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Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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gay picnic defence posted:

That's going to go down well I imagine

Well, he's sure lost my vote.

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Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Snod. posted:

Do we have a budget bingo card

"Negligent thinks it's good for the LNP's election chances" is the free square.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Someone do a gif of Captain Kirk screaming CAAAAAAAAARRRP. No, wait, make it Barnaby looking like Kirk. I'm bad at this.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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I'd be interested in Negligent's take on this development but of course he's probied :xd:

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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I'm going to kill this government.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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I want Pyne to lose his seat even more badly than I wanted Howard to lose his. Hopefully I won't be disappointed this time either.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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It'd be kind of nice to see Dutton go down too, but looking at the margin unless he's caught with his hogleg up a great dane's poopchute I don't think it's happening.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Jumpingmanjim posted:

This is Ken Stevens, the number one candidate in the NSW Senate for Derryn Hinch's Justice Party confronting the Cremorne Point flasher (a public masturbator):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJIS3T_xdTg

Don't doxx me.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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What's his name, Negligent.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Cleretic posted:

Why do we have so loving many cooking shows, anyway? Every station has several cooking shows, and it's baffling to me.


1) Cheap to make
2) Everyone likes to eat
3) People watch this poo poo


BTW what are the ratings on Gogglebox like? Just wondering how low we've slipped as a race.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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She should wipe her arse on it for good measure.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Does anyone know if the AEC has something on their website about where the polling booths are? We've had our boundaries changed again and I'd really rather not go to the wrong place, line up, and be told I'm actually out of area by 500 metres.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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That Kieth Windschuttle is so dreamy! I hope he's single, because he's quite a catch. Although, I 'm not sure whether to kiss him or pull out my biggest gun and pop off a few rounds hoping his stomach opens for a QTE.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Explain it to the dumb people. And me.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Oh, that was her. LOL.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Does anyone read the Telegraph on a daily basis and if so, are they still doing that TURNBULL VS SHORTEN 5-0 DAY 5 horseshit? I'm just wondering how long they'll keep it up if the polls keep going south for Turnbull.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Anidav posted:

Flip flop on backpacker tax

Assistant Treasurer Kelly O'Dwyer has announced a delay in the introduction of the contentious backpacker tax.

Working holidaymakers were facing a 32 per cent tax, sparking warnings they would shun Australia as a travel destination.

?

Why would they do that? I mean, don't backpackers mainly pick our fruit?

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Peter Logan :

17 May 2016 12:48:31pm

Paul Barry, what a typical biased, hard Left ABC journalist you are. ]Name ONE Conservative journalist on ABC. You can't because there are none. The truth is, this bloke was in an audience which is ALWAYS loaded up with Lefties, even though the ABC deceitfully displays a balance LNP/ALP/Greens on the screen. The ABC was, as usual, egged on by the grossly overpaid, blatant Leftie host, Tony Jones delighted to have someone attack the lone Conservative on the panel (as did MUSLIM Zaky Mallah) and once again it has backfired badly on the utterly biased and incompetent ABC when the truth about this pathetic ALP supporter comes out. Your "national hero" has embarrassed all you Lefties at the ABC. Tell the truth Paul. Don't twist this story to suit your hard line Left Wing agenda. Remember who pays your salary (it ain't the ALP), and you can tell your comrade Jon Faine that as well!

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Probably more lolb party/IPA astroturfing lol.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

Dodgy refugee builders stealing YOUR unemployment benefits. Our investigation reveals that they're fat.

And germs! GErrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmssssssssss.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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ModernMajorGeneral posted:

http://www.theage.com.au/federal-po...517-goxhj1.html


Refugees are illiterate, but they would take your jobs anyway, and they would also be unemployed while taking your jobs.

I remember foreigners taking our jobs while being on the dole being trotted out in the 80's when the target was Italians and Greeks.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Geelong mosque burnt down.

e: No link because no real details yet, just 'it's burnt down' and 'it's suspicious'.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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evilbastard posted:

On the bright side, it probably wasn't an anti-muslim hate group. Geelong has a serial arsonist targeting religious buildings.

Geelong church fires

May 18, 2016 Geelong Mosque, Manifold Heights
April 15, 2016 Geelong West Presbyterian Church
December 6, 2015 Norlane Baptist Church, Sparks Rd, Norlane
December 6, 2015 Norlane Baptist Church, Spruhan Ave, Norland
October 14, 2015 St John the Evangelist Catholic Church

Well, I guess it's nice to have a hobby...

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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CrazyTolradi posted:

You say that like any of our trade deals hugely benefit us.

All I know is after Turkey, Vietnam and Iraq, NEXT TIME we support an empire in its nation-building we'll get a sweet deal out of it.


E: And Korea.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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To all you young people on Triple J hack explaining why you didn't enrol to vote, I'd just like to say that I met an MP once and he said (off the record) that the reason the young get hosed over in Youth Allowance and Newstart is because they don't vote. JUST SAYIN' :smugdon:

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Solemn Sloth posted:

the only thing worse about Hack than the people who call in are the loving hosts

Hack shits me but this time my wife was too slow to turn the radio off so I heard some of it.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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BBJoey posted:

what were their reasons?

Don't feel represented by the major parties is the only one I can remember. I wasn't really listening because there's no excuse for not voting even though I didn't enrol to vote (because I didn't have to as a dirty foreigner on a PR) when I was their age YES I AM A HYPOCRITE I AM ALL I HATE IN THEM

Should be in here fairly early on - Hack only just started when I heard it.

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/hack-monday/7423590

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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BBJoey posted:

I can't understand it because they live at a time when there is an extremely strong third party fighting from the left and at the very least they can get a democracy sausage out of it. Kids are retarded is what I'm saying

I was just thinking I was a right-wing racist when I was 18 and probably would have voted for Andrew Peacock or worse. It's probably just as well I didn't vote.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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MysticalMachineGun posted:

"All the pollies care about are old people and boomers, I'm not even going to enrol to vote"

Pollies care about large voting blocs. By not enrolling to vote you ensure that there are less people in the young people bloc so you directly reduce their power.

If young folks outnumbered oldies you'd see policies change quick smart. Unfortunately we have an aging population :smith:

Not for long :twisted:

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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I think Pyne's right, we really don't need fast internet speeds. We should be concentrating on manufactur... Oh...

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Listen to this man, Spudd. It's the only language they understand.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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What does Chris Berg have to say about the Greens over on the Drum?

Chris Berg posted:

No-one cares

Stay tuned next time!

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

NEWSFLASH: I'm a migrant and I agree with Peter Dutton.

I'm a migrant and I don't agree with Peter Dutton.

What now.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Lid posted:

Bolt from the Blue

The way ahead for Malcolm Turnbull is to act like Tony Abbott

Don't want to start too much controversy in the Auspol thread but my hot take on this is Bolt is an idiot.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Did anyone see the hatchet job article on 7.30 on the Greens?

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Nope, what was it about?

I didn't see it, but it was apparently about infighting in the Greens and apparently they were saying the NSW faction was starting poo poo all the time and needed to have something done about it if the Greens wanted to get votes. This is only second-hand, mind, the actual episode could've been about RDN's chicken-loving ranch for all I know.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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If anything he's under-reported the numbers. There were fifty million billion zillion racism supporters there.

e: haha Whittington is still in jail suck poo poo

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-28/jailed-australians-family-calls-for-60-minutes-team-sacking/7455968

Starshark fucked around with this message at 08:44 on May 28, 2016

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Sometimes I quite like ABC comments:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-27/koukoulas-election-2016:-will-the-war-be-won-in-the-west/7450818

TimonofAthens posted:

If you think punishing the LNP by voting in a likely GLP coalition will advance your interests, think again. It won't.

Todd posted:

No, Timon. Normally, you would be correct. But please look up fiscal eqaulisation under the GST and understand how it works. It is the growth in WA that has lead to the collapse of its economy. You see, a growing economy normally requires growing infrastructure and growing spending on services., Agreed? This would normally come from higher tax receipts that come with more economic activity. Since 2001, however, under fiscal equalisation, the extra tax from growth goes to those States that are not growing as fast (even more to those States going backwards). S, the growth means the same or less tax coming in, but with higher spending requirements (more people means more schools, hospitals etc). Barnett did not squander the boom, the benefits were given to States like Tassie and SA. That does not mean Barnett is blameless. He has ignored the only solution - secession.

So, there are two options - the first is secession (my preferred option) and the second is to become a "Tassie". Did you know both SA and Tassie have higher credit ratings than WA? That's because people who know what they are talking about see what is in store under fiscal equalisation. They know that WA requires more infrastructure and services and they know WA will have shrinking income over the foreseeable future. There are no ifs or buts about it.

So, unless WA secedes, they would benefit greatly from an ALP (even better, a Greens) Government that will limit growth and economic activity and turn the tables so that WA can shrink its populationat the same time as increase its income - at the expense of other States, of course, but why would West Aussies care about other States.

Barnett wants to put a cable car up to attract tourists. What? I would be running ads on the Opera House and Great Barrier Reef if I was WA's tourism minister. Less West Aussies will have jobs, but Wetsern Australia will be better off. As perverse as that sounds, it is what fiscal equalisation means. Put it this way, if I told you you would have a higher income if you did not work, would you work? Especially if you were in debt and NEEDED to pay it off?

Everyone in Australia should love Barnett, except Western Australians. Tasmania should have a statue of him. McGowan will shrink the WA economy - and that will be a GOOD thing financially. If, by a miracle, WA Labor can foster more growth, WA is stuffed - simple as that. Welcome to socialism.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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I don't even know why they're having the debate I've already made up my mind to vote for Pauline Hanson.

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Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
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Anidav posted:

What the gently caress Turnbull is just repeating the same thing he said in the first debate.

He's hosed! But I'm still voting for him. There's a class war on and I aim to be on the winning side.

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