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ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Looking forward to the remake of Enemy Mine with Melissa McCarthy and a frito pie

# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 11:57

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 02:12

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Internaut! posted:

twitter's been actively trying to get rid of milo and anyone remotely like him (not a DND style hyperprogressive crybully) for over a year now, reminder they took away his checkmark badge for telling someone they deserve to be harassed

twitter's reports must be even more hysterical than SA's in every sense of the word

Does twitter even make any loving money? Will it ever make money?

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 15:26

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Al Cowens posted:

I want to hang out with Leslie Jones and tell her everything's going to be alright and teach her how to defend against and be a really good internet troll and maybe I can explain Pokemon go or something so her jokes can be topical.

loving mansplainer

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 20:54

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I hope Kristen Wiig fires her agent

# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 01:24

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

afeelgoodpoop posted:

she was a road stand up comedian most of her adult life theirs no way she aint used to being horribly heckled up close and personal. i half think she was just playing this up for some publicity.

Of all the great black female comedians that could have hit it big, why Leslie Jones? Why not Luenell? She could play herself in every SNL skit and still loving slay me.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 15:23

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Pair of idiots get into internet slap fight, only winner here is my amusement

# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 19:33

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Milky Moor posted:

She was a superhero, WITHOUT BEING SEXUALIZED.

Who are these people, that don't think sex is behind every goddamn action in the world? Why does she think women watch boxing, for the technique? Get the gently caress out of here.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 15:28

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Internaut! posted:

ya but her acting makes The Rock look like Gielgud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Pxh0lY9c4

She makes bad actress Michelle Rodriguez look like Rita Moreno

# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 21:18

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Gammatron 64 posted:

It's funny how wealthy white women are perhaps the worst people on earth

I would legit rather hang out with a rabid racist southern man than a rich white woman

# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 22:12

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Y-Hat posted:

jump scares make me more pissed off than scared

Jump scares are such a cheap loving trick.

The best jump scares are the ones with none of that wack soundtrack crescendo that is common now; like Leatherface opening that door in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and nailing that dude on his head with a sledgehammer, out of nowhere.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 21:23

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

All musicals are garbage

# ¿ Jul 31, 2016 04:16

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Apparently Melissa McCarthy was the 3rd highest paid actress of 2015
http://www.slashfilm.com/highest-paid-actresses-actors-of-2015/

That's pretty funny, but not on purpose

# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 13:31

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Nolan's movies really should have been Bruce Wayne Begins, The Bruce Wayne, and Bruce Wayne Returns.

You don't really get to see Batman very often.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 14:44

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

loquacius posted:

what was the last good movie Sony Pictures has made, their Wikipedia page doesn't have a list and I'm curious

Sony Pictures Classics puts out some decent films, I don't know if any of them are profitable.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 16:36

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Code Jockey posted:

35 seconds, I'm proud of myself

If this is a parody of "My Neck, My Back" it really sucks

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 15:05

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

loquacius posted:

Again it is a direct response to an obscure lovely joke-rap song wherein Mickey Avalon and some other guy argue about which of their dicks is awesome and which of their dicks is horrible

but it doesn't work as well due to the jokes not being as good and there only being one of her

Oh, a parody of a parody, that works if you use mathematics -(- 1)

This is an asian rappers good at math, but actually really bad at rapping joke, har har har

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 15:20

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

mind the walrus posted:

DeVito produced some good poo poo in the 90s including Pulp Fiction and Gattaca. The man is a goddamn national treasure.

He also directed some pretty good movies, including Matilda, which is one of the few kids movies that I can stand as an adult.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 21:25

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

What's the term for a company that just keeps chugging along despite not making any money?

# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 18:20

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

How many decades until we can stop blaming this movie on men?

# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 13:54

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Command Ant posted:

Paul Feig's problem is that he's a man in his 50s who still hasn't gotten over how he was treated in high school, and it's hard to feel sympathy for someone like that.

Sucker Punch is what would happen if you let a teenager make his own movie and then you sabotaged it to hurt him.

Sucker Punch is like someone making a live-action version of Heavy Metal specifically because they hated it.

Sucker Punch is what would happen if someone tried to delete their porn browsing history but accidentally made a movie out of it instead.

Sucker Punch is Zack Snyder basing a movie around the time his parents walked in on him masturbating.

Jesus

You should tweet these to Feig and Snyder

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 15:37

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Y-Hat posted:

zach snyder needs to stop making movies and so should m. night shyamalan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84TouqfIsiI

Maybe the twist ending will be, There Is No Twist Ending

And then I'll be like, "Huh, Shyamalan finally surprised me, good job."

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 15:41

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 02:12

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

social vegan posted:

Remak e hollo man but have the hollow man respect everyone's pronouns

Get it done, Hollywood

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 13:21

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