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Maximum Leader posted:i work for deloitte do you have a favorite wall to go up against?
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nah just kidding we cool thinking of getting into consulting myself, big data is really just look at the whole data set and apply common sense wrapped in a poo poo ton of bullshit isnt it?
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Cold on a Cob posted:
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The Aphasian posted:we kept the blackberry contract, offered support, and integrated (kind of) with our system for years after we should have because three people refused to give theirs up because they liked the keyboard. the cost per user in $, time, and headaches was hilarious. oh hey that sounds like my old job we were walking papers to people desks in 2015 because one guy preferred to fax to email instead of forwarding yes you read that right and I didn't make a mistake, no it doesn't make sense
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Rex-Goliath posted:i'm currently in a daily standup that's bloated into a daily hour and a half meeting listening to the manager describe daily standups to us and how we need to start having them after the meeting we're in because we're not making enough progress so upper management is requesting daily updates on all development tracks the meetings will continue until productivity improves
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Clockwerk posted:this can't be real oh come on, you know he didn't come out and say it, he gave the usual in this current version at this time we have not found this to be a feature most of our customers have requested and its something were considering for a future release and have i mentioned this pretty cool new gizmo we have here
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Rex-Goliath posted:qa : join this webex plz the future of mankind my goth gf posted:webex thread: the u.g.h. fix the needful
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fart simpson posted:ive never used skype 4 b but how can u screw up text chat? shouldnt that be pretty easy? fart simpson posted:ive never used skype 4 b
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my goth gf posted:someone came to my desk and told me i had a meeting that i wasn't invited to and know nothing about but i was made to go anyway. owns oh hey you found my old boss she loved to schedule meeting during my lunch hour that i was taking late to accommodate her
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Apr 7, 2017 03:37
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Mad Wack posted:hi team, dehumanizes yourself and face to updating your #resume
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Apr 19, 2017 14:29
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there is no decent use for block chain block chain is rebranded bitcoin qed
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Apr 19, 2017 14:55
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Stymie posted:to get your npr name, take your d&d name and use that because they're basically the same K'THOR the barbarian?
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Stymie posted:see? works perfectly due to a class restriction, barbarians can only work for fox news woops nevermind got fired
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Mad Wack posted:surprise! blockchain in this context meant everyone should do more, for cheaper, and innovate 
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Mister Sinewave posted:"Ok let's figure out who's going to-" how like i can figure out how to do that on purpose but how do you do this on accident
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Mister Sinewave posted:Mute the actual meeting (as in speaker off) because you're bored/waiting/not interested/whatever then bc you've got some time on your hands do your voicemail on speakerphone is my guess if you muted the meeting you'd have your mic off though also if you started dialling your voice mail everyone the tones first how I'd do it is put conference on hold, three way the voice mail in
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May 6, 2017 03:39
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"hey Siri, play some music"
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at my old job i called 911 at least three times lol luckily they would just call reception before dispatching units cause it happened often, our phone system was poo poo to accomodate our old rear end idiotic users and our users were terrible old idiots also i once spent an hour trying to dial overseas before saying gently caress it and emailing the guy to call me instead maybe... i'm the idiot
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Captain Foo posted:do not ever gently caress with 911 as the telephone system janitor
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Jun 2, 2017 03:22
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although i'm sure somewhere there's a place where you have to dial nine before dialing 911
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Iridium posted:our IDM team has had projects on the books each year since 2012 to stand up the replacement system and finally sunset this one. only last year did the new one get stood up, and they're way loving far behind on migrations to it. whenever they begin asking us to list risks or issues on a project, i call them out specifically as one. And I'm never wrong. oh hey i'm getting flashbacks to my old job, where they let replacing an ancilliary system wait for so long that everyone who knew how the first one had been set up retired, and everyone who knew how to use it left you could replace the whole thing with an open source product (like, there are multiple open source projects that would do that, nevermind commercial option) with a couple weeks of data entry, because the only efficient way to port data out of the old system is to print it to paper and retype but the last guy who knew that left a long time back lol
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Tankakern posted:but skype has a linux client, do you mean skype4business? look in your earth
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also a fun feature of canadian phone bridge services: "Welcome to the meeting! Bienvenue à la réunion! Pour le français, faites le un, suivit du carré. For English, press nine, followed by pound." *BEEP* "Please enter your passcode, followed by pound." ...just loving accept the loving code on the first level you loving shitstain of a phone bridge FrozenVent fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Aug 17, 2017 |
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