Destiny 1.4 Age of Trump

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moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Welcome!

There's a new Destiny coming out called Rise of Iron coming out September 20th. You get a rocket launcher early if you preorder but you can still get the same gun without the preorder as well. Don't get the preorder. Well, maybe get it if you forget when things come out like me. Also if you like rocket launchers, but in black. The old thread is too big so I'm here to make a new one.

ROI MAP OF THINGS

http://i.imgur.com/T7ZcSyC.gifv

What is Destiny?
It's a game where you shoot guns, but not always in space. It's a cool place to hang out with bros. Sometimes you kill a cool boss and sometimes you teabag some dipshit in Austria.
There's three classes

Titan
Only class with a defensive void ball that you can play house in. They also can throw fire hammers and can smash their head into the floor to pretend to be a lightning bolt. Titans were football players in a past life as told in the lore.

Warlock
Warlocks use magic and can either make a giant purple death ball, throw fire grenades really fast, or turn into Palpatine. Warlocks have cool armor but have a lovely jump.

Hunter
Everyone hates hunters. They smell and don't contribute anything to the team. They can either ruin supers with a void ball, shoot a fire gun four times, or be really worthless in PVE with a tiny lightning knife.

http://i.imgur.com/gBkpWbA.gifv
What systems is it on?
It's on all four of the game systems tuned for adults, but the new poo poo is only on Xbone and PS4.
http://i.imgur.com/55WqT6s.gifv
Alteisen bought four copies of the game for four systems. If he says somethinng dumb just call him out on this piece of trivia.

http://i.imgur.com/jgr2Kl2.gifv
Teabag people you don't know?
Yeah, the Player vs. Player is Cool and Good when it works. Sometimes you can play people on Teach Tv. It's like regular TV but they show you how to play games.
There's also Iron Banner, or Boner for short. It's when your gear counts and people get really mad at stupid poo poo for one week out of the month. There's a wolf theme so it has something to do with the new wolf expansion pack.

Teabag people that you do know?
Totally, but you can only run in a 6 man wolf pack in raids and PVP.

http://i.imgur.com/8TEZpxh.gifv
I'm an idiot loser and and only have a couple friends, what do?
You can play Prison of Elders against a bunch of really bad players called NPCs.
You can also play PVP but you won't be as cool.
That is, unless you play Trials of Osiris. That's where 3 man teams get sweaty with each other. It happens on Thursday-Tuesday

I'm an idiot loser but I want more friends!

If you're an Xbro you join through here:

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

Attention Xboners

Bungie chat app sucks and we liek to post so join our cool guys Slack channel where you can post all your cool gifs and plan out pubstompings and whatever else.

Don't know what Slack is? Then gently caress off! jk, but for real it's basically IRC on 'roids and it's way better for organizing and chatting about video games.

PM me with your email address here or send it to my GT: Wrecks Box One to get an invitation.

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

So you've got a bone, and you wanna play with other boners?
You're in luck, Orbital Drop Shock Goons is hiring unpaid interns for the role of "Raid Scrub"! We're the only goon-only XBone clan for Destiny, and we're all pretty cool.

The old Destiny Xboner Spreadsheet is dead.

Long live the New Destiny Xboner Spreadsheet!

-*-*-SIGN UP FORM-*-*-

Add your GT and forums name there, as well as other pertinent information. Then go through and basically add all those people to your friends list. We got goons in plenty of timezones and you're almost always guaranteed to have a few online. Once you've got the krew added, just spam invites like crazy every time you log on. We like it when random dudes come in while we're getting busy.

How to apply to the ODSG, aka the Bone Krew:
1. Become a member of SA Goons, instructions in post above above
2. Go to: https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/313913 and apply
3. Wait for Adregan and/or Kingly User (the admins) to approve.

Requirements for joining ODSG:
1. Have an Xbone (Microsoft Xbox One gaming console)
2. Have a huge dick and a convertible coupe
3. Be willing to have a good time and teabag people in PvP and PvE

Why should I join ODSG?
I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why you should join ODSG. Actually, I have lots of time because I'm an IT worker and am getting paid to write this OP.

1. We have a good team of regular players, both for PvP and PvE
2. We raid every week multiple times
3. We work hard, we play hard, we bone hard. But we don't really actually care when we lose.
4. We're down to clown for most activities such as sherpaing raids, crucible, and team patrols of the cosmodrome

But I don't want to have to join ODSG, can't I just post here?
You basic bitch. This thread is almost always PS4 players, so you're gonna scroll through pages and pages looking for Xbone sign up sheets. The best way to guarantee you'll have people to play with is to either have irl friends (lol), or join our clan. Our clan chat is very active with players looking to organize raids and strikes and PvP every day, so it's best to just join the clan and post there.

If you're PS you use this thread I guess:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3720896

I'm an idiot loser and like playing by myself
:getout:

http://i.imgur.com/dI1M8Ey.gifv

What are some tips for PVP?
Use teamwork. Stick together. Team Shoot. Blame lag
http://i.imgur.com/JX8bYBN.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/zT0GYy2.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/DtBeW0n.gifv

What are some tips for PVE?
Spread out. Use cover. Call out stuff. Do the dances in the raids right.

What are some tips
Use a mic. Bro out. Own pubbies.

What guns should I use?
A lot of guns change and/or get nerfed. Use what you like. Use fusion rifles.
http://i.imgur.com/XLctM7X.gifv

I'll update this more over the course of the night. Bye monkeu

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Some old thread that has cool gifs in it
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3740700

http://i.imgur.com/HgU9kcW.gifv

moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 16:55 on May 5, 2017

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 02:27

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:52

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

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Tei posted:

My brother and me are gamers. He is unemployed and play World of Tanks all day, I have a job and support the pretense to be a normal function being.

This summer my sister left in our house the cage of my cousin hamster in the living room without telling us about it. Not having a reason to go to the living room (we all have our own room with big TV's to play videogames all day) the poor hamster died. The summer was specially hot this year, so it not only died, after a few days was a completely desiccated and odorless mummie.

I feel bad for the animal (I really do, plus is my cousin ex-hamster), but had a good laugh about it.

I want to render a analogy of this dead hamster and how Bungie manage loot in this game.

Bungie is me and my brother. And this hamster is the players.
The hamster is addicted to water and food. Players play Iron Banner for the rewards. Is supposed to be a high challenge high reward activity.
The hamster died without any water, under high temperatures and with not food whatsoever. Players find it confusing that after 30 games, they only have seen 2 or 3 items drop for anyone in any of the 30 games.

dahbadu posted:

Actual true story: Not to rub it in (actually, yeah, I'm gonna rub it in), but my wife is also close to a decade younger than me and she's hot. She's a goon, into games, and she's a CSE major that can out-code most of the posers in this thread. And to return to an earlier point -- just perhaps, the people that cry sperg the loudest may want to look inward. And just perhaps, maybe I'm doing something right and the problem isn't with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEDWkr-g4so

moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Nov 1, 2016

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 02:28

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Our very own A Buff Gay Dude got featured on Bungie

Destiny Pubstomper posted:

it's up here

https://www.twitch.tv/bungie/v/77879886

go to 1:43:25 for the pre-match, I'm actually a little disappointed in Bungie here but ayy lmao

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 03:11

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Yes post here

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 05:22

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

RIP First Blood Rocket Launcher

http://i.imgur.com/VBYHp1w.gifv

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 14:15

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

RIP Old Thorn
http://i.imgur.com/zGeo4UU.gifv

RIP Sidearms
http://i.imgur.com/WnzScrE.gifv

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 14:29

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

There's still that one mission that you can repeat where you go punch a knight in the dick, go to orbit and try again to get the husk

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 14:56

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Bernie got a crux like last week so it's still possible

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 14:56

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

RIP Mizzou

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 16:33

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Sweet I'm batting 1000

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 18:36

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Tei posted:

My brother and me are gamers. He is unemployed and play World of Tanks all day, I have a job and support the pretense to be a normal function being.

This summer my sister left in our house the cage of my cousin hamster in the living room without telling us about it. Not having a reason to go to the living room (we all have our own room with big TV's to play videogames all day) the poor hamster died. The summer was specially hot this year, so it not only died, after a few days was a completely desiccated and odorless mummie.

I feel bad for the animal (I really do, plus is my cousin ex-hamster), but had a good laugh about it.

I want to render a analogy of this dead hamster and how Bungie manage loot in this game.

Bungie is me and my brother. And this hamster is the players.
The hamster is addicted to water and food. Players play Iron Banner for the rewards. Is supposed to be a high challenge high reward activity.
The hamster died without any water, under high temperatures and with not food whatsoever. Players find it confusing that after 30 games, they only have seen 2 or 3 items drop for anyone in any of the 30 games.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 22:16

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Way to read the thread

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 22:21

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

done

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 22:45

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

im gonna laugh when you die 50s raygun

# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 00:49

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Can't say I've seen many cool playstation gifs

# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 00:57

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Maker Of Shoes posted:

http://i.imgur.com/CDyoncq.gifv

Didn't someone get a hate mail message from this game about "camping inside like pussies"?

Yeah I think bush

# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 01:23

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 02:25

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Destiny Pubstomper posted:

Speaking of poo poo that's been nerfed to hell, everyone check out this rumble footage with the OG Mythoclast from right after the VoG came out.

https://youtu.be/lQeIlojbuz0

Not my footage but I had that thing for ~24 hours prior to them nerfing it to hell and I was a GOD.

Pretty cool that two of the bosses could be killed with grenade spam

# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 21:24

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Destiny Pubstomper posted:

This is how bad bungie is at UI and economies

https://m.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/4t0851/i_made_a_little_machine_to_trade_in_strange_coins/

I would buy one tbqh

OMG what's with spergs spending 75% of a video talking about a bunch of dumb poo poo, nothing happens until about the 3 minute mark

# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 00:26

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

LFG is a cess pool at this point only play with goons now

# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 21:34

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

That's true, inspect everyone up front and if there looks to be at least two weak links then jump ship. People on LFG aren't your friends yet and your time is more important than theirs most likely

# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 21:39

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

You've reached the top of the mountain. You can't play anymore, there's no one in your bracket. Git bad

# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 23:25

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

A Buff Gay Dude is Swag Bag 923 when he dies. What?! Has anyone seen this type of thing before?

In the same strike, Bushwookie was called Zombetrius when he died. My name was the same when I died.

http://i.imgur.com/LOP88we.gifv

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 03:12

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Hahaha way to seal your fate

http://i.imgur.com/rSZTsjA.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/xgSYpkO.gifv

moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Jul 17, 2016

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 03:17

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Post your drinks tonight guardians, mine took a lot of silver to get. Because I won it with tickets because I'm an idiot

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 03:54

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Probably only a few more games before I'm going against all URs again all the time

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 21:37

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

look I'm all about the modern pvp experience being poo poo but pissing in a bunch of strangers Cheerios or acting like bungie is 'protecting' them from you is loving mind numbingly dumb

of course they're 'protecting' them from you, you're much loving better than they are. what do you expect bungie to do? put 44 percent win rate players against orchestrated six stacks? the lag is garbage but what the gently caress it's not like playing against these kindergarten scrubs is somehow better?

Nice meltdown

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 05:37

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 05:43

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

It just adds another team and you don't have to use the same email

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 18:27

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Wait, so people can have more than one email address on the internet?!

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 20:22

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

I'll start by sleeping on the couch but in the middle of the night I'll crawl up between him and his wife and start peeing the bed

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 21:08

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

cvnvcnv posted:

That most people need the wheelchair of turning their relationships into Pokemon so the spaghetti doesn't avalanche from their pockets doesn't make me the weirdo here.

lol look at this old baby

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 21:18

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

I really feel like the suppressor radius has gotten smaller

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 23:10

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Use the raid channel in slack for setting up raids it'll work better

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 23:43

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

The suppression grenade works much like a pokeball, which only operates when open

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 23:47

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

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# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 00:57

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

DONT BUNCH UP DURING HEAVY
http://i.imgur.com/O9VU86z.gifv

DONT STAND IN THE DUMB CAVE
http://i.imgur.com/NwXsvB6.gifv

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 14:18

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Sounds like everyone should use truth and do long distance tea bags afterwards

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 15:24

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Has anyone tried running mida and plan C together? I bet they would wreck with that synergy

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 16:15

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:52

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Why the gently caress are the Dregs cutting off their legs and what do twizzlers have to do with all of this

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 19:15

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