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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

it's your body rejecting your terrible taste

# ? Sep 18, 2022 23:16

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# ? May 19, 2024 05:16

whoda thunkit: Sep 20, 2010

Johnny Truant posted:

The artist just sucks poo poo, any tattoo on their IG is just trash. Probably like $800 an hour too

Idgi, what does UAZ stand for?

# ? Sep 21, 2022 15:58

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Takes No Damage posted:

Monk #1: Hey how many 3rd knuckles does the average index finger have?
Monk #2: I dunno, like three or something?
Monk #1: Cool, got it, thanks.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgm55gqp5YC/

2-seamer with some stank on it. 89mph at the gun.

# ? Sep 21, 2022 16:05

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

whoda thunkit posted:

Idgi, what does UAZ stand for?

Ulyanovsky Avtomobilny Zavod. He's a big fan of Russian off road vehicles.

# ? Sep 21, 2022 16:43

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

whoda thunkit posted:

Idgi, what does UAZ stand for?

That's clearly Upsilon Lambda Zeta, must be their frat.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 02:03

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Kwyndig posted:

That tattoo is so small it's one of those blink and you'll miss it sort of thing. Before that even fades it'll be hard to spot, much like an old scar.

I have a tattoo like that, by the most pedantic definition of the word imaginable. Once in like '99 or 2000 I was writing something with a felt pen. When I finished I loosely put the cap on and went to snap it shut by jamming it onto my palm. Except whoopsadootles the cap fell off and I didn't notice so I ended up stabbing into my palm with the end. It went in a good couple of layers of skin, enough that it was hanging from the hole, but it didn't bleed or hurt. To this day I have a tiny blue dot on my left palm, perhaps the world's first and only self-inked single stab tattoo :smuggo:

# ? Sep 25, 2022 08:23

nostrata: Apr 27, 2007

Well I can verify that you aren't the only dingus who's done that. I was standing in line ordering food and reached my hand in my pocket to get my money and felt a sharp prick on my finger. When I pulled my hand out my pencil came with it jammed into my finger. I paid then went to the bathroom to remove it. It bled a bit so I wrapped it up in a paper towel. So for the last 20 years I've had a little grey dot on the end of my finger.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 16:16

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

nostrata posted:

Well I can verify that you aren't the only dingus who's done that. I was standing in line ordering food and reached my hand in my pocket to get my money and felt a sharp prick on my finger. When I pulled my hand out my pencil came with it jammed into my finger. I paid then went to the bathroom to remove it. It bled a bit so I wrapped it up in a paper towel. So for the last 20 years I've had a little grey dot on the end of my finger.

i have a grey dot in the middle of my palm from a pencil that's been there since kindergarten and i'm almost 40

# ? Sep 25, 2022 18:55

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

I have two pieces of graphite in me as well

# ? Sep 25, 2022 18:57

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Large Testicles posted:

i have a grey dot in the middle of my palm from a pencil that's been there since kindergarten and i'm almost 40

My large grey dot is from the time when I was a high school freshman, and ran across a road in the rain to fall on my rear end in some grass, I'm 42.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 19:39

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I started getting wicked sick tattoos in middle school, when I got stabbed in the leg with a bic.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 23:45

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Johnny Truant posted:

I have two pieces of graphite in me as well

If I�ve got one, it�s in my eye. I was (am) a special lad.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 02:23

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

I have some in my inner thigh from when I accidentally stabbed myself in elementary school. Is there a graphite gang tag yet?

# ? Sep 26, 2022 16:14

Lord Rupert: Dec 28, 2007; Neither seen, nor heard

Johnny Truant posted:

I have two pieces of graphite in me as well

And I've got one in my palm from faking a fence was electrified. Been with me for 20 years now.

# ? Sep 27, 2022 00:48

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Elviscat posted:

I started getting wicked sick tattoos in middle school, when I got stabbed in the leg with a bic.

HAH that's pretty much exactly what mine looks like. I had no idea this was such a common occurrence, or goons are just a self-selecting group for this type of nonsense.

# ? Sep 27, 2022 07:06

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Nah, my grandma (non-goon) had a lead spot in her finger from like the 40's up until her death. It just happens.

# ? Sep 27, 2022 09:19

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Buy your grandma an account right now

# ? Sep 27, 2022 21:26

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

FRENGT
ESWITH

# ? Sep 27, 2022 21:55

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Is there something wrong with me, that I could read 'Strength Lies Within' easily?

# ? Sep 27, 2022 22:13

Domus: May 7, 2007; Kidney Buddies

Maybe. Or you have to read crappy handwriting every day. What I want to know is where the hell you see the first �S�.

# ? Sep 27, 2022 22:23

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

It's the leaf on the left.

# ? Sep 27, 2022 23:16

Read After Burning: Feb 19, 2013; "All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Is there something wrong with me, that I could read 'Strength Lies Within' easily?

I read "within" very easily, but the first two words made me feel like I was having a stroke.

# ? Sep 27, 2022 23:24

Domus: May 7, 2007; Kidney Buddies

Oh my god, I see it now. I have to focus on it before it registers in my head.

# ? Sep 27, 2022 23:24

Pomme de Terror: Sep 30, 2021; Well, one of us must have killed him!

Doesn't help that they switched between upper-case and lower-case

# ? Sep 27, 2022 23:25

Tenebrais: Sep 2, 2011

I can see it when I'm looking for it but at a glance it still looks like it just says French Ipswich.

Tenebrais has a new favorite as of 23:54 on Sep 27, 2022

# ? Sep 27, 2022 23:26

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Oh, it's a sailboat.

(now that people pointed out the phrase I can actually see it, kept trying to parse it as 3 lines of text instead of 2)

# ? Sep 27, 2022 23:51

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Scratch Monkey posted:

FRENGT
ESWITH

TRENT DESWITH

# ? Sep 28, 2022 00:05

DPM: Feb 23, 2015; TAKE ME HOME
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Scratch Monkey posted:

FRENGT
ESWITH

ETRENGA
LIPSWITH'N

# ? Sep 28, 2022 01:09

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

FNATGHN
CTHULHU R'LYEAH

# ? Sep 28, 2022 01:50

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

No embedded graphite in these ones as far as I can tell, but bad nonetheless:

...almost (and on the neck too :stonk:

)

Sure nice of the shop to make their info quite visible so I know who to avoid

Yeah, I think I'll skip getting rejected Tool album art tattooed on my neck thankyouverymuch

What loving species are these supposed to be?

# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:46

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Oh my God, I love Fivehead Lion

All-loving-timer

# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:54

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

whypick1 posted:

...

...

It's like lion Matt Gaetz

# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:59

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Scratch Monkey posted:

FRENGT
ESWITH

STrenGT^H
_LIPs WITH^{I^N}

whypick1 posted:

What loving species are these supposed to be?

Opopanax posted:

FNATGHN
CTHULHU R'LYEAH

# ? Sep 28, 2022 06:05

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

whypick1 posted:

This actually owns

# ? Sep 28, 2022 12:25

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

whypick1 posted:

No embedded graphite in these ones as far as I can tell, but bad nonetheless:

Sure nice of the shop to make their info quite visible so I know who to avoid

# ? Sep 28, 2022 12:55

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Antivehicular posted:

Oh my God, I love Fivehead Lion

All-loving-timer

That's at least a sixhead or sevenhead.

# ? Sep 28, 2022 13:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I'd say eight or ninehead tbh

Also just noticed their IG account spelled "tattoos" wrong...which they seem to have noticed, as I found their current account: https://www.instagram.com/mooiinktattoos_sa/

And facepalmed when I saw this: https://www.instagram.com/p/CR3JV4JsvqA/?hl=en

whypick1 has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Sep 28, 2022

# ? Sep 28, 2022 13:19