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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



There is no god. Dispense with hope all ye who enter here, and face to the forever war.

At least we won't be forced to wear stupid hats or gaudy golden shirts, right?

:smith:

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Nov 25, 2007

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Firebert posted:

Hillary '16: she's actually inevitable this time!

lmao

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Nov 25, 2007

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I do have to wonder how well this being locked out of the Executive for 12 years straight will do for the GOP on down ticket races come 2020 though, especially combined with anti-gerrymandering laws and an updated census. This hasn't happened since FDR and Truman, and prior to them the GOP basically controlled the government, despite the GOP then being pretty drat different from the racist shoggoth monster that is today.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

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Vox Nihili posted:

So let's say Hillary wins (probable) and Obama subsequently withdraws his Garland nomination. Assuming Obama holds off on another nomination until Clinton takes office, who does she select for the bench?

Karl Marx.

mrmcd posted:

When Hillary crushes the golden turd in November, can we get a special gang tag for everyone with the sack to Toxx before the convention?

Mine better say "Dragged Kicking and Screaming to the YAAAS QUEEN"

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

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exploding mummy posted:

Implode would mean that the chain has some substance....and not literally a dozen staffers and no ad buys.

When the atom is split, it releases immense amounts of energy.

When the Trump Campaign implodes?

poo poo son, you better grab some glasses.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

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I'll perma-:toxx: for Hitlery Kkkillnton, if only because I think she may actually give Donald a heart attack and that would just make me so happy.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

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Ogmius815 posted:

I'd permatoxx for that gang tag.

Note that this post is not a conditional permatoxx. It is merely a statement of enthusiasm for the lying crooked Hillary gang tag.

:smugdon:Schlonged!:smugdon:

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Nov 25, 2007

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logikv9 posted:

hello friends. here is your title-compliant gangtag.



you can apply this at any time by purchasing a new avatar / title. i will leave it to Captain_Maclaine if he wants to give it to you for free because he's managing your toxx.

:neckbeard:

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Nov 25, 2007

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Captain_Maclaine posted:

OK I think I'm all caught up on the gang tags for you perma-toxxing loons.

Oh, and:


Your tower got me suspicious, and wouldn't you just know it, I found you've been posting in the Trump thread as well as this one, which is a :siren: DOUBLE-TOXX VIOLATION :siren:

lmao

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Nov 25, 2007

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MEDS CURE SCHIZOS posted:

I'll even throw in "normal :toxx: if she doesn't beat Trump by 100 EVs".

We cannot allow a toxxing gap.

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Nov 25, 2007

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neonnoodle posted:

Hillary is going to ban all animes God Bless America

That's what they said about 0bummer

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Nov 25, 2007

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fozzie dunlop posted:

FACT: George W. Bush banned yaoi from American shores in the Year of Our Lord 2007.

Stop making me like GW :mad:

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Nov 25, 2007

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lol wait people actually thought that the FBI would indict?

Seriously?

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Nov 25, 2007

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DemeaninDemon posted:

He just can't let his hatred of the Bush family go.

Or his love of death, apparently.

The odds that Trump is a Clinton plant are growing rapidly.

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Nov 25, 2007

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The background is actually awesome and works great with Firefox.

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Nov 25, 2007

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If Trump wins I'm gonna be busy rocking tire armor and eating people soooooo

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Nov 25, 2007

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Instant Sunrise posted:

you should post a graph showing the number of people per day who toxxed in here versus what hillary's poll numbers were that day

Nah, make it a pie chart.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

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bunnyofdoom posted:

Actually gently caress that. Just make pie.

Is that why Republicans hate her? She brought a pie to a cookie baking competition?

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Nov 25, 2007

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EmperorFritoBandito posted:

The very day I joined these forums I vowed I would not write Trump poetry or reference SA in public and I'm not going back on that now

Why would you vow against Trump-poetry in 2010?

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Nov 25, 2007

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lozzle posted:

Guys.

Is this what winning too much feels like?

hillary-shimmy.gif

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Nov 25, 2007

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Alas, Donald, we knew thee well

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Nov 25, 2007

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EmperorFritoBandito posted:

I read all the way to the end of this crazy-rear end thread and regret nothing :woop:

This calls for a drink and I just gave blood so let's see what happens

Hillary's socialized medicine will restart your heart.


:unsmigghh:ON THE TAXPAYER'S DIME!!!:unsmigghh:

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Nov 25, 2007

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Give your blood to the YAASSS QUEEN.

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Nov 25, 2007

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Tesseraction posted:

p. sure gay people have blood too buddy

Scoop if true

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Nov 25, 2007

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Captain_Maclaine posted:

Why, that sounds like a double-toxx, which around here often leads to a...

:siren: MOD CHALLENGE :siren:

Double-toxxing (usually) is a bannable offense! To escape it, you must now do one of the following:

1) Post a thread about how Gary Johnson is the Green Primitivist candidate of this election. Such a post must include references to specific mises.org articles, and cannot be from an accelerationist perspective (ie: he's so horrible civilization will collapse, which is good).

2) Provide photographic and/or video evidence that Russia, both as a nation and geographic location, does not exist, and is in some way a false flag. This cannot include material found on infowars.

You have until Monday to satisfy this challenge and save your account, which is totally because I'm a generous guy and has nothing at all to do with me taking a trip this weekend how dare you even bring that up.

Goddamn these are some fun looking challenges. Why didn't you just make him eat a MAGA hat on video or something?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

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Captain_Maclaine posted:

I got Homework Explainer on my first one, and he actually did it! Pity that the second guy flaked out on my Dr. Seuss one, I seriously spent some time on that.


I don't like requiring people to do things that could cost them money or have other real-world consequences, unless they've really been an rear end in a top hat of course.

Fair enough :cool:

Hell, almost makes me want to take the plunge just to get some creative writing out of my system.

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Nov 25, 2007

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iospace posted:

I would, but I don't want to accidentally post there.

:justpost:

And then go all :smugdon: and deny you ever did

Art of the Deal

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Nov 25, 2007

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Captain_Maclaine posted:

Do not actually do this.

:sad:

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Nov 25, 2007

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EngineerSean posted:

I gave $2700 to Bernie on the first(ish) day of his campaign and the only thing I regret is that the "leftists" on this forum are completely okay with Hillary stealing away an assured socialist victory against Donald Trump



Hey man, I like Bernie just as much as the next guy, but uh, hmmmnmmmm

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

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Don't doxx me please

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Nov 25, 2007

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Instant Sunrise posted:

Honestly, Bernie bro's who went from supporting a far left candidate to a far right candidate confuse me and I want to understand what would make them go from far left to far right.

Misogyny, mostly.

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Nov 25, 2007

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SirPhoebos posted:

I'm toxxing for Hillary. Because if Trump does win I'm going to have a lot more things to worry about than giving lowtax another :10bux:

Are you implying that Trump has a chance at this point?

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Nov 25, 2007

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Yinlock posted:

civil war, Pecker vs Wood who's side are you on

i'm with Wood

Well I'm with Pecker

YOURE A PIECE OF STATIST poo poo YINLOCK!!!

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Nov 25, 2007

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Captain_Maclaine posted:

TT once obliquely threatened my life* for being a statist. It was one of the high points of my time in LF. :evil:

*Along with that of others.


:barf:

Who's TT?

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Nov 25, 2007

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Goddamn I want to be the baddest hombre who ever rigged an election for the Crooked Dread Abuela

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Nov 25, 2007

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Magres posted:

Why choose between Nasty Womyn and Bad Hombres when you can have both



You're just a peach

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Nov 25, 2007

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Skittle Prickle posted:

how are there still 20 days left of this

It feels like this has been going on since 2008

It's time to end it

Finish him Abuela, fulfill your destiny

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Nov 25, 2007

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theflyingexecutive posted:

I hope he is not banned but gets that status where anyone can edit his posts

Wait is that a thing? I would legit love that

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Nov 25, 2007

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Pick posted:

Thanks, I hear that's a swing district

In the sense that it's so hard blue that it may 255 error its way into being blood red?

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Nov 25, 2007

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Lol just lol if you didn't toxx for the Dread Abuela on the first day the primary was over

Just 😂@u

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