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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Pastry of the Year posted:

why

I heaid it th'w the Giapevan

Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 11:36 on Mar 10, 2017

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 11:31

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 07:04

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Failure to care for a new tattoo literally kills a dude. Don't go swimming in a scummy oil-polluted gulf right after getting inked up people :barf:

Also in keeping with the subject of the thread the tattoo itself sounded offensively generic and likely not worth dying for.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 19:21

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

thatPreacherpanel.jpg

We have this now :preacher:

# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 08:27

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Surely they can't walk around like that all the time, right?

# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 07:33

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Dinosaurs! posted:

I buy the piercing, but the tattoo has to be Photoshop.

I... Want to believe, but this thread has hurt me before :smith:

edit: Also pretend I made a clever 'curious boobs' joke in my first post, namaste.

Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 08:01 on Apr 17, 2018

# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 07:58

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Oof

# ¿ Feb 24, 2019 10:03

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ May 16, 2019 09:25

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Tag urself I'm the giant back zit that looks like a JarJar herpes sore.

Also, in face tat chat:

# ¿ May 22, 2019 10:07

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Tasteless Tattoos: Gonna gently caress that forearm

This is unbelievably not work safe. I cannot imagine any workplace where this video would not rustle jimmies. Well, tattoo parlor. Everyone seems cool with it there.

https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmmgifs/comments/cn7m3q/hmmm/

# ¿ Sep 22, 2019 11:55

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

beanieson posted:

I do appreciate the dedication to his craft, but couldn�t they have just taken a photo?

Damning with the faintest of praise, but it IS decent quality. Most tats that try to recreate human anatomy are borederline unrecognizable. At least that poo poo reads as labia.

Railing Kill posted:

I'm the loser vaping in the foreground.

I'm every other guy in the room staring resolutely at the ceiling. There's quite a bit going on, so much that I also considered that it might be staged or at least coordinated.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2019 06:49

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Tears In A Vial posted:

perhaps she'd be more recognizable if she was covered in her own shite

That's how she's recognizable.

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1122963416807890944

Also woo my first thread title. I actually thought the same thing as I was writing that but didn't want to push my own post :kiddo:

# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 03:51

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Zaphod42 posted:

The lion tattoo is so bad. Doesn't another celebrity have a terrible lion tattoo?

Not a celebrity, but...

# ¿ Oct 10, 2019 09:52

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

CleverHans posted:

Actually both tasteful and family friendly, however it looks like it was executed by a literal child with a sharpie and a branding iron.

I'm more concerned that it's bloody 18" square, even a cover-up would take months, never mind removal.

"Father, how much of this is a lovely tattoo?"
"Everything that the light touches."

# ¿ Oct 10, 2019 16:58

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Line work is... Ok? Also looking forward to a no steppy update.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 11:20

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

^^^ Wow same. I was like 'hell I'd eat itaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA :aaa:

Doctor Zero posted:

What�s wrong with dickbutt?

Nothing against the man personally, but I think we can agree that being terminally online enough to get a meme branded on your flesh is a little tasteless

# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 03:50

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

If that really means what we all seem to think it does, isn't it in a bad spot? At least an upside down "My name is Karen" would have some practical utility.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 05:19

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I'm the ghostly after image of a ~~third lollipop~~ fourth candycorn.

FTFY

# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 23:05

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Monk #1: Hey how many 3rd knuckles does the average index finger have?
Monk #2: I dunno, like three or something?
Monk #1: Cool, got it, thanks.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgm55gqp5YC/

# ¿ Sep 16, 2022 23:04

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

From that same Insta, I defy anyone here to tell me how the top and bottom of this anchor are connected, or tied to the rope at all:

And that hand... :gay:

# ¿ Sep 16, 2022 23:21

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Kwyndig posted:

That tattoo is so small it's one of those blink and you'll miss it sort of thing. Before that even fades it'll be hard to spot, much like an old scar.

I have a tattoo like that, by the most pedantic definition of the word imaginable. Once in like '99 or 2000 I was writing something with a felt pen. When I finished I loosely put the cap on and went to snap it shut by jamming it onto my palm. Except whoopsadootles the cap fell off and I didn't notice so I ended up stabbing into my palm with the end. It went in a good couple of layers of skin, enough that it was hanging from the hole, but it didn't bleed or hurt. To this day I have a tiny blue dot on my left palm, perhaps the world's first and only self-inked single stab tattoo :smuggo:

# ¿ Sep 25, 2022 08:23

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Elviscat posted:

I started getting wicked sick tattoos in middle school, when I got stabbed in the leg with a bic.

HAH that's pretty much exactly what mine looks like. I had no idea this was such a common occurrence, or goons are just a self-selecting group for this type of nonsense.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 07:06

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Scratch Monkey posted:

FRENGT
ESWITH

STrenGT^H
_LIPs WITH^{I^N}

whypick1 posted:

What loving species are these supposed to be?

Opopanax posted:

FNATGHN
CTHULHU R'LYEAH

# ¿ Sep 28, 2022 06:05

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

OwlFancier posted:

I kinda like this as a expression

Is that supposed to be the Nike Swoosh? Because if so :chloe:

If the 3 lines are meant to be the Monster logo then that is appropriately abstract.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2022 18:49

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Read After Burning posted:

Yeah, I was gonna ask why they're so popular in the UK if they're American? Then again, we apparently can't get enough of Coldplay over here (..ugh), so...

Killers are the US Oasis don't @ me.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2022 23:31

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

some plague rats posted:

Looking at this tattoo and sighing so hard all the breath leaves my body and I keel over

At first I was like 'huh cool at least they've got a Scarecrow reference in there, that's kind of a deep cut' but that's the sorting hat from Harry Potter isn't it :negative:

Read After Burning posted:

The best thing involving Oasis was when they (or maybe just the lead singer) threw a fit because Jay Z was gonna play at Glastonbury music festival, so Jay Z comes on stage and proceeds to badly sing Wonderwall with a giant poo poo-eating grin on his face.

Better than a concert-long tantrum/meltdown?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9iMGLKfLpo

# ¿ Oct 1, 2022 11:02

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

graventy posted:

I assumed it was memorializing her actual cats.

though I guess her just pretending to be a mamma cat is one of the few things that could make it more hosed up than it already is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsK6Lqc6u30

# ¿ Oct 2, 2022 05:41

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

LifeSunDeath posted:

change the url from twitter dot com to nitter dot net. I got a bookmarklet to do it automatically.
https://github.com/zedeus/nitter/issues/451

I farted around in ViolentMonkey and came up with this script to just swap out twitter.com for nitter.net, seems to work OK but I'm probably still doing something wrong...

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Twit2Nit
// @namespace   Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match       https://twitter.com/*
// @grant       none
// @version     1.0
// @author      -
// @description 10/3/2022, 12:36:48 AM
// ==/UserScript==
location.href = location.href.replace("twitter.com", "nitter.net");

# ¿ Oct 3, 2022 06:46

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

That new Netflix show is bringing out all the weirdos huh :chloe:

# ¿ Oct 8, 2022 08:46

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Yeah that's weird as hell. Should have been a velociraptor or at least the motorcycle from the movie :cripes:

# ¿ Oct 12, 2022 03:37

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Dude just hates podcasts is all.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2022 00:25

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

EL BROMANCE posted:

That's the one. You know someone, somewhere has those lyrics on them...

Too hot to list in the liner notes it seems :mad:

Quick, everyone post your favorite songs from that comp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgqbwjPca_k

Imperador do Brasil posted:

Pretty sure it�s a Carlin reference as well

I was going to post that they list more than 7, but listening to the original set he does mention that even back then the list had been expanded :aaa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJIqS7I1L2s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyBH5oNQOS0&t=250s

# ¿ Oct 20, 2022 05:08

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

DandyLion posted:

Ah this makes more sense now:

Who want dey fussy ate?

# ¿ Oct 20, 2022 21:44

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Tag yourself, I'm the lesbian bondage fiasco :wink:

Wasabi the J posted:

Yeah I mean sorry tattoo dude but not a single LMFAO track in 2011? Party Rock was in every club that year.

I never went to clubs but I'm still happy to see Bag Raiders rep'd.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2022 08:19

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

LifeSunDeath posted:

oh lol yeah that one song was good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo
poo poo really kicks in around 2:20...drat I rocked this track a lot back then.

They've got a couple of pretty great tracks. Easily my favorite is Nil by Mouth (non-remix) which I actually couldn't find on Youtube. I have since corrected this grave error :guitar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDbeYR_rhDI

King Carnivore posted:

They should have Butthead as Pontius Pilate on the other arm

John the Buttheadest.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2022 05:51

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Marcade posted:

For some reason I thought the limit was 19 characters.

Am I a joke to you :negative:

Wait that's only 15, I am a joke, a bad math joke.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2022 01:03

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Counterpoint: Tuxcat reading a book by xmas lights should be posted in every thread :colbert:

# ¿ Nov 14, 2022 09:56

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

madeintaipei posted:

Kinda hard to tap out when your hands are nailed to a piece of wood.

Shocked I can't find an actual tattoo of this

# ¿ Nov 22, 2022 01:26

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

"solid contender for the worst tattoos of all time"

# ¿ Nov 30, 2022 01:41

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

whypick1 posted:

No gloves

I don't even have any ink but because of this thread that's the second thing I noticed. The first was the bullshit line widths :gonk:

# ¿ Dec 22, 2022 15:34

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 07:04

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Johnny Truant posted:

Happy new year thread

Pretty sure her cheeks say "living deads"

Hmmmmmmmmmmm is an Iron Maiden shirt enough to cancel out the other stuff.........

Crab Dad posted:

Pffft was she even alive when Iron Maiden toured last?

Saw them in Dallas a few years ago still touring for Book of Souls, and Senjutsu came out in 2021 :rock:

Iron Crowned posted:

They put out a new album in 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-TgTFGDUnU

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 04:04

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