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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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One sec, my buddy playing this with his kids is black. I need to save his life!

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Oct 30, 2011


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Waroduce posted:

Havent read thread so excuse me if its been posted but Dallas shooter learned his poo poo at a private self-defense course

I have a feeling this dude is now gonna do gangbusters with crazy militia types

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Oct 30, 2011


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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

thats not an sks, thats a vepr with a bunch of mods

i guess i should expand that. the vepr is a newer sporterized ak made by a russian firm for sale in america

I thought it was a saiga retread of the AK designed to take a lot of western mods

I honestly don't know anything about russian guns

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Oct 30, 2011


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Someone is a loving genius

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Oct 30, 2011


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Mr. Nice! posted:

i've thought about doing this.

You definitely should. Pokemon lure's are such a home run idea for food trucks.

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gfanikf posted:

That guys smart...or he's planning on a lot of murder and rape.

Problem is how to monetize if you don't have a Pokestop, don't incense only work for the person plating vs people at large like the lure module does?

I'm sure Eastern Europe or Chinese phone hackers/bot nets could emulate enough devices running Go in an area of your choosing enough to really alter the algorithm and turn your area in to a pretty heavily populated spot for pokemon to spawn.

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Oct 30, 2011


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Dr. Josef Mengele posted:

Pokemon is going to be the downfall of western civilization
http://www.vox.com/2016/7/12/12152728/pokemon-go-economic-problems
It's almost like south park did an episode about this.

Vox is such a loving joke. It's the shittiest parts of Huff Po, Gawker and Vice loving in Rupert Murdoch's jizz encrusted bed and having the butt-baby raised by someone with a lovely tumblr blog about cute shoes and gender issues

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Oct 30, 2011


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Trump changes his mind at the last minute and gets Michelle Obama

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Oct 30, 2011


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Mr. Nice! posted:

This is how you get me to vote trump.

She waits until 3 months after his inauguration to tell him she isn't Amorosa

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Our homeless and animal shelters here have all their grunt work done by inmates from the county jail. They also build the bike paths and remove weeds and trash from the parks

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Oct 30, 2011


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Joe is locked right the gently caress up, though. Meaning what's likely happening is he's seeing George and thinking "Oh poo poo, I switched up the fuckin brownies!"

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Oct 30, 2011


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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

that security zone is vaguely texas shaped :tinfoil:

The actual arena is Laredo. Checks out

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Oct 30, 2011


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Oct 30, 2011


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http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-strippers-arson-drugs-0713-20160712-story.html

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Keep laughin, homes. That poo poo's your new uniform if this poke poo poo keeps blowing up

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Oct 30, 2011


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Teflon Don posted:

How do you know it isn't already

Touche`

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Oct 30, 2011


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Duzzy Funlop posted:

I'm okay with the derelict spaceship landing in Tucson.

I'd be pissed. Thats where the internet for this place is junctioned

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Oct 30, 2011


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Hillary's gonna find a way to lose this election and it's gonna be really funny

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Oct 30, 2011


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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

No, it's not going to be funny at all.

I'm a white land owning male, tbf even if it gets worse for me it's not going to really be noticeable to me

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Oct 30, 2011


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TBeats posted:

yeah until they bulldoze your house to build a trump tower that they will never build

Which one? If it';s the one in AZ that sucks, but the one I have in GA they're welcome to, tired of paying property tax on land I don't use and only keep out of some weird obligation to the family name, since we've owned it since around 1720

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You'd think Trump's strategy would be to pick the most undesirable VP possible so as to deter assassination attempts.

Do Gingrich and Pence are shoe ins, your saying?

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Oct 30, 2011


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Knowing Trump, he'll have Gingrich and Pence waiting in sight of the crowd and then in the build up speech for his pick drop "And that man, is JOOOHHHNNNN CEEEEENNNAAAAA" the music will hit, a large msucled man will come out and salute, the crowd will go wild and America will continue to own for all the wrong reasons

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

that would be amazing. just imagine hearing his stupid entrance music as he makes his way to the stage :allears:

If he turned the VP debates in to a battle rap I would die the happiest man

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Oct 30, 2011


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Oct 30, 2011


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Pokemon Go has got teenagers moving that fastest I've seen since Columbine

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Oct 30, 2011


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Did Islam do another terrorism?

https://twitter.com/DrewKkkkkk/status/753694532554858497?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

I know this is an awful situation and I feel for those effected, but holy poo poo I can't stop laughing at "omg terrorist attack"

Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Jul 14, 2016

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

truck was running over people for a 2km stretch :stare:

Maximum Overdrive 2: Islamic Bugaloo

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Oct 30, 2011


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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

How much do you have to be shot Toulouse control of your car? Cops must have fired quite a bit after seeing the driver Renault those people. Cannes they be brought up for excessive force?

I love this and I love you

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Nuke mecca and when Mohamad's ghost rises have Melissa McCarthy and Dan Akkroyd bust it. Then we will have defeated Islam once and for all

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Oct 30, 2011


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How to World Peace

Step 1: Build Giant Blender

Step 2: Have YouTube Hosts do show about it

Step 3: Put enemies of English Speaking world in Blender

Step 4: Show on YouTube that we are fertilizing our crops with organic compost

Step 5: Harvest Corn for Bourbon

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Mr. Nice! posted:

The more I read about Erdogan the more I'm convinced a coup would probably be a net win for Turkey.

Turkey's military is constitutionally obligated to overthrow the government in the event of a dictatorship or despotic. It was therorized awhile back that it wouldn't happen because Ed was hand picking military leadership with people who were loyal to him. Looks like that might not have worked for ol gently caress-face

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Oct 30, 2011


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Turkey just shut down their internet and cellular phone networks

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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AND I POSTED TWICE TO RAISE AWARENESS OF OUR FREEDOMS IN AMERICA WOOOOOO!

SUCK IT TURKEYS!

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TBeats posted:

so how do you coordinate a military coup like this anyway

dont answer if it means i will be getting visits from the suits
First a senior officer hands you a note

"Do like me, circle Y/N"

You circle Y, he shows you this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-3FOHxPHhs

And if you high five afterwards you're in

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Oct 30, 2011


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Two Finger posted:

you're saying there are nukes in turkey?

It was an underlying reason for the Cuban Missile Crisis

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Oct 30, 2011


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VikingSkull posted:




and removing them was the underlying reason behind the solution

Just the missiles that could hit Moscow iirc, the ones that could hit targets in the black sea were allowed to stay

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Casimir Radon posted:

I thought the reason this hadn't happened so far was that he was allowed to purge anyone out of the military that was willing or capable of pulling this off?

That's what made it such a shock, but apparently putting your toadies in place doesn't mean competence in stopping their underlings from getting sick of your poo poo

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Oct 30, 2011


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gfanikf posted:

Okay I'm feeling dumb asking this, but how do you embed a tweet in a post?

Just post the link to the specific tweet

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Oct 30, 2011


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gfanikf posted:

Weird I've tried that. Case in post



Take the S out pf the https I think

http://twitter.com/SelinTunerr/status/754052277841829888

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Buca di Bepis posted:

cool he can hang out with Pulse shooter's dad

It would be just like the model UN episode of the Simpsons

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