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CaptainSarcastic posted:"I'm post-wall and Chad no longer wants me, so I've settled for a nice guy who I would have otherwise friendzoned." If I put on my "shithead" filter I'd guess it refers to the "wall" where a woman's looks--her only worthwhile asset--are no longer in the 18-30 rage that society deems the prime window for feminine beauty. Pick posted:Also the "I wish I had a guy like you" line is 99% used by girls to essentially ask a guy out, and how men have learned to interpret this as a negative is beyond me. Rationalization is the mask cowardice wears. Chomp8645 posted:Why women think they have to "fake" ask a guy out when they could just ask him out is beyond me. You know how asking a girl out is scary? Yeah that goes both ways.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 03:01 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 18:14 |
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Anyone who has "animal lover" as a primary personality trait and isn't working in some career that involves animals on a professional level is confirmed vacuous.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 04:23 |
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Carmant posted:Interesting theory.. but maybe they just love animals If you have to lead off with it as a personality trait, it's like advertising your music as "sound."
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 05:21 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 05:39 |
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I can't source but I recall some study that interviewed guys about it, and to most of them it's the digital equivalent of going to the bar and asking every woman "will you sleep with me?" until he gets a yes. It will take ages, but eventually they do get a hit, and if they're just looking for a low effort--high payout casual sex game then sending dick pics is sadly the lowest effort to highest possible reward. I imagine it helps if the dude has a good body and decent dick.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 05:46 |
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I like how the whole "women don't treat us as human" argument ignores that throughout all of recorded history being human has meant that you got treated really really badly almost regardless of your circumstances for the overwhelming majority of the world. Like ok let's assume that they're totally right and they're treated as subhuman garbage... how is this any different from how the vast majority of everyone has been treated? The gently caress makes you entitled to anything different?
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 15:44 |
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Gammatron 64 posted:Also I'm a guy and I could say that I've "friend zoned" plenty of women, because there are plenty of girls out there whose company I enjoy but I'm not interested in a romantic relationship at all That's what always gets me about these guys. I'm kind-of a garbage person with major issues and I've still fallen rear end-backwards into hook-ups and relationships with decent-looking women by virtue of not having my head up my rear end, even at my absolute worst which my post history will attest to being pretty loving bad. The amount of grief these guys could save with even a little effort is astonishing.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 18:53 |
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Carmant posted:Try being ugly and then we'll talk Space Poodle posted:Effort? Effort!! HDU! Which one seems more plausible.... that I'm so good-looking that in spite of being a human trash monster who has posted on this dumb gay site a scary amount over 12 or so years I've still managed to find women who are interested in me, my life, and my penis.... or that maybe the competition literally resents having to conform to hygiene standards below that of your average zoo animal....
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 19:07 |
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Carmant posted:So youre saying if I want a gf I just have to wipe my rear end more, I already wipe it a lot and take showers every day but if thats what I need to do I suppose I'll give it a shot No no you got it wrong you have to wipe your rear end in front of her so that she knows you're clean.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 19:20 |
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:You can get laid if you're short, don't let anyone convince you otherwise. Clear my schedule. I've got some ladies I need to go unfuck. radiatinglines posted:I'd like to see how you came to that conclusion, because the only meaning I've ever gleamed from radiohead lyrics is "thom yorke likes folk sayings" The shadow of "Creep" looms large indeed. Plus most of their music sounds like unintelligible whining until the 5th listen at which point it sounds like intelligible whining.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 19:31 |
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The Smiths are the best nice guy music to grow up loving because once you listen to them and are kind-of disgusted by how whiny they are you know that you've grown up.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 19:46 |
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:Become rich, problem solved. Nah like look at all the tech worker weirdos who got a ton of money but are still too broken to have relationships-- they end up obsessed with women sponging on them while loving Chad "Alimony" Thundercock every night they're stuck in the office.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 19:50 |
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A Strange Aeon posted:anyone remember Dashboard Confessional? Oh god you reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNxzdnZVIp0
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 20:39 |
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Whence nice guys and beets chance to meet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voVY3-Xe8KY
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 21:58 |
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Spatial posted:They basically apply videogame logic to reality and relationships. Unsuprisingly this doesn't end well "That
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 22:59 |
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Pick posted:I don't normally tell this story, but I think there are some lurkers trying to learn things in this thread (don't learn social interaction from the internet, you need to go outside and learn in person!), so here's an example of something a dude did which made me unhappy. No woman I ever dated has ever done anything similar, or seemed like she would, which I think says a lot about why it's easy to lesbian-date and hard to hetero-date. Cool story Pick.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 09:50 |
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Professor Shark posted:It's like they build up the nerve to message someone and sit there holding their breath, and as soon as they give up they start ranting about how much they hate women. It's like a giant fart in their mouth that they can't hold in any longer.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 23:11 |
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And the follow-up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foE1mO2yM04
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 17:30 |
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i like that posted:
But then they'd have to meet a stronger woman's standards.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 20:01 |
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Lol if your vagina isn't deep enough to turn you into a human Klein bottle
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 20:42 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:i always feel bad when a woman has to turn me down when i text for the second date or whatever cuz after they say no i say it's cool they go aww you're one of the good ones which lets me know how often guys are fragile shitheads when reacting like a normal human to rejection makes you one of the "good ones" This, except I've got a hardcore case of resting bitch face so a lot of girls think I'm super upset about them not wanting to follow-up, and nothing says "I have a problem" more than having to go out of your way to say "I don't have a problem" so I just keep my mouth shut. I mean I guess I could install hooks in my face and forehead to keep it all all the time. How do ladies feel about hook-faced monstrosities? It evens out in the long run when I don't do poo poo like say, harass them or act passive-aggressive or generally behave like a kindergartner who didn't get his favorite snack after recess, but I don't get your cool Groovelord benefits.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 01:38 |
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CarForumPoster posted:Similar situation, a girl I was friends with for a couple years got super weird and hostile about me dating her roommate. When I first met angry friend I would've been down but she didn't seem interested so never asked her out and we became good friends. Never did quite figure out what the issue was there but me and her roommate ended on good terms after a few months when I moved away for a job. She liked you from the outset and was poo poo at showing it, and/or she got possessive of you as a friend and was pissed to see you have a romantic/sexual life outside of her control.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 02:40 |
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Aside from like, Dante what famous accounts of ye olde nice guys are there?
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 03:40 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I think Petrarch would probably qualify. gently caress yes he qualifies quote:There is little definite information in Petrarch's work concerning Laura, except that she is lovely to look at, fair-haired, with a modest, dignified bearing. Laura and Petrarch had little or no personal contact. According to his "Secretum", she refused him because she was already married. He channeled his feelings into love poems that were exclamatory rather than persuasive, and wrote prose that showed his contempt for men who pursue women.... Or maybe not then the article talks about how maybe she was all made up or something E--- Pick posted:chroniclesss of youuungg weerrrtheeerrrr Oh wow, yeah. What is it with dudes and thinking that killing themselves will make a girl realize they truly loved him? If a girl killed herself because she couldn't be with me my grief wouldn't be because I realized I loved her romantically, it'd be a mix of guilt, and anger that someone used the idea of me as a focal point for their emotional illnesses. mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Aug 8, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 03:53 |
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Troposphere posted:symbolist art is pretty nice guy in general it's all about how women are evil red haired whores who have sex with Satan and not you(unless they do have sex with you but then you get an std and die) Wait holy crap this reminds me so much of T'Sais from the Dying Earth it's pretty funny. Story here if you care: http://www.e-reading.club/chapter.php/73022/3/Vance_-_The_Dying_Earth.html The tl;dr is that there's a guy named Ettar who was seduced by a pretty redhead as a young man, only to find her loving a "demon." She then used magic to force him to watch her gently caress all sorts of "demons," then cursed him by giving him the face of the "demon" he found most repulsive. Bear in-mind on multiple occasions in the book he describes a common type of demon as a "Deodand" who is literally a large handsome black man with slits for eyes and powerful claws. The third act is him finding her at a bacchanal ceremony where she fucks more "demons" and he captures her alongside his new waifu T'Sais who is this gorgeous pure innocent pure woman knight from a pure and innocent world whose only flaw is that she perceives everything as repulsive, only to find out that the Earth is even more repulsive than the innocent and pure innocent pure world she came from. They find out that the redhead can't give him his old face back so in the span of like 2 paragraphs they travel straight to some temple where an old god passes out judgment. He takes one look at the three of them and fixes Ettar's face, fixes TS'ais' broken brain, and curses the redhead to have a hideous demon face. Thus Ettar and T'Sais go off into the pure and innocent sunset. The real kicker? It's actually not that bad a pulp story. It's imaginative and fairly well-written for that sort of thing. It just has a textbook nice guy subtext, complete with vague and uncomfortable race anxiety.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 04:53 |
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It's not really "ha ha" funny, it's more like an "oh poo poo a guy who is like the worst possible version of us from middle school actually grew up to be an even worse version of that... and then he actually went and killed people holy poo poo if I don't chuckle about this it becomes terrifying and sad in truly horrific ways."
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 05:36 |
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PallasAthene posted:It was awkward at school for a few weeks since we had a bunch of classes together, but then we got a new girl who was Japanese, and he stopped trying to talk to me. Vintage weeaboo. KomodoWagon posted:Yup, you prevented a rape and possible long-term kidnapping/abduction or straight up murder. Pat yourself on the back goonette Yeah jesus loving christ good on you CubanMissle. E= \/ \/ \/ "Bateman radiation" that's good. I'm using it. It's mine now. mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Aug 8, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 13:34 |
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Every zone is a friend zone... if you're friendly enough.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 22:52 |
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Kanye has a zone all his own, but he's adamant you don't let him into it.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 23:15 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Nice guys like Jorah Mormont "the Bear" of Game of Thrones fame, he got his rear end straight-up friendxiled by his beloved Khaleesi. A nice touch from the books is that Jorah is shown entirely from Dany's perspective, where he creeps from the sidelines and gets all butthurt-by-proxy when she starts loving Daario. It really gets you to relate to Dany's mindset of "Thank you Jorah. No I don't want to gently caress you Jorah I never did stop hanging around like a puppy. Oh god please stop being such a creeper Jorah." Then after she exiles him we don't see him until Tyrion's chapters take him to Essos, at which point we see Jorah hanging with a prostitute who looks like Dany.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 00:43 |
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It's all outlined in this documentary expose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHhaIRevB-Y
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 01:42 |
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Literal video evidence that being a good person still doesn't entitle you to sex.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 16:37 |
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Don't die Rat-jack we're in the friend zone
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 19:29 |
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Rejection is like having to stretch out contracted limbs on a patient stuck in a hospital bed for a year. No one involved wants to do it and there's no way to do it that won't hurt like a motherfucker, but it's got to be done if that patient wants any hope of a decent life. Well, sadists/masochists throw that for a loop but as we've seen one thing that tends to mark all Nice Guys is an extremely low pain threshold.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 20:25 |
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Totally TWISTED posted:But what is a "table tent"? I thought it was a weird euphemism for boner for a second and was all "wait no that's not right"
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 20:50 |
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Moridin920 posted:okay to be fair I spent 3+ years in the food service industry and I didn't know what a table tent was either I always hear about how kitchen folk are hosed up all the time but you must have taken it to another level Groovelord Neato posted:here's a great eliot quote (about world of warcraft): As someone who grew up in the same culture, in relatively the same income bracket, during the same years as this fuckwit can someone please point me to the explicit examples where male virginity was unironically shamed en masse? Did he think American Pie was a documentary?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 23:38 |
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The Gay Bean posted:A couple of years ago I was flirting with a girl in a bar, but then she got super drunk so I backed off. Her friends tried to get her to leave and she wouldn't, so they split on her; at this point she was barely coherent, in a crowded dive bar where she knew nobody. She was going up to random dudes and dancing really dirty, and guys were taking advantage of the situation and feeling her up covertly. I saw that happen no fewer than 3 times. To be fair the smart move is to get some of the lady staff involved. "Hey this girl is pissed out of her gourd, I saw her friends leave and she needs help getting home. I don't know her. Can you help?" You'd have to meet some straight psycho ladies who would not want to help you out. Hell you could ask a group of women at the bar if they don't seem like bitches. mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Aug 10, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 00:37 |
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Cnut the Great posted:Being a 22-year-old male virgin is definitely something that will get you shamed by people, dude. Obviously it's not as bad as Elliott Rodgers made it out to be, because he was an insane homicidal maniac with a broken brain, but being a male virgin into your twenties is definitely something that will get you mocked by your peers, because it's weird. I don't know, I wasn't a virgin into my twenties so I can't really say how people reacted to me, but I've never known anyone who gave half a gently caress about another person's sex life and if I had a group of friends that did I'd be creeped out. Anyone I've met in their twenties who did talk about being a virgin--even in confidence--was weird not because they were a virgin but because they gave even the slightest gently caress about being a virgin. Your logic is really recursive too-- "it's weird to be a virgin into your twenties because it's weird." generative grammer posted:22-year old people who are interested in the sex lives of their friends, American masculinity is super homo I must have never noticed how gay American masculinity is due to the avalanche of dicks flopping out at every party in a loosely synchronized vibration with a hum that goes "look at how much pussy juice is on here."
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 11:41 |
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He took "virginity is for the birds" a bit too literally
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 14:22 |
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KomodoWagon posted:You might be able to do an ostrich without causing it any permanent harm. I don't know if they have those in Asia. Cassowaries, maybe? But they'd just tear you to pieces. Where do Emus fit in on your "bird fuckability" scale?
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 14:45 |