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Applewhite posted:Whatever you do, make sure to make a skeleton pun like "roll them bones!" if we decide to roll at them in our barrel and bowl them over like ninepins. "I don't mean tibia bother!"
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If we get to the Captain's Ball section of the book make sure to say "Mind if I cut shin on this dance?!" to the Vice-Admiral and then stab them in the shins.
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May 29, 2016 01:01
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poisonpill posted:I am fully in favor of trying to court the Admiral's fiancée but we should have the elf's fancy hat to go with that cloak from later on if we want to be fashionable so let's attack the elves. Yeah you really have to plan ahead pretty far in advance to have a decent chance of success.
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May 29, 2016 01:39
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Applewhite posted:I hope we get to meet some super gay elf skeletons. So you want us to meet some perfectly average elf skeletons?
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May 29, 2016 02:15
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Our opponent will have a combat score of 8-13, meaning that we need to spend a minimum of 3 Essence and roll a max of 6 to beat his minimum roll. So to even have a good chance we'll need to put in a full 5 to have a decent chance of winning. But we're young, dumb, and full of Essence, so let's do it!
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May 30, 2016 00:32
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ChrisHansen posted:If we need to, we can absorb the rat for 5 essence, right? Yeah, in these kinds of books it's best to take risks early to get some good advantages and then become more cautious later.
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May 30, 2016 01:11
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Applewhite posted:Attack! And be sure to say something witty like "here today, BONE tomorrow!" when you wallop him. Also take his weapon. Weapons, armor, replacement bones, vocal cords for talking with... This guy is a treasure trove waiting to happen!
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May 30, 2016 03:11
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Obscil posted:Loot both hippandros, but then loot only one of the guards. Also, replace our original body parts. Resurrect the last guard as a skeleton. This, plus eat the rat both to boost our Essence a bit and to open up another item slot.
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May 30, 2016 15:19
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gannyGrabber posted:Should go with 1 hipp leg and move on. Save our essence for later and make ourselves as lopsided and terrible as possible. We only get the bonus of an extra hand with two legs. What exactly does Union membership do for us again?
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May 30, 2016 17:51
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:it's necessary for one of the endings and also helpful wherever there are bunches of skellies around (for instance in Bilgeton). Oh, right, thanks for the reminder! And just to be clear, it's only the number of limbs that matter, not their shape, correct?
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May 30, 2016 18:06
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Is there a benefit to dual-wielding weapons? Take the sword either way, though, because you never know what sort of kooky thing these books might ask for.
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May 30, 2016 21:17
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Hogge Wild posted:Go to Bilgeton to see the Union guys, and we should also avoid combat for a while. Seconded
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May 30, 2016 22:42
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Equip Sword - The entire reason we spent the essence in the arm was to use it, after all. Shears in Barrel - It makes every transplant cost 1 less, and that adds up! Eat Rat - Sorry ratty, but as good of a friend you are you're a better health potion. Your sacrifice will (possibly) not be in vain! As far the skele-gang, we should try to communicate with them in our native tongue; Skorse (skeleton + morse) Code. If the robed one is a fellow boney-bro then he'll understand and we can talk, if he isn't he'll be oblivious to the soft rattling of Skorse Code.
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May 31, 2016 04:07
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RandomPauI posted:We can't play the union member in good standing card just after we had our union standing automatically revoked for using non-standard body parts. Naw it's cool, OP double checked the rules and as long as we have the right number of limbs it doesn't matter what those limbs look like. Saint Isaias Boner posted:yeop, no more than 2 arms, 2 legs, one head, one torso. They don't care what those things belong to.
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May 31, 2016 04:58
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Ignore the bourgeois scum, rally to unionize our skeleton brethren! Together we shall rise up and seize the means of production of skeles!
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Jun 1, 2016 01:42
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Hogge Wild posted:challenge him into a With our superior knowledge of bone-related rhymes we can't lose Edit: the gently caress, auto-correct?? Who What Now fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Jun 1, 2016 |
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Jun 1, 2016 02:20
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Toughy posted:Riddles, then shank him before he can answer, because it doesn't matter what he thinks
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Jun 1, 2016 16:46
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Are his arms or skull particularly useful? Otherwise raise him.
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Jun 2, 2016 02:17
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:Naw man that's not the right card this isn't the necromancer this is the Necromancer (Teen): What print edition do you have? There were some pretty wild rule changes to try and streamline things in prints after second edition. Mine says: quote:Necromancer (Teen) Skull
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Jun 2, 2016 02:47
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Blizzy_Cow posted:So can we steal his sword? It's difficult and leads to a very controversial ending where its revealed we are the skeleton of the bastard elf that was sent back in time to assassinate himself, thus creating a time paradox. It was universally panned by the fans at the time, but did spawn a few spinoffs.
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Jun 2, 2016 20:26
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Skull - Replaced Staff - Equipped Robe - Thrown in the fire, because it is the garb of the oppressor. And go rattle at the Old Lady.
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Jun 3, 2016 00:58
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Blizzy_Cow posted:I say we waltz in and seduce the witch with a one way ticket to bone town. Got it in one
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Jun 3, 2016 17:36
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spacejew posted:I find the whole unionized skeleton thing is so funny, blow a whistle and unionize skeletons. The SWU is not a loving joke, spacejew, it is a serious organization dedicated to protecting the rights of skeleton workers everywhere.
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Jun 3, 2016 18:10
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jmzero posted:Surely we're going to fail at this unless we have some sort of trinket to give her or something? We're gonna give her our boner
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Jun 3, 2016 19:48
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Rattle her vagina
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Jun 5, 2016 02:39
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This witch had two sisters, guys, if we burn her they're gonna be pissed and want revenge. But if we get that cauldron she'll see we're a nice skeleton and give us a buff potion to make us not Decrepit and then we can bone her and her sisters and her aunt!
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Jun 6, 2016 00:57
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:Staying overnight is a full recovery. It's the last time the game is nice to us. The Union skeles can be trusted to make their own way, but be sure to give them their guilders back to pay their dues once they get to Bilgeton.
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Jun 6, 2016 18:27
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Raise: Cacodemon and Howler. They have Tags that'll be useful. Leave: Dust devils. Because Devils are poo poo.
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Jun 8, 2016 02:22
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:If we harvest everything we automatically win the first round and deal 5 damage. Not quite. We still have to roll over their base Espirit score, we only stop our opponents from rolling any d6s for having Hands. And if we win, we don't deal five damage, we just make a free attack using a bonus 5 Espirit. Still though, that's a pretty sweet deal.
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Jun 8, 2016 05:20
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Random Hajile posted:What does the union have against facing to bloodshed? Non-humanoid skeletons belong to the Giants, Abominations, Yugoloths, Basilisks, Oni, and Invisibles Union, or "G.A.Y.B.O.I." Union for short. Edit: Not to be confused with the Fungi, Ungulaters, Cockatrices, Krackens, Bodaks, Owlbears, and Irredeemables Guild. Who What Now fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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Jun 8, 2016 18:25
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Strike! Strike! Strike! Let's look for some Scabs to rough up to get in the picketers' good graces.
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Jun 9, 2016 01:38
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:So in the next page we're getting into a group fight, the first one in the game. This game has rules for group combat which might be of some interest to the nerdier among you, do you want me to explain it when we get to the update or should I just tell you how it shook out? I appreciate the series' Byzantine rule systems, and would appreciate a refresher.
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Kilo147 posted:Hand the dues and poo poo over to the reps ASAP. Raise everyone.
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Jun 11, 2016 05:07
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Are we now no longer part of the SWU do to not having the proper number of limbs?
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Leperflesh posted:Just a reminder that we're really low on Esprit and will probably die if we have another serious encounter. Yep, these books love to trick genre-ignorant people into pushing their luck until they find themselves in unwinnable situations. Head to the surface and resume our quest
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Jun 15, 2016 06:13
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I can't play because I'm on mobile. 
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Jun 19, 2016 04:49
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Poland Spring posted:Seduce hardmod You know this adventure was really quite progressive for its time considering it allowed you to pursue bisexual relationships like this. Also this is what we need to do
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Jun 20, 2016 15:52
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djwetmouse posted:I think it was already established that the main character is female and possible a princess. Your ultimate identity changes from ending to ending, which led to a lot of confusion. And a few spin-offs.
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Jun 20, 2016 19:27
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Solice Kirsk posted:gently caress the Union! 
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:> Negotiate a contract between OBU and Hardmod to repair and enhance his dungeon (including trap maintenance services) I vote for this. Union forever.
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