index card in half with a razor for my AP Chem final.
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oldpainless posted:My mother is flabbergasted by the price of milk every time she buys it every few days, like a painful expression crosses her face every time without fail. 
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Danaru posted:I found out that apparently Canada has so many different commemorative versions of quarters and toonies and poo poo because the Mint makes a decent profit off collectors buying them directly. I thought it was sorta dumb before but hey if we're making a profit just by minting coins, rock on I imagine the US Mint turned a profit on the state quarters. I remember lots of people getting rolls of them.
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Verisimilidude posted:changing my wifi to ALL CUPS ARE BUTTHOLES post-haste That’ll make you look like a right mug
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:Looks pretty cleanly sawed off, also not sure how he would get dragged in such a way that the top back of his head could be dragging on the ground in such an even pattern to make it completely level like that That was my thought too
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I could actually see that happening. I did that for my ex once and she loved it.
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dirksteadfast posted:As a young child I invented the superhero Stupidity Man. He thought his superpower was controlling the amount of moisture in the air, but named himself the wrong thing because his actual superpower was being very stupid. So I buy this 100% Pretty impressive that you managed to predict your posting career
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Plenty of non Catholic Christians drink altar wine, too. I never knew this until my grandma’s funeral at a Lutheran church. My brothers and I were very confused.
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For some strange reason I’ve always opened combination locks with my left hand. No idea why. Edit: I also used to switch hit (  ) playing baseball growing up, which was weird because no one ever taught me to hit lefty.
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:That's so funny, it's kinda like me: I pee with my left penis but I play video games with my right penis 
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Captain Monkey posted:Except I've always heard it pronounced faye-go-sigh-toe-sis. And nothing about that is dirty. Uh, Faygo?
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Garrand posted:Anybody want to analyze the font and see if it even existed back then? (I remember this being a thing on something else a while back but I don't remember what) https://www.fastcodesign.com/90133083/microsofts-calibri-font-at-center-of-political-scandal
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Lol at Muslims not believing in Jesus.
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The most unbelievable part of that is Ruth’s Chris being the best steakhouse in Houston
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Look at this noob who hasn't figured out the stealth camelbak full of riot punch theme park method. Just lol if you’re not filling your camelbak with Fight Milk
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tankadillo posted:
My gym has creepy old guys who like to compliment younger guys 
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Haifisch posted:We've found the template from which all STDH arises: life is killing me posted:It's like STDH.txt Mad Libs I was at fart when I saw a fart. I overheard it say fart to a fart, who was standing there with its fart who looked about fart years old. That is when its fart stepped up to this terrible fart and said “ffffaaaaaarrrrttt”. My jaw dropped. Everyone else in the store was dead still, and then they erupted in applause. The fart hung its head in shame and didn’t say another word as it quickly walked out the exit. All those farts were Albert Einstein.
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