Fantasy Football 2016: There is no god. Existence is a joke

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

josh gordon, runaway winner of 2014's "wasted roster spot" award

# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 19:24

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 17:18

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Benne posted:

Remember when people kept Gordon on their bench for 10 weeks expecting him to win a title for them, and then he came back out of shape and played like poo poo

Good times

i swear i've learned my lesson this time

# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 20:29

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

breaking: eric ebron

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 17:37

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

breaking: dion lewis

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 17:27

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

chase daniel gonna ~~ball hard~~ do absolutely nothing

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 15:50

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

so much for that DGB breakout year

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 16:26

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

add "all eagles offensive players" to the do not draft list

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 16:31

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Tiptoes posted:

Sam Bradford and Chase Daniel are basically the exact same person, plus Daniel has a lot more experience in Doug Pederson's system. Not sure this really changes anything for the Eagles or their fantasy outlooks. Hell, Daniel might even be better than Bradford. Of course I still don't want any Eagles players.

https://twitter.com/FuckEricc/status/772083502737137664

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 16:44

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

grabbed keenan allen in 2014 and passed on him in 2015. burned both times.

you better perform for me this year, keenan, or else. :kheldragar:

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 05:54

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

OxySnake posted:

Whos the next person behind him?

damien williams is the #2

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 21:41

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

remember when demaryius was a top-5 receiver? those were the days

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 17:24

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Fantasy Football 2016: Never believe anyone in this thread

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 01:43

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

in other news, sammy watkins might be significantly hobbled :shepface:

https://twitter.com/MMehtaNYDN/status/775332634482409472

corn on the cop fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Sep 12, 2016

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 15:02

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Ben Nevis posted:

How concerned should Dez havers be?

they played it extraordinarily conservative with dak yesterday (45 attempts for 227 yards). witten and beasley combined for 60% of the targets.

only five targets for dez, though.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 15:30

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Dez dropped his touchdown pass, but it was off (rare) good coverage by Landon Collins.

Zeke might have been a bit overdrafted, though. That Giants front-four was hemming him up good.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 15:47

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Moncrief out 4-6 weeks

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 16:40

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

If you willingly sold yourself on Josh Gordon this season after all that he has been through, it is your own drat fault

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 17:15

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Vereen is out for the year. You dudes might wanna hop on the Paul Perkins train

# ¿ Sep 26, 2016 18:36

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Spoeank posted:

Forte is on pace for like a billion touches and is going to die on the field... soon.

ah, the frank gore conundrum

# ¿ Sep 26, 2016 20:30

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

1-5 in my leagues this year :smug:

# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 04:43

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

josh gordon entering rehab? what'd ya know

_{i hope he gets all the help he needs}

# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 22:37

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Spoeank posted:

The year is 2061, a 70 year old Josh Gordon is about to be reinstated to the NFL.

"I would honestly take him in the 6th or 7th round, you can't ignore that upside," a talking head crows. "Remember his 2013? After all, he's only missing a handful of weeks to start the season."

# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 22:40

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

really liking that tyler eifert pick now :shepface:

# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 18:19

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

your runningback troubles are over

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/793570139341852672

# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 22:51

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 17:18

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

here lies the gronk dynasty :rip:

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 19:40

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