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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Hello!

Microsoft have learned their lesson with the nazi teenager twitter bot, and now they've created a bot that is not very talkative, but very artistic.

http://www.projectmurphy.net
Add this bot on Skype and follow the instructions.

Basically, what it does is it creates an image based on a what if question. Unfortunately, it won't answer questions about Hitler or goatse directly, but you probably can phrase your questions slightly more cryptic to get the answer.


For example, let's see how Murphy envisions some completely hypothetical situations with some of the most influential people in the world.






Huh. And what about one of the least influential people in the world?



Looks about right, imo.

And to answer the question in the thread title...


Some tips and tricks:
- Simple questions like 'What if X were Y?' produce more predictable, and usually more seamless results, if that's what you want.
- If you want something more random, ask nonsensical questions.
- If you can't get any results, try rephrasing your question. Even capitalisation matters.
- If you ask a question about yourself (What if I...) you can upload any photo to use in the picture.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Jul 8, 2016

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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

it's actually spelled 'mumphrey' :eng101:

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gibb3h posted:

This thread has potential :munch:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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This thing somehow managed to identify the loss pattern in some random comic.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jul 7, 2016

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Oops.

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Jan 11, 2014

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Thank goodness it was just a hypothetical question.

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And then I saw his face...

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Stinky_Pete posted:

What if a robot was a cop?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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^^^ This is the best.


Holy lol.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Jul 8, 2016

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Paladinus
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From the Ghostbusters thread.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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E Equals MC Hammer posted:

What if krusty was grilling meat?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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E Equals MC Hammer posted:

What if Hulk Hogan were italian?

What-a you gonna do-a, fratello?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Huh? I just see two vases.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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FactsAreUseless, could you also share your questions at least as text, so other goons could experiment with other faces/photos?

Especially the one with horses. I want to know how that happened.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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FactsAreUseless posted:

You have to gently caress with the syntax and put in nonsense words. Essentially it's just looking for the first faces it can find in a Bing (I assume, since it's a Microsoft bot) search for the first term, then the second one. For the horse pics I put "what if women kissing were horses." The anime woman with an arm for a face was "what if love, baby don't hurt me." You just need to try and push the bot's grammar as far as it will go.

Neat.

Paladinus
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Paladinus
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Her Majesty is a pretty nice girl.

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