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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
yessssss

Take: Xylophone sticks

Go to: Bilgeton

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Luvcow posted:

:agreed:

definitely keep an eye out for a 10ft pole

prole

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Fellbat posted:

Clearly we need to wait for the elves to kill the bear then replace are own limbs with the right two bear arms.

Applewhite posted:

From a certain point of view, our "enslaved brethren" are actually the skeletons of the men and elves trapped within living flesh. We have an obligation to free all of them.

While they are fighting, scrape 'Bear and elf proof barrel' on the side of the barrel with your shears, and wait if someone tries to take shelter in your barrel. If someone does, ambush him.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
All in! :rolldice:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Go to Bilgeton to see the Union guys, and we should also avoid combat for a while.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

Equip Sword - The entire reason we spent the essence in the arm was to use it, after all.

Shears in Barrel - It makes every transplant cost 1 less, and that adds up!

Eat Rat - Sorry ratty, but as good of a friend you are you're a better health potion. Your sacrifice will (possibly) not be in vain!

As far the skele-gang, we should try to communicate with them in our native tongue; Skorse (skeleton + morse) Code. If the robed one is a fellow boney-bro then he'll understand and we can talk, if he isn't he'll be oblivious to the soft rattling of Skorse Code.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
challenge him into a game of riddles and bet your skeleguard

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

Skull - Replaced

Staff - Equipped

Robe - Thrown in the fire
, because it is the garb of the oppressor.

And go rattle at the Old Lady.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

I've managed to provoke Derek Smart so I'll probably earn a probation at a random time - with any luck it shouldn't be when it's time to post the update. If it happens then I'll have the update up, just a bit delayed.

for shame! :monocle:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Blizzy_Cow posted:

I say we waltz in and seduce the witch with a one way ticket to bone town.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
carry her cauldron

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
i thought thet we had to get the cauldron before we could bum anyone

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

poisonpill posted:

It's really funny tricking the pixies into buying your "elf coins" (just leaves off a tree) and then paying them back with their own money to launch a suicidal charge, but I haven't seen the goblin path, so I pick go toward the bog.

lets go see the goblin king's bulge

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
When we're done with raising and stuff we should advance cautiously instead of rushing. We might miss something, but our stats aren't full after the raisings.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

We've got ranged minions* and an eye laser. Technically we could just

> Hail SKU Members and
> Provide Freelance Ranged Support

*going by the lore on the cards

Gridlocked posted:

Also I lost my poo poo at 140

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Poland Spring posted:

Goblin arm and shield , raise the rest, turn in the dues

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Nyaa posted:

Did we get the special bonus thing for raising 5 times?

Break's over, FOR THE UNION!

Our stats are low atm, but what the hell. FOR THE UNION!

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
send your non-undead troops against it and jump behind the corner

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Zore posted:

... isn't the defining bit of our followers that they're all undead?

Regardless Bumrush the priest, if you let those filthy scabs know all they need is some two bit hack with a sigil to keep good union skeletons out you've already given up!

i thought that their demon tag means that they're immune to turning but i could be wrong, it's been a while since i played this

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
"I gotta hand it to you that you're a good rival, but no bones about it, you're still going to be my neckst victim."

>Strangle him.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Nyaa posted:



We are hopelessly lost! Let the kobold guide us with its strong smell of faith!

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Arkanomen posted:

Light up that (finger)joint and get blazed with an old pal!

and

Play the Cursed Mummy.

Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Jun 17, 2016

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

I can't play because I'm on mobile. :saddowns:

Same.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

So our ESSENCE is restored, we can take whatever limbs and bits we want from the bucket, but first let's play the expansion, The Curse of the Cursed Mummy!

Unfortunately the little booklet I used to have has been destroyed by time - it's made of the same garbage paper as everything else Herman Skull makes. However, I did find an ancient PC adaptation that could only be found on a misprint early run of those AOL CDs everyone used to get, and also hidden away on some of those 1001 shareware title compilations in a non-visible folder under the Accountancy Software sections. I've been working on getting it running on modern PCs and I think I may just have managed! PC only, sorry:

Download it here: https://goo.gl/Vfwm05

Unzip and and run CURSE.EXE

I'd be interested to know how your mini-adventure winds up. It gives us +1 FIST whenever we necromance, which is an early example of pay to win.

ahahahaha

pro-click

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Poland Spring posted:

Seduce hardmod

"Where'd you get that hard bod, hardmod" is a seductive thing we could say

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Melvin the Lich and get his phylacteries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKVjMbGfirs&t=134s

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Now's our chance!


Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Poland Spring posted:

Jeez hardmod they're hired labor don't be a dick

Remember that time you screamed at the bartender and all the other liches stopped hanging out for like a century? Yeah I bet you do

Wait I remember too, holy poo poo*begin flashback sequence*

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

Nope, just a huge anime nazi fan

lol

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

Forgive me friendos, I'm dying of illness and will be slow with the update. It'll be the expansion though. Stay tuned.

ah, the sweet release of death

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Cathulhu posted:

I got +1 expertise and turn to 81.

same

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Poland Spring posted:

"The only boss I see around here is you, Bill. I hate tibia prick but unless you want the SKU running this op I suggest you offer my friend a contract or go bone yourself. I'm sure your compatriots would hate to be ribbed of the opportunity to work because you had to swing your pelvis around like you owned the place."

Edit: I'm all for beating the poo poo out of this guy but let's at least try not to gently caress up our success in the flashback

I guess pick a fight but in a way that we just have to fight this guy

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

> Harvest Big Bill

> Check Hardmod for signs of un-life

> Recruit your old SWU buddies

> Recruit Rho'Barr and Adventurers willingly or upon pain of skeletonizing

> Attach EVERYTHING ELSE AVAILABLE to yourself (Harvest dead fighter in hall, loot Hardmod's home, etc)

> Form the Grand Re-Union Party (GRUP) and roll out! :hb::margeball::hb:

(e: we're coming for you Wizard/Warlock/Goblin King!)

Often in these games you can't do everything, but this is a good order to start doing stuff.

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
gg :skeltal:

thanks for all the effort!


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

tbh I expected y'all to go for Aggie and the cauldron but as usual just when I had everything worked out y'all decided to go in a completely different direction.

We never did get to see the wizard in the end even if we did wind up lodging with him permanently

lol, as usual

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