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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Add me to your twitch follower list Im gonna be streaming this game a poo poo ton probably while you are at work!

https://www.twitch.tv/sadvega


Also if you could add me to the OP much appreciated.

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Let us compile a list of heroes that are robots / mechs / power armor / or cyborgs that I can play.

1. D.Va
2. Pharrah
3. Geji
4. Zenyatta
5. Reinhardt
6. Bastion

E:
7. McCree
8. Soldier 76
9. Lucio
10. Torbjorn
11. Junkrat

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 16:38 on May 23, 2016

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Hmmm yes... McCree as well excellent.

What else do we have? There must be more.

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

By this logic, Junkrat.

Junkrat has a pegleg McCree has a robot arm.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Not gonna go with junkrat he has a peg leg its not cybernetic in any way.

Ddraig posted:

Lucio literally runs around in a powered speaker system so maybe him.

This I can see.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Okay I looked at Junkrat he does have a robot arm.

So Torb Junkrat

but how is symmetra robotic in any way? She wears like a visor and has an autism gun.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Help Im Alive posted:

I wonder how it would affect the play stats if you switched Zarya's character model with DVA or something

She'd get played more. I guarantee it.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Dude what is it with you and your robot arm blindness?

Goddamit. What is it with all these people having missing limbs in this game?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Pharah gets a lot of poo poo from low level pubs.

Bastion is the king of rage though.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
still dont have my package from UPS I am watching like a hawk I want to get this poo poo ready

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Wildtortilla posted:

I wish I could combine Roadhog and Pharah. I'd call it Phog.

would it be big like roadhog and fly like pharah?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Ddraig posted:

It would be a little man who flies around and skyhooks people.

Too bad there isnt fall damage.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Eonwe posted:

hey guys im gonna play this

Same!

Lets go!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Edmond Dantes posted:

I wonder if we'll get patch notes before or at launch; they probably did some tweaking.

I hope so. I want to see how good D.Va is now.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Edmond Dantes posted:

Why you gotta play with my heart, fam?

Because we know she needs it.

Lets see that hitbox on the head shrink ten fold and the spread on her weapon range tighten!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

Your avatar needs Pharah getting sniped by Widowmaker because that happens every time she is jetpacking around.

yeah if you're dumb and dont know how to jet properly.

You gotta make that jet go up n down like a roller coaster.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I have watched the luau video like 20 times already.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

PerrineClostermann posted:

Huh, so they included a copy of Jaina for Heroes of the Storm. There's nothing special with it, right? I already got her in that game's box set.

yeah its just a free hero. GIve it to a friend who plays hots and doesnt have her.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Help Im Alive posted:

Why are people so obsessed with overwatch beta player death statistics

I've never seen this with any other game

I want someone from ISIS to post on the reddit saying "None of you will make it."

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Help Im Alive posted:

will suck dick for pharah skin



That ones not bad. but I like the new raptorian better.
They both look very gundamy. The zone of enders anubis one is great too.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
People have died Blizzard.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

objects in mirror posted:

My order hasn't arrived yet. Did the UPS truck get into an accident cause it's raining outside

I raided the UPS truck and took all the copies like robin hood to distribute to myself.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I think we'll see a 4 digit error. something like 1024.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
For all you poor souls who can't play in 17 minutes
https://www.twitch.tv/sadvega

My stream is up and getting ready with a timer and interactive but empty chat. :v:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Here we go friends it was nice knowing yo God speed in space!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Its real bad out there right now. I can't believe the number of idiotic combo teams i've been on.

E:
Literally I'll pick a tank cause we dont have one and the team isn't doing well so other people start picking the same hero as me thinking magically 4 d'vas will defeat ad ecent team comp.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Please push the supply guys... Its important to win... We're 1m from the checkpoint 60s dont run past it...

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
The game has put me twice into matches that end in defeat the second i join.

WTF?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
How do I disable joining games already in progress?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Axel Serenity posted:

Same.

https://www.twitch.tv/weszor

Battle of the low-viewer streams!

stop stealing my 3 viewers.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Athanatos posted:

Waiting: Not enough players.



non


Stop

leave your game it will never fill up if theres only 1 slot left seems to be ab ug.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
IT is dangerous to go alone take a friend.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
avoid list doesnt work I keep ending up with pubs on my avoid list in games as i try to readd them :smith:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

GlitchThief posted:

I think the punishment should be more severe.

I think they should allow you to leave as long as they keep throwing you into games already in progress. Especially when your team is 30 seconds from losing.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Zaphod42 posted:

You do get an XP bonus for getting thrown into a match right before it ends and sticking it out though, which is nice. Maybe they should bump it a little.

Losing hurts my MMR. That is not good as it means you get thrown further into the pit of COD players who don't do objectives. Probably the reason why someone left that team in the first place.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

DreamShipWrecked posted:

What if you enjoy pubstomping. What if that is the only way you can get it up

What are you playing that gives you that satisfaction? I'm usually Lucio and Reinhardt or characters similar to that so I just feel awful as I rely on people sticking together or near me.

To me its more like my penis is shrinking and shrinking every time i play those heroes in pubs.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

DreamShipWrecked posted:

I was just kidding, life is pain because I too enjoy playing team support classes. I think I might be the most aggressive Reinhardt in the game because of all the times when I am alone on the cart.

I am the most objective lucio ever. I just stand on it and dance around my objective times usually are like 3+ minutes. Somehow I just dance and grind avoiding death while healing everyone around me.

I literally ground inside the hole in Ilios for like 2 minutes straight contesting a point while they tried to kill me praying my team would take the point.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:



So satisfying. I'm the Zarya, Mother Russia is stronk.

Zar is very good with heroes like Pharah, and Hanzo's ults.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
We need a Parappa Skin for Lucio.

His frog isn't good enough


Also he has the best line in teh game:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Papercut posted:


Against our own coolmatt69 too

Who?

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Papercut posted:

Jesus, the first couple minutes of this Seagull Genji game :stare:

I find it more baffling at lvl 16 he has 3000 gold WTF?
Can someone explain this to me please?

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