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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
When our eyeballs touch it gives me a tingle.

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City of Glompton posted:

please make sure to practice safe eye contact every time. daily disposable lenses are cheap, easy to use, and come in a variety of fun colors and styles. you can try inserting then on a peeled grape if you need practice.

misty mountaintop

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Piso Mojado posted:

who needs eye contact when your face is completely hidden behind your custom made dura-dura!! cat ears motorcycle helmet

Sounds very sexy. I would put my corneas all over that helmet.

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
We millenials think we invented eye contact.

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Zyla posted:

Anti-seematism

lol

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Admiral_eX_laX posted:

this trash can gets so much rear end



You can have the rear end. I want the eyes.

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google THIS posted:

has anyone here had problems with premature observation? Because I have, um, a friend who could use some advice

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
If you touch your own eyeball too much, you'll go blind.

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super mario batali posted:

Bill Clinton: I did not make eye contact with that woman!

It depends on what the definition of "eye" is.

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FutonForensic posted:



references used: mating slugs, melted bundle of Twizzlers

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