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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

What's the best episode of Star Trek to have sex to.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

shadow puppet of a posted:

Are you or your partner a large salamander?

What if I said yes.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

shadow puppet of a posted:

I'd still probably go with Encounter At Farpoint. If you can time it so you come when the drug addled terror troop fires off his hyper machine gun that would be pretty cool.

Added to watch list.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mrs. Dash posted:

Today I learned that there is a page on Memory Alpha for "rape."

There's also one for "rape gangs"

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Brawnfire posted:

And then the away team was brought into the home of one who sympathized with them. The crowd gathered around the house, and prevailed upon the master "bring out your guests, that we may know them!" And the master of the house went out to them, and told them what they were doing was wrong. "Have my daughters, Ishara and Tasha, but spare my guests!"

Lol

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

We are Borg you is gay resistance is not futile we respect consent

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

So I just watched The Inner Light for the first time and I paused multiple times because my face was a blubbery mess. Holy hell that episode hits hard.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Just rewatched Tomorrow is Yesterday and I still think this is the best fight choreography in the entirety of Star Trek purely on the basis that I love watching it blasted out of my mind high while cackling hysterically: https://youtu.be/8ZyLclgZ5ME

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Starfleet isn't a military it's an escort service

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Borg are generally stupid as gently caress

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Worf consumed Riker's body

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Worf tore up his bed and took the stuffing out and made a pillow on the floor and slept on it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Star Trek

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

External Organs posted:

They should do a starfleet academy game with the same level of detail as that upcoming Harry Potter one, so I can make fun of red squad and then teabag them when they die

They should make a Star Trek game where you're Worf just trying to abort every fetus he comes across

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

My favorite episode is when O'Brien projectile vomits towards the transporter after drinking too much Saurian Brandy after an argument with Keiko and he can't stop the transportation sequence in time as Worf is being transported so Worf comes out on the other side as Borf

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I watched The Visitor recently for the first time n my nose was honking at the end of that episode

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The episodes where Worf is consistently sexually harassed by Jadzia

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

There's an episode where Data and Geordi enter the rave dimension. Turn audio on


https://i.imgur.com/VEnG0IW.mp4

Lil Swamp Booger Baby fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Jun 16, 2022

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Facebook Aunt posted:

This feels like something that needs an epilepsy warning, lol.

I spoilered it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

But tbh the episode does the exact same thing if you have a TV in a dark room lol that scene is jacked up

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I think the movie OWNS!!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

If you watch it on Paramount+ they have a Dolby Vision/Atmos upload of it which I watched. But tbh I love all of the TOS cast movies just because that's my favorite crew and watching them onscreen is just a good time for me no matter what

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Do u think that when O'Brien's face gets really sweaty that it smells like a foot

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bruh this episode where Keiko's baby is suddenly in Kira and O'Brien's face the whole first 10 minutes as he's trying to comprehend that poo poo has me rolling

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

He's a slut in TOS

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

This episode where Jake beats his father with a belt is messed up

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The water droplets are urine

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dad Tane

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

This thing they're doing with Bashir being superhuman is very lol

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Almost done DS9. Moving onto Voyagger next, my favorite DS9 episode was Worf becoming an incel terrorist

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Had a dream of an episode of DS9 where Quark got se kind of night virus and would sneak into Jake's apartment at night and sit on his chest like a paralysis Demon and no one believes Jake

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lmao I didn't expect this anime energy beam tug of war poo poo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Profit and Lace is beyond wild lmao

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Gag where Julian accidentally eats a jar of ovarian resequencing enzymes and becomes pregnant like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Junior

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dukat just Corrupted the Orb!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Really crazy how Worf went from wanting to abort and murder anything that resembled being a child to being a dad then finally actually wanting to be a dad before his chick gets murked

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Automatic Slim posted:

Didn’t Odo’s lady Founder friend tell hem he was very old?

She told him he looked like a bitch

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Watching Voyager after DS9 is rough lol.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm going thru Voyager now on my quest to watch all Trek from the beginning and lmfao Threahold was one of the most loving weird rear end episodes I've seen in all of Trek. These mfers turned into future lizard fish people n hosed and had babies

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