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Rape and assault is ok as long as you utter pleasantries apparantly.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 00:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:42 |
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lorn Wayne posted:*launches into 3 hour diatribe about the friend zone* I can cut that to 15 seconds. If you gotta talk about the "friend zone" it means you were never in the "humpy zone" in the first place. And you probably aren't really in the "friend zone" because you inherently admitted you aren't looking for friends. Simple.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 00:47 |
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Not having sex with someone is a form of rape.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 01:17 |
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Moon Atari posted:I think men have a bigger problem with it because men are more likely to experience complete rejection. As a woman you might be rejected by a man you want, or even have to lower your standards, but with the knowledge that there will always be men out there who want you as you are, even if they are men you don't want. Whereas men can be rejected entirely, such that there is nobody who wants them. Plus it is far less likely for them to have women approach them, so they can experience extended, unbroken periods of feeling unwanted by the opposite sex in a way women are unlikely to. No.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 01:48 |
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Doctor Schnabel posted:hey this guy said humpy zone Ugh, did I just get humpy zoned?
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 16:12 |
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CubanMissile posted:I used to think girls were all super chill about sex and not creepy at all. If you want to hold on to that belief then never, ever turn them down after you're alone with them and they're actively trying to sleep with you. I've only done it twice, once because I know she hosed a lot of guys and I realized I didn't have any condoms, and once because I was so drunk I was getting cold sweats and was going vomit any second. Both times resulted in complete "HOW DARE YOU, YOU MUST BE GAY!" style screaming meltdowns. It was weird to discover there are girls who think they are 100% owed sex once they decide to let you in their pants. Delusional, manipulative people imply a lot of things they believe other people to be thinking, and often try to silence or speak for those people under the guise of being friendly or helpful.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 23:02 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:does the "end zone" in football have anything to do with the"friend zone" b/c i've watched over 9 football games and i've never seen anyone have sex Well the whole season is really just about building up sexual tension. After the championship the team captains get to have priveleged sodomy like in ancient greece, like the ancient Greeks. But otherwise it's strictly forbidden although aluded to with celebratory cock dances in the end zone.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 16:13 |
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Necc0 posted:lol i just remembered this loving lol which goon is that?
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 17:28 |
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subhuman filth posted:lol, i saw this happening once and in a fit of idiocy decided that it would be a good thing to remove her from the situation like le good chivalric sir and take her back to her house. walking to the car she hiked up her skirt and pissed all over my shoes and vomited on my pants while trying to paw at my cock. Whoa, do you like, still have this chicks number?
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 17:43 |
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Tears In A Vial posted:On weekend nights, I took a few shots from my vodka bottle and set out on walks around the town, desperately hoping that I would stumble across some opportunity to make friends. I often ended up sitting alone at some café, hoping girls would talk to me before I sobered up. No girl ever did. I then went back home to lie in my bed alone. OK.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 04:59 |
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Li Dawny posted:There is a huge difference between medically necessary corrective surgery and cosmetic surgery. Reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy due to cancer isn't the same thing as 'I want bigger tits'. But poo poo they could throw in some tits on special though at least. Like make 2fer coupons or something.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 21:28 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:actual ancient roman chicken recipe With lasers.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 03:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:42 |
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FrankieGoes posted:It's not about length or girth you idiot, it's about having a shape that is pleasing to the eye. Omg that's such bullshit. Girls will gently caress a penis that looks like some sausage stuffed sideways into an isotoner glove if it's big. It's hard for them to find real love.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 23:30 |