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Yeah, I read this whole tread through starting in maybe December and caught up with current posts about a week after 14 INCH DICK TURBO left Nebraska for the season. Goddam this poo poo was dope. One of my favorite posts was Mr. Dick, who was in transit from the west coast saying "slow down guys, gently caress, this shits going to be done by the time I get there....." Welp, falser words ain't been spoken very often.... Also, when this gets up and running again, I'll see what I can conjure up to send down to the dick to help the cause.
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Boaz MacPhereson posted:A cold case of Mingus Dew would probably be appreciated. Thats probably some TV reference that I don't get. OOOooorrrrr, if thats some newfangled slag word for Mountain Dew, I'd rather send the dude something healthy like a carton of smokes.
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The lyrics are slightly weak in a few spots, but they mostly fit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6DUFPNILvM The legend lives on from Nebraska on down For the big dick they called mr turbo old farm fields it was said never give up their dead When the skies of december turn gloomy With a car full of tools he knew that he was no fool When the cars that he drives burn to cinders He had no ideas, but he never had fear when he arrived at the field close to winter Left his kitty behind and he made terrible time On the fire-filled drive from seattle As car guys go he was crazier than most His brains sometimes lacked all good reason Like taking a job halfway across the land at the beginning of the world's coldest season At the end of the drive when he made it to the field How the gently caress could that guy have been feelin'? THe wind through he field made a devilish sound And he screamed many a time "HAIL SATAN"! While way back at home was his kitty all alone missing his master, he must have been hatin' When dawn came those days, the man would awake and the winds of december came from satan When afternoon came he would start to feel pain and the host's toilet he would be violatin' When suppertime came he would eat sauce and grains And then smoke all his unfiltered camels At seven PM he would have another plan and say "that might not be a bad course of action" Back in the field he'd pray his luck would not yeild And leave his broken body in traction It was later one night still fighting the good fight Came the breath of the engine in peril. Does anyone know where the love of satan goes, When the winds turn the minutes to hours? The goons they all say, he'd have been done by christmas day If he'd had fifteen more days behind him But he might have blown up or he might have burned down And maybe he made gently caress with your daughter. But all that remains are some parts and the pains and some fluids like oil, trans and water. Washington rains and Nebraska blows In the farm fields of corn and some anger Michigan bleeds like a dying stuck pig, or a fetus pulled out with a hanger But heading down south there is florida For this truck thats it's final destination Completing this trip for the 14 inch dick he'll have been right across the great nation In a windy old field in nebraska he prayed For this old truck to move by its engine The field full of hell felt just like a cell on each day that the dick skinned his knuckles THe legend lives on from nebraska on down For the big dick they call mr turbo old farm fields it was said never give up their dead When the skies of december turn gloomy
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Apr 14, 2017 04:41
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Super Soaker Party! posted:Well, it took most of the day (actually most of that was sorting through clips, I only did one or two takes on the lyrics), but I suppose I've been enjoying other people's content for 10 years on this forum so it's my turn to contribute. I was a little apprehensive at first, but........ gently caress YEAH
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Apr 18, 2017 11:45
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Super Soaker Party! posted:, but I've been enjoying this thread so much that when wesleywillis (thanks for your awesome writing by the way) posted the lyrics I was like No problem. Thats not the first time I wrote a song about 14 inch Dick actually... The user, not actual giant dicks... So what IS going on? We've had blueballs since about Jesus day. If you don't have plans finalized yet we all understand, cause you know, life and all that. But we're all dying to know what is in the works. wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Apr 19, 2017 |
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Apr 19, 2017 22:34
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Rhyno posted:Hitchhike? There was a goon in the stupid questions thread that needs a car shipped from Seattle to Des Moines. Valentine is about 6 hours from there according to google maps. Apparently the car is in running condition.
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Jul 20, 2017 02:08
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God I hope you make it to Valentine and then on to Florida with the running truck. This story needs a conclusion so that my song will be true.
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Aug 20, 2017 04:19
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I imagine when the truck actually gets rolling and moving towards Florida, every AI goon  ing the entire two days or whatever it takes (probably two weeks really) and when it finally gets to its new home all of AI collectively screaming HAIL SATAN!!!Followed by everyone in AI posting in a new "I need to sell my car because I lost my job" thread.
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Aug 20, 2017 20:38
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Is there an online account/gofundme type dealie available here? I'm pretty broke as gently caress, but not so broke that I can't afford to donate 20 bucks to the cause. That'll at least get Dave a hot meal or a couple packs of smokes. When I'm slightly less broke as gently caress, should the saga be still ongoing, I can probably toss in another 20 or so....
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Sep 3, 2017 02:04
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Leperflesh posted:a picture of Dick's box Leperflesh posted:a picture of Dick's box Leperflesh posted:a picture of Dick's box Leperflesh posted:a picture of Dick's box Leperflesh posted:a picture of Dick's box Leperflesh posted:a picture of Dick's box Is there a Beavis and Butthead smiley? To post something actually relevant: Does Dave have the serial number for the bike? Probably a long shot, and worthless, but if the bike never shows up, could he report it stolen, to say, Denver/SLC/ Oglalalala police? I'm sure the police probably don't give that much of a gently caress about the 1000th stolen bike report of the day, but if it should turn up somewhere, like in the hands of a greyhound employee, and it was reported as being "lost" during a greyhound trip, maybe it'll bring a bunch of scrutiny and bad publicity to greyhound and their extremely lovely...... evreything
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ExplodingSims posted:Everybody needs to look at the AI Facebook page like right now. Link? My dumb rear end doesn't seem to be able to find it.
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Sep 9, 2017 23:20
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Since it is dick's new home, will it be infested with black widows?
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Sep 9, 2017 23:52
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DICK DICER posted:
Saw this just before I took a walk to the local pub for a few beers. I had a flash of inspiration and had most of it done before I got back. Endangered poster, they stole his bike Those greyhound fucks, no chance to fight But dick is set he won't think twice, he'll persevere and win this fight Back to the field the battle is there he'll drop some rear end without a care Fix the truck that makes him a man This whole ordeal we say "goddam" We say goddam Make this truck, make it run No bullshit, just loving run Why the gently caress won't it run? THis is it, this is the countdown to extinction Tell the truth, you wouldn't dare But david, man, he does not care His flatulence scares all of the birds Make those loving wheels just turn Wishing that his kitty was there Camper is his brand new lair His cars have burned in glorious blazes this whole ordeal is so outrageous So outrageous Make this truck, make it run No bullshit, just loving run Why the gently caress won't it run? This is it, this is the countdown to extinction One month from now AI prays that this truck will be moving under its own power to florida Forever, and we hope it is accelerating Make this truck, make it run No bullshit, just loving run Why the gently caress won't it run? This is it, this is the countdown to extinction
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DICK DICER posted:DJDaddo stopped by and said not to burn the place down, again. Again..... Don't put them in your peepee hole.
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So what happened to dick's tools? They didn't show up with the bike I guess? I seem to recall near the sort of beginning. The truck was in the field, and the engine itself had been swapped, or was in the process of being swapped, dick saying something like "slow down guys, you'll be finished before I even get there". Lol at that....
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tomapot posted:Don't google image search hydrofluoric acid burns. I just looked. They aren't that bad. That being said, you probably want to take this guy's advice.
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Sep 23, 2017 05:50
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ExplodingSims posted:And in Valentine, the nuclear raid sirens starting sounding. Wouldn't they be more like poison gas sirens?
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Sep 24, 2017 22:29
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Elephanthead posted:I am not sure what is in that 99 cent box of "food" but have a stack of leaves ready. Yeah, every time I've eaten reduced price grocery store hot table food, I either haven't needed a toilet for a couple days, or I REALLY needed a toilet for a couple days.
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Sep 30, 2017 01:13
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Keep the panther piss away from the dog.....
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Oct 12, 2017 11:45
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I hope that when you posted, or otherwise informed facebook/radio stations etc you said "come see the guy living in a camper in a field to get your dog back". Or just "come see the guy that burned a jeep last summer".
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Oct 12, 2017 20:14
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We gotta name this bitch, (or mutt whatever). I vote for Megadeth, Slayer and Metallica.
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Oct 12, 2017 20:50
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Hugh G. Rectum posted:There's a dog like that near me, every time he escapes he comes over to play with my dog and get treats and love. The owners don't even bother looking anymore, they just text me to make sure he's over here. I bring him back after he gets tired of wrestling with my dog, usually 20-30 minutes. He sorta looks like Blue too: THat dog on the ground looks like he's trying to say, "come on baby, just a quick blowie".
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Fermented Tinal posted:If it's not too wide, I was thinking two boards and three guys could get the camper into the bed. It shouldn't be stupid-heavy and would negate the need for a plate and hitch and wiring. Its probably pretty goddam heavy. Its an 80's model and they were built with real 'murican steel.
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I get the feeling that Daddo's previous interactions were sort of passive aggressive comments. Or just trying to keep cool, but really wanting this over with. He might want to sell the place or something, and a guy living in a camper working on a truck isn't a big selling point. Or possibly, the steaks that dick gave him were tainted. (Not intentionally)
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Hugh G. Rectum posted:you're not far off, wally is basically gay for my dog. every time we walk by his yard he starts flipping out and tries to give little kisses under the fence. he's a sweetheart And to think, someone else replied to that post and implied that I had questionable morals.....
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sneakyfrog posted:i am a bad person. Kazinsal posted:Oh, no, the rabbit hole goes deeper than that... https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3503775&pagenumber=10&perpage=40#post407101998  Holy gently caress Yeah, I ain't that guy. Never had sexual relations with anything but my own species.
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Oct 15, 2017 20:37
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Yup, truck will be street legal by tomorrow.
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Seconding the hydraulics store, if there is one in town. My local store can make brake flex lines, AC fittings etc. If the Napa guys don't believe their poo poo is mislabeled can you prove it to them with a thread pitch gauge (requires a thread pitch gauge) or just like bring the poo poo you need (wheel cylinders etc) to them and actually check the fittings and whatnot by threading the poo poo together? Also, what type of parking brake does this thing have? It might be a worthwhile time investment to get that functioning if it doesn't already.
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Chopsy posted:The points so far as I can see them; if you could help me put them all in the right order and fill in points maybe i can help with a summary: I've got a few questions: I guess the SBC bolted right up to the truck's original bellhousing? How about flywheel? Clutch? were they replaced? I binge read a lot of this stuff a few weeks after the new year, when our hero had migrated to warmer climes for the winter and may have missed some poo poo. wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Oct 21, 2017 |
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DICK DICER posted:Yeah they were replaced but I don't know if I'm being paranoid or if this is A Bad Thing The noise or lack of lower cover? Both probably bad.
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^^^^^ No worries, you look like you've got a few more details in there.DICK DICER posted:The wobble to the flywheel Can't me more than a half inch off. Totally within spec................ I guess it'd be a motherfucker to have to take the engine and/or tranny out to check that there isn't some poo poo in between flywheel and crank snout. Or re-torque crank bolts.
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Did it have the same problem last year? In other words, did you look underneath with engine running, and NOT see that last year?
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Oct 21, 2017 19:25
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Yeah, at least a hundred pages of this thread are various puns, and links to gwar videos.
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ExplodingSims posted:Oh I don't care about credit or attention or anything, but if you're so excited to describe the thread, maybe check the OP for basic facts? Yeah sure, explain this entire thread then 
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Its hollow? Is that a bleeder screw?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWKrM5h4QYw Well I'm travelling down the road And the greyhound lost all my load Those fuckers so fuckin stupid Sleazy, act like they don't know I don't know what to say I'm in a homicidal rage I got a lot of goon hot sauce I'm gassy every day Slaughtering the flies but they bite me anyway At night at night Try to get some sleep but they fight me all the way Smells like roadkill baby cause I sprayed them with my rear end Just another giant fart try to kill them with my gas But MAYBE All the goons keep LOLing Nearly all my marbles gone All that gas comes from my behind Can't you hear me farting? Just like a siren song All that gas comes from my behind. Well there you have it baby I'm just a gaseous guy Drank a bottle of some hot sauce But I don't have time to cry Because theres more to life, than making biting flies die Like a giant rusty truck baby Fixing up, those rusted brake lines The brake fittings baby they don't make no sense Doesn't really matter cause they broke anyway Smells like roadkill baby cause I sprayed them with my rear end Just another giant fart try to kill them with my gas But MAYBE, maybe with fire I can really kill them all All the goons keep LOLing Nearly all my marbles gone All that gas comes from my behind Can't you hear me farting? Just like a siren song All that gas comes from my behind All the goons keep LOLing Nearly all my marbles gone All that gas comes from my behind Can't you hear me farting? Just like a siren song All that gas comes from my behind. All the goons keep LOLing Nearly all my marbles gone All that gas comes from my behind Well the goons keep LOLing Nearly all my marbles gone Baby Can't you hear me farting? Like a siren song Like a Siren song........ See ya later Valentine.
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Unclean posted:
Its my favorite GWAR song, though admittedly, I'm probably just a casual fan and don't really know a lot of their stuff. First saw the video for it on Beavis and Butthead.
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Scumdogs is the best GWAR album, don't like much of their stuff after that, to me that's when they peaked. Gwar on Jerry Springer show in about 97 or 98. I remember watching it when it was first broadcast. gently caress yeah. They kicked that pissed off mom's rear end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJuBxeRrv9A
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Lol that Camaro. The funniest part is someone is actually paying storage for that and has probably paid it's value fifty times over The damage on the fender means the mullet man was probably drunk, hit someone and then tossed the car in to storage until he thinks its ok and the cops are no longer looking for him.
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tomapot posted:It is like the Camaro is staring forlornly at that cinderblock, begging you to pick it up and finish it off. Just put me out of my misery already. No way, that camaro is wishing that block had three brother blocks......
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