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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

ladron posted:

stay away from mirrors, friend

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you

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Apr 12, 2013

AlbieQuirky posted:

Trayf Rabbi, coming soon to Netflix

Is it? That depends.

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Apr 12, 2013





???????

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Apr 12, 2013


ask me about my sidekick, Thank Man

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Apr 12, 2013

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Apr 12, 2013

LifeSunDeath posted:

nothing gets the ladies wetter than extremely graphic body horror.

I haven't yet met a lady who isn't turned on by Shivers (1975)

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Apr 12, 2013



PLAY SOME SKYNYRD

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Apr 12, 2013


"peace and pane"

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Apr 12, 2013

sweeperbravo posted:

The 4 looks like he's setting up a marijuana shaped beach umbrella for some penguins

:3: now that would be a good tattoo

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Apr 12, 2013


I thought Taco Bell was the brand that believes in living mas

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Apr 12, 2013

extra row of teeth posted:

Bubbles as Bubbles made me laugh but that's just one of those designs that would be a fun goofy t-shirt, but why the gently caress would you permanently etch it onto your body?

I have had a long-standing suspicion that the rise in really loving dumb tattoos is linked to a widespread subconscious understanding that most people alive today aren't going to make it to fifty or sixty years old

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

well on the plus side not being allowed to live near schools must make afternoon traffic a lot easier

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

everyone should get my username and avatar tattooed on them, to own the libs

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Apr 12, 2013

Thin Privilege posted:

E: what does your avatar have to do with libs? I read it as “[tattoo it] on your ribs” at first.

Unsurprisingly, because we all died years ago and are currently haunting a worst case scenario hell world, right-wingers doing idiotic and self-defeating things (e.g. destroying their expensive coffee makers) on the off chance that it would somehow upset a liberal has become a thing that happens all the time.

So "[insert terrible decision] to own the libs" is now a thing.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

dpack_1 posted:

Why would I want some Doritos tattooed on me though?

It's one of those things where you don't realize how much you wanted it until you have it.

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Apr 12, 2013

jit bull transpile posted:

I don't think it's furry. I think it's supposed to be a swole dalmatian since they're often associated with firehouses. It's a big dogs tat rather than a furry tat.

I have bad news for you: 90% of the people who ordered the Life-Size Anubis from the SkyMall catalog are loving the Life-Size Anubis1.




1 CDC Catalog Retailing Consumer Factbook, 2014

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Picnic Princess posted:

I would buy that statue to put on my front lawn because it would piss off my crazy neighbour.

It would probably be cheaper to get the real Anubis to put a hex on their crops or whatever.

Your neighbors have crops, right? Up in Canada?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

History Comes Inside! posted:

There's a pornstar with the LOTR "one ring" inscription around her rear end in a top hat there is absolutely 100% someone out there with a sonic ring

maybe they're just a huge fan of gas station cash registers

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

LingcodKilla posted:

If they give a hand job do they only stroke in one direction?

like those people that pick up the mouse between pushes

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Apr 12, 2013

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Apr 12, 2013

quote:

The 24-year-old singer continued: “For someone like me who wants to live in that world who hasn’t been in a boy band, he has opened the door for me. He’s introduced the kids to the kind of music I want to make. For that, I’m really grateful.”

She said she also just wants “his career.” “I feel like I’m a female version. I actually moved to America to act, and music became my main thing. Rock ‘n’ roll is my passion. I really want to work with him. Let’s work, Harry. Where you at? Mark my words: I’m getting a song on his album,” she said.

As of this writing, Styles has not publicly addressed the tattoo.

this is the dumbest "I showed you my dick, please respond" in a while

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Apr 12, 2013

sleppy posted:

a piñata that gets more beat up with age.

me, doxxing, do not, etcetera

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Apr 12, 2013

more like Avatar: The Last Thighmaster

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Apr 12, 2013

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Apr 12, 2013

Rotten Red Rod posted:

That's not quite right, he's named Arnoldisdead. Xan Frank is what he calls the tattoo, which has its own tiny weed leaf tattoo on her cheek: https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/the-goods/2019/2/28/18243480/face-tattoos-soundcloud-rap-youtube-justin-bieber?usqp=mq331AQCKAE%3D

quote:

Face tattoos — on YouTube, Instagram, or any platform that demands differentiation through shock and clickbait — are for attention, which is for money.

I want to shoot our culture in the loving brain

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

"Are you absolutely sure? This is permanent."

"No, yeah, the log has to be there. It doesn't make sense otherwise."

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Apr 12, 2013

Chichevache posted:

Where is the pocket clip?

Probably in the usual place, this isn't Myst

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Apr 12, 2013

expressing my love for Disney properties by getting the logo for The Tigger Movie as an enormous tramp-stamp

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Apr 12, 2013

TheKennedys posted:

The entire DuckTales theme song in comic sans as a tramp stamp

or rewrite hist:goatsecx:ry

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Apr 12, 2013

LadyPictureShow posted:

Behold! God's mistake!



hell yeah, I was looking for an image that had both weirdly prudish energy and displayed my commitment to the concept of anarchy

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I know it's poor form to emptyquote two proposed thread title changes in a row but hell and goddamn —

Knee posted:

Tasteless Tattoos: Gonna gently caress that moon

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Macksy posted:

From the current page of the other thread

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Apr 12, 2013

Memento posted:

cross postin' from the military idiots thread

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Apr 12, 2013


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Apr 12, 2013

Modal Auxiliary posted:

vaguely sexual Polaroids

rank-SSS username

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Apr 12, 2013

Takes No Damage posted:

Not a celebrity, but...



Who are we going to visit?

Harry, we are going to visit Harry, then we know right away, if there's something going on. And then we can tell our friends.

Okay! Let's visit Harry.

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Apr 12, 2013

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Apr 12, 2013

mycelia posted:

I'm mystified by the black rectangle on Left Girl. I presume it's to hide a nipple, but why would her nipple be there of all places?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Tears In A Vial posted:

That nipple cube



It would make a pretty good avatar for a friend you now dislike.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I think you'll find that all available information about the nipple solid's height, width, and depth points to it being more of a rectangular solid than a true cube, furthermore

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