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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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a helpful bear posted:

when my family and i were in DC during the clinton presidency we watched secret service guys / staff chasing Socks around the lawn

How much do you suppose you had to gently caress-up to pull that detail?

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Minigun. Like in T2.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Good username/post combo because this is a god drat atrocity.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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loving Tankies should all hang.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Shiiiiiit. If college was like that I would've come out of it gay as all hell.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Holy poo poo my sides!

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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EMS. lol

I can almost hear the people I used to work with: "If you want to thank me buy me a drink you flag-waving gently caress."

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Action Jacktion posted:





it's true, you really can't spell communism without "UN"

you all know this is a parody, right?

horny for stalinville

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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I've never wanted to suplex someone so bad in my entire life.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Welp, there goes that plan.... :smith:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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gradenko_2000 posted:



tag yourself im burning down the classics department

gently caress me I went to the wrong college.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Megillah Gorilla posted:

As loving stupid as a "tactical gladius" is, when it comes to the simple task of hurting someone by poking them with it, it would probably work very well.

I'm honestly surprised he wasn't sporting some BUDK nightmare with holes all through it.



Remember a few years back when all those idiots were swinging around "tactical" tomahawks?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Noted socialist paradise Austria.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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:suicide:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Gripweed posted:

I'm surprised that "give the troops a raise" isn't a big talking point anywhere in politics. You'd think that would be an easy winner

More money for lowly grunts is less money for defense contractors.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress why would you oppose this

There's a whole lot of people who have never seen what a disease can do and so they don't understand that infectious diseases are easily and by far our worst enemies.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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My God! He thinks this is a good negotiating tactic!

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Death to royals.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Bert Roberge posted:

It's hard not to do that when you're on that much coke.

Several chapters of Dr. Sleep are basically him begging his addict fans to go to AA and get treatment instead of being miserable for years. It wasn't a good book, but it's nice that he tried.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Dude wrote a book that a much better artist turned into a fun movie and it made him think he was a genius.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Gripweed posted:

Yeah you're actually the safest around convicted sex offenders because you know to be wary

Best strategy is to treat all men as potential convinced sex offenders.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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A Biden I could wholeheartedly vote for.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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That graphic is pulled straight from the mind of Jack T. Ripper. Throw in a hammer and sickle and some references to fluoride and it'd be perfect.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Taintrunner posted:

Nobody tells those losers that women prefer regular sized dicks instead of freakish monstrosities

Lol.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Mao Zedong Thot posted:



lot goin on here

I have a cousin who'd have worn this a couple years back. Then some cops beat up one of his friends and all of the gentle indoctrination I'd been doing clicked into place. Now he's talking about joining Redneck Revolt and unionizing his motor mechanic shop.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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GOOD!

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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buncha nerds around these parts

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Gum posted:

pinochet apologia would fit better

You're thinking upper right.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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This is a perfectly logical and reasonable step.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Nothing is funnier than Republicans huffing their own farts so hard that they get the idea that their bullshit about Ilhan Omar makes her anywhere near vulnerable.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Strong cannibal vibes from this one.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Darkman Fanpage posted:

i present the single worst political cartoon



I've never wanted to beat a cartoonist to death with a paintbrush before but here we are.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Welp, there's 100% of the under-40 vote for Bernie.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Horny is prohibited.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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спасибо товарищ сталин!

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Darkman Fanpage posted:

where the gently caress did the participation trophy poo poo come from? i never got one as a kid. seems like some rich kid poo poo.

I used to get them in baseball or whatever when I was a kid. But I would've been just fine with never getting one.

Ross DaouThot posted:

if any of you edgelords saw a single person get shot in the head wouldn't leave your house ever again, that is if you do as it is

It's best not to make assumptions about other posters' life experiences.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Darkman Fanpage posted:

we're hosed now

We were always hosed.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Finally it's time for Chandra Bose to get his due.

I was just going to post about that guy.

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Doom Guy still making me smile after all these years.

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