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Apr 2, 2013

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notZaar posted:

Churro what? What in the hell are you taking about?

I like churros

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Apr 2, 2013

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There's forums out there full of people posting similar things, but for real

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Apr 2, 2013

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Cowman posted:

Milo also got permabanned from twitter thanks to this latest tirade of racism and sexism against Leslie Jones.

Oh no, not milo

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Apr 2, 2013

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Isn't twitter the stupid company that allowed(allows?) Al Qaeda and Isis to tweet?

I mean they banned a gay idiot but terrorists are cool or what's their point

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Apr 2, 2013

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Fat activists couldn't do it, the liberals didn't either, even the transexuals couldn't

It had to be a strong black woman who don't take poo poo from no man who kicked milo out of the net

Over Ghostbusters

Come on , that's pretty funny

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Apr 2, 2013

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Crowsbeak posted:

You mean consequences for ones actions. Like Milo encouraged Nazis to attack Leslie Jones and libel her. So now he pays the consequence of no longer being able to use the service he used to commit such action. Good thing we understand the concept of actions having consequences.

Yes, but Leslie Jones starred in Ghostbusters 2016 out of her own volition. Which is worse

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Apr 2, 2013

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Some idiot girl is going to believe these movies about women physically overpowering a man, and is going to get her poo poo wrecked 10 years from now

Like Rey from Star Wars at least has the force but there's no way Furiosa beats Max or any of the war boyz in hand to hand combat come on, she's even a cripple ffs

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Apr 2, 2013

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What? I thought being a Fuckboy was cool

Like drat, that dude fucks a lot, he's a gently caress boy

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Apr 2, 2013

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There's another King Kong remake coming out, starring black actor guy and Fred flint stone

You search for it, but I can tell you right now after watching the trailer: it's gonna suck

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Apr 2, 2013

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http://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2016/07/netflix-will-stream-14-episodes-of-mystery-science-theater-3000-revival/

Patton Oswalt about to ruin MST3K too

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Apr 2, 2013

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Tricky D posted:

Analyze a movie as much you want, just don't expect anyone else to decide that Will Smith and Martin Lawrence's buddy cop antics are no longer enjoyable when you tell them Bad Boy's II is really about how the drug war is a method for the US to subjugate the third world.

The thought police loves saying " You can enjoy problematic things as long as you're aware that they're problematic"

Thanks for your goddamn permission, you loving nazi cunts

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Apr 2, 2013

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Black is the new white

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Apr 2, 2013

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Release a new Fantasia with EDM soundtrack

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Does anybody else's IMDB rate Suicide squad as a 9.7 with 2,000 reviews?
What's going on there ? Thought it wasn't released yet

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Apr 2, 2013

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Apparently Melissa McCarthy was the 3rd highest paid actress of 2015
http://www.slashfilm.com/highest-paid-actresses-actors-of-2015/

This is great, to be honest

Fat acceptance is working, and so is feminism and anti ageism, all beaten by Melissa Mcarthy

Good for her

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Apr 2, 2013

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I mean, they remade the loving Lone Ranger, why not the rocketeer

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Apr 2, 2013

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Gammatron 64 posted:

Like, no poo poo, Black Dynamite is one of the funniest loving movies I have ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdfHQT4YiY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fykFpD6snX0

It's a parody where the writer\director just get it, and have a true fondness for the stuff they're spoofing. Black Dynamite has a feel of authenticity to it.

On the opposite side of the spectrum, you have poo poo like Kung Fury that isn't funny, contains no jokes and is like an 80s movie from the lens of someone who has never actually seen any 80s movies

gently caress you Kung Fury owns

It's a bit too long though, even at 30 minutes

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Y-Hat posted:

WB has no idea what to do with superhero movies outside of making them dark and (man i hate this word) brooding. for god's sake, they're giving Aquaman that treatment. this hasn't translated into a good movie since The Dark Knight

they should take a break to recalibrate their cinematic universe before they shoot themselves in the foot even more. they won't, obviously

I noticed this too

they know everyone thinks aquaman is goofy as gently caress, so they're swinging super hard in the other, hardcore direction

This ain't yo momma's Aquaman, boyyy

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bloodysabbath posted:

*snarky assertion that this is, like, SO not true, and even if it IS, it's totally okay and expected as long as it agrees with my politics. Mentions your hat choice and implies you are in fact not sexually active. On the way out, calls you something along the lines of "gator goober" for good measure.*

Lol

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Apr 2, 2013

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Professor Shark posted:

I watched the JLA trailer and it smelled like desperation and not-trying-too-hard

I think they already hosed it up because how is superman going to comeback from the dead

There's no way they don't do a super loving stupid plot line for that, it's just gonna suck

And otoh if Superman was alive, he should be the one to bring the Justice League together, not loving lone wolf Batman

Batman is like the last guy who would want to join the JL, and only because he really doesn't see any other way

In the comics and cartoons he's always complaining about the little superhero club and has plans to gently caress up every single superhero in the team

I'm a huge nerds

Edit: to be clearer, Batman is the one character in DC that SHOULD be gloomy and brooding and dark, but they're turning him into Tony Stark

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Apr 2, 2013

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Professor Shark posted:

I didn't even know he died

Whatever

Spoiler warning, sorry

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Gammatron 64 posted:

I can't believe so many people love Kung Fury. Some random people were shocked when I said it was garbage. It's soulless and mechanical. The best spoofs like Black Dynamite and Galaxy Quest are good because they're affectionate parodies. The people who made them are making fun of things they love. Kung Fury doesn't truly love or understand what it's trying to spoof.

Kung Fury is comedy on the level of a Robot Chicken or Family Guy sketch - it thinks you can use pop culture references instead of jokes. "Hey, remember Thundercats! Haha! Thundercats! Laugh, you drooling retards!"

I love Kung fury

I love robot chicken

I love family guy and have seen all his movies including a million ways to die in the west

Also Mel brooks movies

I will consume anything remotely similar to "comedy" I can find, including jack black mOvies like the one with a fat gwyneth Paltrow

I'm a GBS poster

Come at me

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Gammatron 64 posted:

What about recent Adam Sandler movies? How much do you like Pixels, or Jack and Jill? Do you like movies by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, i.e. Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans, Vampires Suck, etc.?

I've honestly not seen them, but I would if I had the time

I saw up to 50 first dates and That's my son and then I forgot he existed

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Apr 2, 2013

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natetimm posted:

I'm the person named Awkwafina. It's me.

I like your Vag

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Apr 2, 2013

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Gammatron 64 posted:

To anyone who liked Kung Fury, please tell me what the funny parts were and what scenes made you laugh, because if there were actual jokes in the movie then I guess I missed them

There's nothing to explain you autist

a kung fu cop flips cars and time travels to the past via surfing virtual reality and fights karate hitler

It's a silly parody mashup of 80's action taken to the extreme (as imagined by modern millenials) not a respectful homage because gently caress the 80's they sucked

"Boohoo they didn't get the tracking errors right" gently caress vcrs man nobody cares

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Apr 2, 2013

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Why not

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Groovelord Neato posted:

you don't understand what parody means.

What does it mean

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Apr 2, 2013

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Android Bicyclist posted:

Make the loving donuts, Kevin
An Open Letter To Warner Bros CEO Kevin Tsujihara About Layoffs, Zack Snyder, and Donuts


TL;DR guy points out how the guys at the top keep their jobs even when they gently caress up while the plebes at the studio get laid off.

Sounds like WW is gonna suck if that guy is telling the truth

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Apr 2, 2013

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The Grimace posted:



Zack Snyder is a bad.

Looks like a sega Genesis era videogame cover

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Apr 2, 2013

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Twitter has always had a hardon for celebrities

They believe celebrities made the service as famous as it is today, so they bend over backwards for anyone on tv or movies

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Apr 2, 2013

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MeatwadIsGod posted:

I could have sworn I saw a trailer for the Ben Hur remake like two years ago. Did the studio just shelve it so it can quietly die now?

Yup

They know it's bad

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The Grimace posted:

I want the upcoming Assassin's Creed movie to be good. The games used to be great and then they kind of decided they have absolutely no idea what to do with the modern-day plot. Now the games are on hiatus for a year to ensure the new one doesn't turn out poo poo. They've also got Michael Fassbender really involved in the production of the movie. If it fails, it will mean bad news for the Assassin's Creed brand as a whole. I'm curious how it's all gonna turn out.

They have no idea what to do with the modern day plot because they fired the guy who was writing it around Assassins Creed 3

So they just went "Ahhh gently caress this future poo poo lets just kill the guy" and welp

It's a shame because the Ezio chapters are the most popular in the series

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