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Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

What movie is this?

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Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Evil Mastermind posted:

In other news, the Dark Souls board game is getting panned. Tom Vassel gave it a bad review (I haven't watched it yet myself) and people on BGG are getting pissy already.

Also lol:

I mean, I think this was a doomed thing from the start. Dark Souls is a good, hard video game that is pretty well-designed. But it suffers from two things: 1) it isn't as good as everyone says it is as some of it is inflated by hype and the reality that it was a breathe of fresh air that can and has gone a bit stale and 2) hard and difficult is time-consuming as gently caress and anyone with a 40+ hour/week job are gonna be hard pressed finding time to play it.

These two things are working against it sequels in video games and kind of kills its chance in board games.

I can't find anyone to play a board game IRL without going to a store. Even then, we're talking maybe 1hr session per board game max (unless you're sitting in for a war game). No one has got that kind of time.

Hard and diffcult video games in a market of handholding was fun, but means nothing to board games. The levels, world, bosses, and enemies were welldesigned, but that is something that doesn't translate inherently to a board game. Dark Souls without its tight design and its novetly is boring as a video game already (see Lords of the Fallen) and I can't imagine it fairing better being moved to a board game.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
I view it as an extension of EP's business model. You back to support the product more than to get thr product. Ultimately, all of EP is free and legal. The point of giving any money is to help Posthuman Studios.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

This is literally poo poo you can buy for nothing from a whole seller.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

inklesspen posted:

Stolze has a new kickstarter called Termination Shock.

It's not for a game (though there's a rough draft of a game in the stretch goals.) It's not a novel. It's podcasts of him playing a game you can't buy anywhere.



This is a joke, right? Or some kind of performance art?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

dwarf74 posted:

This looks inexpensive enough for a quick laugh -

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/greyauthor/the-happiest-apocalypse-on-earth-roleplaying-game

Cthulhu meets Disneyland, PbtA

I always love when games have ludicrously expensive backing tiers because it's always dumb.

For 10,000 I can, among other things, get a two night immersive experience at Disney Land for up to 4.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
When you make orcs out with minority traits, it's just and true. When you make orcs with caucasian aspects, it's a joke because we can't be savages, right?

What-white-people-actually-believe.txt

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

inklesspen posted:

Yeah, I ran it for two years and despite a personal attack from Garethman it's really hard to see the point anymore. He's stopped giving deadlines and his career in elfgaming is ruined, because nobody can hire him as long as Far West isn't out. Best to let it and him be quietly forgotten.

That said, I have my own half-finished western&wuxia game still. I should get back to working on that.

How hard, seriously, can it be to just stich together some crap and put it out? Like, at this point, just bite the bullet, splooge something out, and call it done to get the noose off your neck. You'll have to eat poo poo for a little while, but that was inevitable at this point.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Torg good? Or Torg bad?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Torg bad deal if you go through the kickstarter. There's no real way to just get the book and cards without all the extra frobbery.

Mechanically, it seems...not bad? They do seem to have gotten rid of a lot of the bloat from what I've seen.

Do they have a demo anywhere? I swear I couldn't find it and I am rather interested in the game.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Oy.

e: reading the rest of the KS page, yeah the other character examples are cool and good, but when a game leads off with "you can cast spells while wearing armor!" like my bowtie is supposed to start spinning at the idea...well, it's a bit of a red flag.

Say it with me, folks: Heartbreakers are here again! Praise 5e!

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

GrandpaPants posted:

I've been curious for a while, but where does the term heartbreaker come from?

An article by the creator of Sorcerer and Trollbabe, Ron Edwards, where he uses the term to refer to games that have good ideas but are constrained by their inability to escape D&D's design principles and design a game that isn't just D&D.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Evil Mastermind posted:

"Trying to find the secret number between 12 and 13" is still the dumbest piece of pseudo-gnostic wonkery I've ever seen.

Even more so when you consider that there is infinite numbers between 12 and 13. Hell, they're infinite numbers between 0.1 and 0.2. Mind you, it's different size set of infinite when compared to, let's say, the infinity of whole numbers, but infinity of different sizes is not a necessary discussion to have to disprove this wankery.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Kwyndig posted:

It's always 5e these loving days.

That's where the money is, my friend-o. It might be a creatively bankrupt turd, but money is money is money is money.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
My copy of Torchbearer: Middarmark came in:



Feels little cheap, but acceptable.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
I was originally going to just post a :barf: emoticon with the link, but I'm now confused if this is an anime-waifu-gently caress-moe-girls game or not. Regardless, it's some weird pbta game with no previews so yeah. I mean, yeah, there is a video that is like 2 hours long of the developer explaining the game, but, uh, it'd be easier just to post a loving sample and let us see.

Anyway, originally posted it as a joke as I assumed it was just an anime-waifu-gently caress-moe-girl game that was so blatant it was humorous, but now I'[m just confused. Can't tell if porn or if the guy just thought "monstergirls" would sell his entirely unreleated concept. Probably somewhat lewd.

Also, all the updates are just fiction about the setting so the guy probably doesn't GET PbtA.

Link (probably nsfw since I wouldn't want "monster girls" in my office search history): https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/josephleebush/heroines-of-the-first-age/description

Fake Edit: Well, I guess this is what they say on that:

quote:

Is this game lewd?
Nope! PG-13! Though it is an RPG, so most of what happens in the game is up to what you and your gaming group is comfortable with!

Sounds a lot like "Well, there is no porn IN the game, but, given the subject-mater, *wink* *wink*

Covok fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Aug 12, 2017

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

YF19pilot posted:

Literally the first character on their Kickstarter has the "tragic flaw" of "Lust". Will she resist or succumb?



My eyes glared over on the pictures because of the moe crap. Yes my answer lied there.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

So, is this intentionally bad as a joke, like the movie?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

dwarf74 posted:

Ouch, that campaign really stalled out.

I actually had forgotten I'd pledged for it. I'm keeping that pledge, but wow.

As long as it hits goal, that's enough, in my book. A lot of people get obsessed with "stretchgoals" that they forget the point is to just get the product made and out-the-door. Anything else is gravy.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Anyone else find it funny that John Wick realized that he could get back, essentially, Legend of the Five Rings by putting it in 7th Sea as an expansion?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Lunatic Sledge posted:

Gratuitous Anime Gimmick: Of Raised Dead & Evening Rituals has jumped up to 72% funded with five days left. I went from having almost given up to going back into a wild, flailing, desperate panic. I'm going to be able to shoot blood out of my eyes like a lizard by the time this thing is over.

Have 5 dollars for no reason. Hope you make your goal.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
I just realized Gloom =/ Gloomhaven.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Japanese Dating Sim posted:

I don't think I'll ever understand why people men so often feel it necessary to join a debate with, "Hey everyone, I have no strong feelings about this or stake in it, but I need to give my opinion anyway, and it's that you all should go about expressing your views differently."

Society teaches men that their opinions matter more and that they should be the ones directing discourse. It bleeds into general behavior and makes a lot of people insufferable.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Congratulations to GAG guy. Your project has hit goal!!!

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

BlackHattingMachine posted:

Any thoughts on this project: Here ?

It has all the hallmarks of a terrible pledge: 1st time/no name publisher, confusing pledge rewards, no proof of concepts, reliance on other hard to get products for full use.

And yet... I want to back so bad. Dragon Kings is cool and good, and 5e is cool and good. Is this not the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup of Kickstarters I think it is?

I mean, I bought their 13th Age book and, iirc, it kind of sucked.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Why doesn't someone just ask him? Know what I'll send a private message asking him. I'm sure if I mention on the fence backers without saying what side they're on, I can get a straight answer: money pressure should move lips.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Bieeardo posted:

There you go, bringing sense into it.

I sent him a message through kickstarter. If he gets back to me, I'll tell you what he said.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Bieeardo posted:

Thanks. While baseless supposition is fun, I am curious as to where he's going with it.

This is verbatim what he said to me. Only part I censored out is my own name. I'll present without comment and let people decide on their own.

Chad Walker posted:

Thank you for supporting the project. The game's politics do not align with
any single modern American political ideology. Armed resistance against
against state tyranny is very right wing. Protecting and liberating
political prisoners, detained immigrants, and marginalized peoples is very
left wing. The game imagines a space that isn't "centrist", but simply a
temporary overlap of interests between groups forced into compromise
because of an extreme emergency.

Writing the game was an exercise in empathy. I was forced to consider how
political groups that I absolutely hate in real life were well-intentioned
and even heroic in certain ways. However, I did not design a setting where
these diverse groups are just going to "hug it out" and defend freedom.
That's naive. I designed a setting where each of these groups are making
strategic political decisions to get the outcomes they desire. The
Receivers (players) will have to navigate this gray space strategically,
not emotionally, if the want to defeat the enemy.

You can share this with your concerned friends, or with whomever. They have
to make their own path, politically, and do what they think is right. All I
care about is victory against fascists. We can go back to arguing over the
usual nonsense once that necessary mission is complete.

Sincerely,

Chad

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Guy Goodbody posted:

This whole thing makes me want a game that's just unapologetically about doing a communist revolution.

By the setting Red Sun for fate core. It will do exactly what you're looking for. Well, maybe.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Also, now that everyone has had time to digest the comments in isolation, I will admit that after hearing his response that I dropped my pledge. I think he's a nice guy, but, when I realized what the game was, I wasn't as interested. I feel something that inherently political should not pussyfoot around because it weakens the whole thing. If you're going to make a product like that, commit or go home. I'm sure he's a nice guy and I wish him the best, but I don't believe his product is for me.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
What's this scandal about?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Subjunctive posted:

Are Onyx Path regressive abuse apologists? I have lost track.

Didn't they hire Zack S?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Evil Mastermind posted:

It's supposed to be going to the printers this month.

Prepare to be disappointed, though. The opinions of dungeon world have changed a lot. I think most people would not welcome a game that is the themes of Apocalypse World using dungeon world's core moves.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

neaden posted:

Evil Hat is Kickstarting a coup universe rpg. Looks interesting but haven't had a chance to read the draft. I trust EH since the fate Kickstarter, and you very a bunch of their older stuff if you back it so worth it for that alone if you are interested.

The Resistance, Coup, and One Night Revolution were in the same universe?

What?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Like I said, I was aiming to have an artless draft ready by today and here it is.

How does it look? I plan on contacting some people to get some art for it, get a video added, and I want to see if I can't interest some people in doing some playbooks for it as a stretchgoal.

Thoughts, feelings, opinions, wild accusations against my character?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Antivehicular posted:

I'd get this proofread to clean up your prose. You've got some choppy sentences and fragments going on that would make me question the quality of the book.

Very nicely, someone have pointed those out to me and I plan on fixing those today.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
I don't think this is a joke. I think this guy may have problems.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Bieeanshee posted:

"Me not that kind of Orc."

"Me am in loving, comitted relationship. Me have two kids. Me maruader to out them through college so they no need to maruad like dad"

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

HazCat posted:

Is it really time to talk about Kingdom Death again? So soon?

I do hope this game eventually copies KD's lead and adds male pinups to quash accusations of sexism and has its fanbase violently schism between "finally!" and "ugh!"

Mainly because watching super homophobic manboys trying to explain why scantily-clad titty models are ~*art*~ but chiseled men thrusting their hips out are vulgar was very funny.

Are there any archives of this? Because this sounds amazing. I kind of want to hear the full story of this with pictures.

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Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

The_Doctor posted:

The makers of Arkham Ritual have started their Yokai Septet campaign. A very affordable trick-taking game (which seem to be super popular right now). Downside is it looks like a game of bridge with a tacked on theme.

What the hell is trick-taking?

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