Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

https://twitter.com/NFLRT/status/831171825707188224

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Romanes eunt domus. Machine translation alone doesn't pick up on a lot of the nuance of natural language. Professional translators have software that lets them speed up the process, but they still have to be fluent in the original and target languages because adjustments and corrections have to be made.



厠妖

Toilet goblin.

ricketyvickyt posted:

I don't remember Dorothy having meth teeth

ricketyvickyt posted:

It's already started. But I guess I should probably regret it now that some one on the internet told me not to do it??

I have Harry Potter related tattoos on my feet also...I guess you could say I like film related tattoos.

ricketyvickyt posted:

When I say it's started, I mean all the line work is in, it needs shading and colouring.

However, after seeing examples in the good tattoo thread, I'm all for a grim reaper pun tattoo on another body part haha

Pastry of the Year posted:

I mean they're not even friends

that's like the cop from the Cookie Crisp box being "friends forever" with the crook from the Cookie Crisp box

can't happen

hyperhazard posted:

I'm pretty sure these fireworks are infected.

ReidRansom posted:

Well executed? Sure. Good? Highly unlikely.

Maybe this one from destroytroy who is pretty solid all around



not R&M, but see also:

ReidRansom posted:

Homo boy ho motherfucker?

And something timely passing through my feed

https://twitter.com/ClassicDadMoves/status/931016398989680640

RugClockVexx posted:

I think its a shop- I google searched the image

Deadpool should be in the A and Spiderman should be in the R, although it looks more like spider boy...

ReidRansom posted:

That was six hours?

And six hours was only $300? Explains a lot.

Say Nothing posted:

Gizmo Chicken posted:

Male Tears posted:

Flaming Lime posted:

Tattoo thongs/flipflops spotted in Australia

Vato posted:

Good way to remind yourself not to drunk-text your ex named Gert. Y'all broke up for a reason!

Zaphod42 posted:

Getting a tattoo to match your dog is kinda cool. Unfortunately the first thing I think is furry.

Flaming Lime posted:

ricketyvickyt posted:

Holy hell this is amazingly bad

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Check out #suckypanther on instagram for rad vesions of that lovely panther tattoo

https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/suckypanther/

Tears In A Vial posted:

Stag do 'pays homeless man £90 to have the groom's name tattooed on his forehead'



A group of British men on a stag do reportedly paid a homeless man £90 to get the groom's name tattooed on his forehead.

The men were partying in Benidorm, Spain when they happened upon a man living on the streets.

They had an idea for him to get a tattoo carved into his head that read: 'Jamie Blake, North Shields, NE28'.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=T...iw=1309&bih=683

dpack_1 posted:

It's this.

People dont see it as art, they remember the days of just walking into a studio full of flash in catalogues and on the walls that they would pick from and get tattooed. They just assume it's like tracing something on paper but done with a machine, so hand over these 'references' that they have found on the internet and believe the 'tattoo guy' just puts that on them and there is no difference in quality, they think people that charge £100's per hour are just elitist pricks trying to scam the general public rather than seeing that the 'artist' charging £20 and a case of beer is the one doing the scamming.

Even if i reply to this woman saying we 'could' cover it all, but each piece is gonna take a good couple days to cover at nearly £500 a day and so costing her upwards of £4000 in total she's gonna think we are trying to take advantage of her and possibly leave a poo poo review saying as such. There is no winning with people that have that mind set.

dpack_1 posted:

I replied to the woman saying there is no way to salvage those tattoos and make them look even remotely like the original designs.

Said her options were either months of painful and expensive laser treatment before starting them all from scratch. Or larger, darker coverups both of which would cost her thousands.

Told her I was sorry that she was in this position and I strongly recommend reporting that guy to her council as i'm sure they are working without a license, and perhaps seek some like of legal advice, if he isnt licensed he could possibly be charged with assualt. We don't have much of a "sue the gently caress outta people" mindset here in the UK but she might be able to seek some justice. She mentioned elsewhere in the email about losing 30+Kgs in the past year so i suspect she's terminal and just wanted all these tattoos done and finished ASAP to enjoy them before she ... well ... couldn't.

The whole story just makes me sad and like LingcodKilla said, i get no joy from exploiting the elderly or infirm. Dude should loving rot for what he has done.

13Pandora13 posted:

Is this the origin of the thread title?


Or does more than one cat fetus tattoo exist?

Johnny Truant posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmrBwtCD-mY/

Say Nothing posted:

LingcodKilla posted:

Bad hands, bad face... thank god they didn’t attempt feet.

synthetik posted:

Lucha Luch posted:

I am a tattoo snob. I'm not proud of this, but it is what it is. I want so badly to hate this tattoo. Everything I know about tattoos is screaming at me that this is horrible. And yet it is.. the best tattoo I have ever seen, or will ever see. It's absolutely perfect. It's so dire. It's so absolutely repulsive that it comes around to being the most amazing piece from the sheer AUDACITY of its creation. It's like the artist put any bit of talent they might have had to lovingly render the wizards face, and the rest was just "eeeeh better throw a castle in there. Few dozen windows of varying size. Maybe some infected reeds idk". I want to write sonnets about this loving tattoo.

The Bloop posted:

please

Lucha Luch posted:

Did you note the stoneless path
The blank dragon flying from thy castle
The crooked hand, askew and beckoning
I will summon the flames of sepsis
and weep pus to appease
my darling
my love
my red and swollen clouds