PYF Bootleg/Knockoff: When God Whre Me He Wsust Sherngshu

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Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Autechresaint posted:

Does creepy guy on YouTube modifying toys to add genitalia count as bootleg? He says he sells finished versions. They look terrible, worse than the professional versions.

NWS warning for realistic plastic fake genitals
https://youtu.be/07YmJEreZNM

Holy poo poo.

https://youtu.be/lk6OFTfhMMo?t=5m12s (also :nws:

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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 07:03

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 07:17

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Ferrule posted:

Wolverine is.

What about Green Wolverine?

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 00:56

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

jojoinnit posted:

(Edit: this one actually is a pretty good knockoff, I'd forgotten how craptastic most of these actually are so in comparison this is fine)

My nephew is obsessed with Peppa Pig so my sister wanted to get him a playset for his birthday. Luckily, she was able to find a cheap one on eBay!

Peppa Pig:

Pappa Pig:

Do I have just the thing for you!

# ¿ Sep 11, 2017 10:03

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Toe to tip, that's a Gumby!

# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 03:48

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Did they put all the kids that half-assed their costume in front to shame them or what? Make it a teachable moment and pin a hall pass on them then send them to the next classroom over while the picture's being taken.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 03:42

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Captain Invictus posted:

Come on man, you have to at least show what it does.

One set left in stock, better hurry!
http://sirtoys.com/toys.php?c=1&p=2566&t=Avengers_Eggs.html

# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 10:33

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Captain Invictus posted:

https://www.originalprongles.com/

yeeeeeep

I absolutely adore the stupid bullshit max temkin/the cards against humanity people do with their millions and millions of dollars

Oh god this is amazing.

I�ve popped. Now what?
That�s great!
What type of onions do you use for the Onions & Cream flavor?
Regular onions.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2017 22:48

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Huzzah! posted:

https://twitter.com/Bootleg_Stuff/status/935029955804753921

Wow, obscure double-bootleg.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 04:07

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

The Saddest Rhino posted:

face your tiny morbidly obese eyes on this majestic thing with a massive red wang and a missing frontal cloth, weep your tears of sodium waste and let them drip into your gaping void you call a mouth, allow the salt to render your thirsty tongue feelers to dry up into a dry husk of bitterness, croak out a pithy wisp of your voice "adults cannot have toys" and then, just die.

Truly it is The Saddest Kylo.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 07:59

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

Found this in a local second-hand store:

E: I didn't take a photo of the back, but it does have some screenshots of DS9 mixed in with the TNG stuff

Are there potentially actually 47 DVDs in there? Maybe it's the angle but that just looks like a regular single-DVD case.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 05:38

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Yeah it's BvS Batman, plus the random LED in the chest knockoff makers love to add. The Stormtrooper has one too.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Batman-V-Superman-Battle-Armor-Batman-Action-Figure/44932454

Here's an Ashen's vid where all the Guardians of the Galaxy have glowing chest implants for some reason (around 2:10 for demo).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5y-IuuKlt8

# ¿ Jul 29, 2018 23:32

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Lazlo Nibble posted:

It works on multiple layers, what with the knockoff game description text being read in the style of a knockoff Matt Berry

Seriously, that's a drat good Matt Berry.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2018 06:30

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Lizard Combatant posted:

Might I recommend the Ian knot? Never let me down

quote:

Step 6:
This final step simply completes the knot by pulling the loops tight. With practice, I can now tie my laces in about one third of the time of a conventional knot!

At last, no more wasted hours tying my shoes in the morning!

quote:

NOTE: You do not have to follow my instructions to the letter. So long as you retain the "core" of the technique, you are welcome to use whatever finger movements are most comfortable for you.

Well thanks for open-sourcing your knot Ian.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 08:18

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Esplanade posted:

This just turned up on my Twitter feed:

I'm so disappointed "brinquendo" is apparently just Portuguese for "toy" and this isn't called the Infinity Saxophone.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2018 06:39

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Blaze Dragon posted:

Found these on my way home yesterday:

Sad Optimus is a new favourite of mine, if only because TAIKONGSHENRS is the best name.

Sad Optimus is actually Hoist, an oversized and likely extra-floppy version.

And that's a surprisingly competent Strongarm knockoff, I mean it's way off from the actual packaging if you put them side by side but they stole enough components that if you didn't know better you could actually think it's a real Hasbro release.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2018 05:30

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oq1lkseC1M
If nothing else go to 1:20 when he turns it on.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2019 08:26

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Pastry of the Year posted:

I have been browsing the baffling items on offer over at cube crystal dot com

Oh my god. There is some amazing stuff on there. I wish the pictures were bigger.

What does this even mean?

# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 06:11

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Facebook Aunt posted:

Is this one a majestic eagle or an angry chicken?

Eagle, allegedly. I'd be seriously tempted to buy it if the site didn't look so sketchy.

https://www.cubecrystal.com/product/3-3d-laser-crystal-cube-eagle-head/

# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 07:06

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Thermos posted:

From the makers of amusing duck

I always make sure the baby toys I buy have certified B/O.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2019 08:11

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Pastry of the Year posted:

"Gobble or be gobbled", tough choice.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 10:59

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Humphreys posted:

EDIT: Yes I know the obvious.

Pee is stored in the womb?

# ¿ Sep 18, 2019 05:17

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Kheldarn posted:

Sling me another one!

First of all, really?

Second of all, and perhaps even more offensive, $65!?

# ¿ Oct 6, 2019 09:18

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

hexwren posted:

"sombrero" is spanish for "expensive hat"

also, reason 547a I hate halloween

I'm also curious how there's a sombrero in that bag that looks in no way big enough to fit anything but a comically tiny one and/or flattened one, but that may just be the angle of the photograph.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2019 01:20

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

CzarChasm posted:

Is it just me or do the symbols in the upper right look like they mashed two astrological signs together?

That's also stolen art. Someone at Hasbro was well-payed to mash those signs.

(Sadly this is not a knockoff, that was a rough period for Transformers)

# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 04:40

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Bugsy posted:

https://twitter.com/jamiefinn2209/status/1244984642249191424

A competing restaurant, from further down that Twitter thread:

# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 05:42

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Zil posted:

I'm whatever Buper Orightught is meant to be. Please don't be anything gross.

"SUPER BRIGHTLIGHT", the text got poorly OCR'd somewhere along the way.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2020 03:31

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's a whole bunch more sets on aliexpress including Kyle's bigass Griffin

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32816098120.html?spm=a2g0o.detail.1000023.3.66807f27xwsiUr
Kinda seems like the knights should upgrade if rifles exist in this universe.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2020 08:34

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Someone please explain the D&D costume in 50 words or less (very important).

# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 03:49

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Bismuth posted:

Drizzt is a character from a fantasy book series from the 90s that hasnt been relevant in any way since then, leading nerds who are aware of this character to be very confused about how he ended up at SpiritHalloween in 2020. Also hes a drow-elf which have dark black/gray/lavender hued skin which makes the costume a weird awkward question about race and blackface.

Ah, thank you. I knew there must be more than it just being an obscure character.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 04:33

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

LifeSunDeath posted:

*In sliders voice between commercials*: SLIDERS

Even though the first few seasons before all the the executive tinkering and cast change-ups were pretty good, this was always the best part of the show. To this day that's what pops into my head whenever I eat tiny hamburgers.

Worst part was how they wrote off the Wade character.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 01:23

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Don't be put off by the 45-minute video, this is timestamped to the part you all need to see (28:26 if the timestamp doesn't work).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26aR67axvOk&t=1705s

# ¿ Oct 2, 2020 18:24

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

flavor.flv posted:

Super Saddam Land

# ¿ Dec 25, 2020 00:09

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Steven "(w)Riter" King

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 20:05

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Lodin posted:

In other news all the people who have been (rightfully) complaining about how female Transformers are always overly sexualized can now shut up.

That's actually a pretty faithful recreation of the G1 Arcee toy that never made it past the planning stages.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 21:16

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Kheldarn posted:

No, wait! Forget all that! I want a Swtich Gamecube!

I was curious and had to track down what even was going on there. That little silver hub thing is the actual product for sale, which is just a USB-C to HDMI/USB-A adapter. No clue what's going on with the four copy-and-pasted controllers, or why whatever that huge thing they're coming out of seems to use two USB-A and one USB-C connectors.

https://www.amazon.com/Digital-Multiport-Adapter-Nintendo-Portable/dp/B07JK9DFKH?ref_=ast_sto_dp

# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 05:51

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

I tracked down those Turtles, according to the reviews they're sadly sent loose in a box, not on a card with their bios, and apparently often with their head and limbs already broken off.

https://www.amazon.com/6-Piece-Teenage-Figure-TMNT-Doll-Mutants-Michelangelo-Donatello/dp/B08N1FGQPN

Lodin posted:

The company that put out that train set also makes Kre-o who put out stuff with the Transformers and G.I. Joe brands. I bought this Optimus Prime a couple of years ago and the quality of the bricks felt fine. They absolutely are knock off Lego to the point where they are completely compatible but that's fine.

Kre-o was made by Hasbro, they're only knock-off Lego in the sense they use the same shape bricks, like Megablox.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 05:45

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The Moomin-Mouse conflict is seen by most historians as just a part of the Hyperwar but sure.

It's generally the 50s cups that are going for thousands, not the modern mugs.

Anyway it's a bubble.

Is this some sort of dildo-horned lamia?

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 23:57

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Wifi Toilet posted:

"Hey Optimus Prime, CONVERT!"

"Remember when you had to convert your toys yourself?"

Converters, more than meets the eye!

This came up in the Transformers thread, apparently official media can't describe Transformers as "transforming" anymore, because "transform" is too generic a term to trademark so using transform as an adjective weakens the trademark on Transformers. Like the way Adobe can't endorse Photoshopping a picture and Band-Aid always has to specify "Band-Aid Brand Medical Adhesives". It's dumb, but that's our trademark system.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2021 03:13

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

BigFactory posted:

Frame them?

You can get very cheap frames at Ikea, if the tapestries are conventional photo sizes. If you're dealing with a knock-off Bayeux Tapestry then you'll probably be out of luck.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 03:11

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 07:17

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Cartoon Man posted:

Knock off art aside, what is that? Some kind of mini kid's dartboard?

# ¿ May 3, 2021 04:05

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