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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Sure why not - also I'll paypal tomorrow.

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Just paypalled you $15 to account for the $10 you owe me for SAS Dynasty.

Also - anyone here not already in SAS dynasty who wants another league hop over to the new thread there!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3780388

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
When do we need to select our 16 (or fewer) keepers?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
oh cool I'll do that tonight and then hop in my time machine.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
dropped players like sacks of quikrete

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I'm on vacation but I'll try my best to honor the timing

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Papes posted:

YouTube scouting is how I landed Keenan Allen a few years ago.

It's also how the Denver Broncos ended up with Tim Tebow

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I'll make my pick soon, was out drinking at a pool then seeing clowns

jabro posted:

It's how the Denver Broncos ended up with Tim Tebow.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Can I use my cat as a stand in

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Does it have personality?

She runs around the house like crazy, wrecks poo poo, and doesn't quite grasp English - on the upside I don't have to change diapers.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Alternative -

Kid Havers -
Sex Havers -
Cat Havers -

Alucard fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Aug 10, 2016

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Maybe he's a big fan of the Drew Carey show

Oh I thought you were taking about Pryor - too many converted qbs

Alucard fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Aug 14, 2016

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Was on travel today, missed my pick - gonna grab Vance McDonald (had a farm)

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
My draft review (with pictures as appropriate):
Round 1: Kenneth Dixon - Basically I figured I'd give a rookie RB a shot.
Round 2: Paul Perkins - Double down on rookie RBs.

Round 3: Mike Wallace - You have to give credit to the guy's dedication - he died 4 years ago but he cares enough about the game to keep coming back

Round 4: Braxton Miller - Honestly I had like 5 minutes to just make a pick and clearly I wasn't thinking. Who knows, maybe the Brock Osweiler experience (Houston Edition) will star this stud QB-turned-WR.
Round 6: Vance McDonald - Thanks for nothing, Ladarius Green! Old man Witten and potentially-dead Ladarius Green forced my hand and I figured I'd take a flyer on this farm-haver. Plus, he might pair nicely with my pick for...
Round 6: Blaine Gabbert - I realized that I needed a week 9 QB, and Gabbert's Wonderlic score is like 42 - the only active QB with a better score is Ryan Fitzpatrick and he is a stud. Plus, I still vehemently believe that the question posed on this Sports Illustrated cover is not yet resolved fully.

Round 7: Buffalo Bills DEF - just needed an extra defense
Round 8: Jace Amaro He's been learning how to catch balls, so maybe he'll be better this year?

Alucard fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Aug 18, 2016

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I at least have an excuse - I was on vacation in another country while the draft was taking place.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I'd be up for that - I have one guy I want to drop like everyone else's baby.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

bigfoot again posted:

I also drafted all of your mothers

Funny - I only had to draft your mother to get the same effect (because she is so large and draft has an alternate definition)

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I'm looking at the start of season calendar, and I would suggest that we have at least one waiver wire event before the FCFS free agent unlock at 9PM on September 7th.

I would hate to see one person poach all of the decent post-preseason free agents just because they happened to be on their computer at the moment that the unlock happened.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Works for me - thanks!

Mr glass strikes again

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Like a dozen. Got an RB?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
One could argue that it is not so much a number as the absence of one.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
It's still better than having all your running backs die on you...

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Sebastian Janikowski is my hero

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I still need a running back, will work for carries

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Papes posted:

May I interest you in a Matt jones

I've got Mike Tolbert as my RB2 right now, I'd even be interested in a Jerrick McKinnon. Throw an offer my way.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Also check your trades, I sent something.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Papes posted:

I'll think about it, let me watch the game tonight. I'm a big McKinnon truther so I think he could blow up tonight.

Jet fuel can't melt steel meniscuses.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Look at the previous years of the league (in my leagues)

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Sataere posted:

Alucard, set your lineup. You are already a man down.

Ugh gently caress everything about Thursday night football. I had approximately 2 hours of personal time between Monday night football and today. Anyone oppressed to me having Brady subbed in instead of my default TNF scratch QB (who anyone in their right mind would not have started?)

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I'm okay with whatever outcome people choose - I'd prefer it if the NFL did away with Thursday night football, personally.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Yeah sorry about that this week - At least we both suck in terms of RB depth?!

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Did you have high enough waiver priority?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I'll trade you Storm Johnson so we can keep equally pornographic-named players.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Sataere posted:

Anderson Shi and/or Azhais. I understand my team is hot garbage. I understand that it would cost draft picks to make a trade. What I don't understand is why you guys won't answer my PMs. :argh:

poo poo, if anyone is willing to trade running backs, talk to me.

I can trade them, I just can't trade good ones

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Yeah I just have to take a bath this year though.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I'm open to forsaking my potential this year if you're willing to forsake your future as a franchise.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
How in the gently caress did I end up with 7 wins this year when I had 1 RB?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I realized I had some extra guys I could have deployed to IR to manage my roster size instead of dropping Hillman to bring McFadden off IR. Anyone opposed to me reversing the drop?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Agreed that it doesn't matter for this season but I'm thinking long term because Hillman is clearly an elite RB hiding being the veneer of a one season wonder.

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Only if, inexplicably, your roster didn't change almost at all.

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