Solice Kirsk posted:

Hey H.H., have you asked the mods if you can bring this back to GBS? In sure they wouldn't care so long as you don't release really stupid confessions. Or ones about loving the owners pregnant wife.

SciFiDownBeat posted:

I hope you realize that the only reason lesbians are the most portrayed LGBT* characters is because lesbians and female bis are much more marketable and much more acceptable to straight males

Also realize that for every gay male character portrayed in fiction, there are exactly ZERO transsexual human characters (of course you will find writers who "cheat" by making up some fuckin forest druid with the spirit of a thousand-year-old man and the body of a supple teenage white girl or some obnoxious crap)

Hopper posted:

However, I do think furries and otherkin have a genuine mental problem or are just in it for the attention. They don't need acceptance, they need treatment.

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i'm furry af 

yes, jerking it to anthropomorphic animal characters is a huge part of it, but there's more than just that i think. like, tumblr is a pile of poo poo but i think there may be something to this 'trans species' idea. 

put it this way -- you know when the movie avatar came out people were suicidal because they couldnt live in such a beautiful world? well i watched zootopia, and my depression had a loving field day!! 

despite all this i think people who dress up in fursuits are god drat weirdos... but maybe i'm jealous that they have friends they can enjoy this poo poo with. i cant talk to anyone about it.

H.H posted:

I want my girlfriend to die.

We were together years ago. She has quite a few medical problems, and I'll admit, it was one of the reasons I walked away from the relationship. Cheated on her, and eventually married the woman I cheated with. That marriage failed after several years. My ex jumped into two extremely abusive relationships. As it happened, as my divorce was going through, my ex-girlfriend was living in a woman's shelter to get away from her boyfriend, and we wound up running into each other. Her medical conditions had gotten much worse, and I genuinely felt bad, so I started helping her out in anyway I could. Mostly I was doing it because I was trying to get laid though. Her friends and family have completely rallied around me due to what a wonderful person I have turned into, and what good care I am treating her with. In fact, I have been hooking up with a former classmate of mine, and once with a random woman on craigslist. My girlfriend's condition is such that she could die at anytime without warning, and I would honestly welcome it. I'd be a hero.

Shayu posted:

I think there was another person who confessed to being an alien, maybe it is merely more common than we thought at first?

loquacius posted:

I mean this one's pretty obvious, but

Seriously, anxiety issues appear to be ruining your life and you need to get that dealt with. Find yourself a dude therapist so you can stand to be in the same room as him without gnawing your leg off, and get this poo poo figured out because you can't really live like this.

Profondo Rosso posted:

can u seriously cum just from tweakin ur nips

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

how have none of you ever had a wet dream

H.H posted:

Putty posted:

sexual harassment guy one day you are going to be doing the nasty in that room. out of the corner of your eye you are going to see a poster of Naruto give you the thumbs up

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Intermittent fasting is fine. Figure out your macros with a keto calculator, meet them daily, boom... Weight is safely lost.

H.H posted:

Everyone in this thread acts like suicide is such a big deal. It isn't. My cousin hung himself and nobody even noticed for like 3 weeks. I'm shooting myself tomorrow as soon as the bullets I ordered for my gun get here, and nobody's gonna loving notice that I'm dead for a few weeks either. It doesn't matter.

The world's going to poo poo, democracy is a big loving joke, the average man has absolutely no say in anything that happens to or around him and the actual planet is melting on top of all this poo poo. Everything's hosed and it's never getting unfucked, so if you're someone who has no friends and isn't enjoying life then just kill yourself. There's no God, nothing bad is going to happen, you'll just be taking the express exit out of this loving nightmare and into the sweet grasp of nothingness.

Everyone dies eventually. If you hate your life, there's nothing wrong with ducking out early. All I can say is, when you do it, do it right. I'm sticking a gun in my mouth, but hanging yourself works too. A really tall building is also probably a safe bet. Everything else is too unreliable. The last thing you want is to end up living but have your life be even shittier because you've permanently wrecked yourself.

Profondo Rosso posted:

how is it even possible to jerk off 30 times in one day

cock hero flux posted:

so a goon being kane or playing a scooby doo villain in the woods is totally believable but you draw the line at "goon masturbated a lot"

china bot posted:

All of my adopted relatives deeply regret being adopted, and spend every day wishing their adoptive parents had been fertile instead

A Strange Aeon posted:

Better how? Those are questions almost impossible to answer. Seeing a human life you created and shaped make decisions and develop a personality seems like a great gift that will sustain you hopefully for the rest of your life.

Speleothing posted:

There was a confession a while back that casually dropped a ladygoon being willing to get her tubes tied so her bf/husband wouldn't need a vasectomy. Vasectomies are way less invasive and cheaper and have almost no recovery time where he'd miss work. It's like four hours in the hospital and a day with an icepack afterwards. There's just a weird social stigma that they're only for dudes who already have four kids and can't afford another.

Also, that vasagel thing should be hitting the market in like two years.

Carth Dookie posted:

Why Dutch specifically?

Decebal posted:

Being attracted to feet has been categorized in the new DSM 5 as a "major and acute psychological issue, that needs urgent medical attention".

It's finally on the same level as bestiality, where it actually belongs

KomodoWagon posted:

Have you considered staying true to your wife? Contrary to what other goons might have you believe, it is possible to function without jamming your dick into vaginas. Do not tell your wife about your crush, do your best to avoid socially associating with your coworker, and just stop thinking your life and mind will unravel if you don't put the meat stick in the coveted moisture hole. Hell, if you want, you can even jack off once in a while!

H.H posted:

I know this (https://i.imgur.com/d0LEBjP.gif) was posted as a joke in the sexual awakening thread but it made me hard and now I'm contemplating finding a cute feminine featured guy to play with just to see what it's like. I'm 28 and i have a wife.