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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Imagine the following in image form:

People with hacked accounts that keep liking random crap.
Sadbrains bait posts from people who don't know how to reach out to others.

Articles that start with:
"We need to talk about [subject]"
"How [person/thing] is changing the face of [subject/activity] as we know it"
"The new movement started by [celebrity/internet celebrity] is turning heads/is making waves"
"[Thing occurred] but you won't believe what happens next"
"Is this the end of [popular activity/subculture] for good/forever?"
"[Thing] has gone/is going viral"
"This [Mother/Woman/Girl/Activist/Patriot] had the perfect response to [bigot/opponent as defined by that group]"


I guess one actual image will do:

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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OctoberBlues posted:

I just saw this and I am really confused. A black woman shared it and a white woman commented asking if they were responsible for their own rape because they were white. The original sharer argued that yes, she pretty much was responsible for her own rape due to societal racism. It's sad to see people who used to be really smart turn into blithering idiots. :(




Saw both of these on my FB today.

Can anyone tell me about what its like to have like 400+ friends on FB? I only have about 150 and that poo poo is incredibly tiring to wade through.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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criscodisco posted:

Isn't a flip book, once recorded, just a cartoon?

Each of the panels is drawn onto a bit of paper or card, a person stands there holding them and changes to the next one every few seconds.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Don't name your child this god drat

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Anderron Shi posted:

Birthday girl and nephew Anakin.

I didn't read it that way before, and now it's funnier.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Am I right in saying all things like this are some kind of scam for likes and shares?

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Well in any case, the answer is 1, because there are no red 7's anywhere else on the page :smuggo:

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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This one is a few years old but the idea is that you can build up a page with a lot of likes and shares etc so that it appears to be more popular, then sell the page to a business who now don't have to go to the time and trouble of advertising the product/service since it is already 'popular' and followed by many people.

http://www.alphr.com/realworld/382447/facebook-click-on-the-photo-scams-how-they-work

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Inzombiac posted:

How do these things, WHY DO THESE THINGS have so much jaypeg compression on them?

Pretty sure its people doing poo poo like saving the image thumbnail to their phone and uploading that, I've also seen a lot of people take photos of their screen up close to get a 'screenshot'.

e: Also some memes are simply inferior and degrade faster than others. Make sure you read the ingredients label before purchasing any memes.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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If you wanted to give an answer to this one, just say that you'll take all of the gumballs, test each one and then separate the ones you found to be bad from the ones you found to be good.



loving lol, these never make any sense at all, and no matter how poorly thought out the story is, the moral is always 'god is definitely real and here is the proof you heathens'.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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a hole-y ghost posted:

Well..??? What would happen?


psychokitty posted:

It would be loving terrible?

https://soundcloud.com/chrstnandrkn/what-if-there-was-a-dubstep-song-but-instead-of-the-drop-there-was-just-the-seinfeld-theme-song

Skip to 45 sec and wait a little.

e: the praise!

TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Jul 7, 2016

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Wife's friend is still milking the Fort Mac fire from every angle she can think of. Convenient photo



'Oh it was such a tragedy, here I am looking overwhelmed oh by the way did you notice my wedding ring?'

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Munchables posted:

I know I can get at least one amen

How come in 2016 can't we get an AWOMEN around here? That's just more evidence of the links between the patriarchy and religion!!!
#proudatheist

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Tricky D posted:



umm sure why not?

There is a woman on my feed who does a 'Spader Sunday' thing for James Spader pics. Maybe she would be more successful making a page like this.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmXGEplvPuY

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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I went to a BLM rally to take photos recently, after that some people added me on FB and have been posting stuff.



TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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*draws a bunch of realtively insulting stereotypes (e.g buck toothed asian running a laundromat in martial arts gear)* "There is no race problem as long as we don't talk about it!"

HollywoodDialysis posted:

The joke is that 'numbers are increasing GLOBALLY'

'globally' means tacit admission that the earth is round.

I'm not confident they are self aware enough to intentionally be that clever.

TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Aug 1, 2016

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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notZaar posted:

I can understand that somebody might not be familiar with the Onion's editorial cartoonist, but how can you not tell what is so obviously a satire of bad political cartoons?

I've seen some lovely political cartoons I guess.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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:shepface:

e: Not actually a video link.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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At least one good thing on fb today.

https://imgur.com/gallery/1jhfo

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Lol baby names

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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OctoberBlues posted:

I don't know how things are done now, but when I went to college and got facebook in 2005 the practice was that everybody pretty much added everybody they had ever even looked at as a friend, and most of these people are too lazy to go through and delete, so I have an enormous amount of "friends" and just by pure odds a handful of them are batshit crazy. :)

Some people I know consider it a serious social faux pas to unfriend people - it's like telling them that you hate them, or something.




Like ironic movies? Do you swear a lot? Do you have a hard time sleeping because you have a lot on your mind? 'if you do, you might be a genius.'

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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DisgracelandUSA posted:

What's blue not surprised about though? :iiam:

Probably that red is a loving dumbass.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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This one implies that the woman is an enormous cow.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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What the gently caress.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Titus Sardonicus posted:

Not actually joking though.

You are doing your part for the e-economy :roboluv:

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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vyst posted:

Not as good as my MRA degree imo

Master of Retard Autism

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Bonzo posted:

An old teacher of mine just posted this.

'My very intelligent friend who is an attorney said to post this.'

This reads like a middle aged version of 'My uncle works at Nintendo'.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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This guy regularly posts about how he has no girlfriend.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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A Strange Aeon posted:

does science have an answer?

I hope so, because I loving LOVE science.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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e:
This was one of my share memories today, it's cool if you like giant railguns!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eObepuHvYAw

TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Aug 24, 2016

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Moridin920 posted:

are there still blacksmiths?

One of the comments was 'check out the medieval fair this month' so probably, yes.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Parenting win, time to celebrate with wine.



TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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The story I posted a few pages ago about the mother who sent her kid to school book week in blackface is still going.
She first posted it to the fb page of a popular blogger, who deleted it because she didn't agree with the black face, but supported the mother for wanting to let her son dress up as someone he admired.

Now the blogger is the center of attention, because the family of blackface woman started sending the blogger death threats for not giving her full support.

Now the narrative is 'This poor facebook celebrity is suffering at the hands of ABUSE' which was the same thing that happened to the mother initially, but the blogger is more popular so more people care when she is sad.

TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Aug 29, 2016

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Apparently the wine drinking middle class mums group have appropriated @drinksforgays

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Moridin920 posted:

first they taxed the sodas...

...and I did not speak, for I was not a soda?

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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That's a nice uhh...hand... you've got there :stare:

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

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Much like 1 like = 1 prayer, if the person dies he can say it was because nobody else cared enough but he did all he could.


Facebook Aunt posted:



Note: no humans.

This show was on TV the other night about the largest pets in Britain and the US. This is the whole show, but this girl you'll see at the link has a gigantic loving snake which without a doubt wants to kill her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fybjetSCYsA&t=1320s

TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Sep 11, 2016

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