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Gross Dude: Gross Dude

I went on a date with a tag on my shirt. I had bought it the same day.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 06:11

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# ? May 5, 2024 04:10

FluffieDuckie

that's perfectly acceptable if it was the price tag and it was a really pricey shirt. chicks dig that

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jul 26, 2016 06:13

Piso Mojado

that's a top notch move gross dude. no wonder your the byob dating expert.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 06:19

Piso Mojado

On dates I always bring my shoes in a shoebox.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 06:25

Piso Mojado

it's a solid move because you get to show her your a solid size 9.5 ( :heysexy:

) and you also have a box around, which can be quite handy.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 06:30

FluffieDuckie

Piso Mojado posted:

it's a solid move because you get to show her your a solid size 9.5 () and you also have a box around, which can be quite handy.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jul 26, 2016 07:10

Darkman Fanpage

you're like one of those cool urban kids that wear baseball caps with the stickers still on it. i believe in youth culture this makes you "on fleek".

# ? Jul 26, 2016 13:19

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

freshman basketball practice I was on the skins team and I got drooped by my friend leaving me essentially naked

The freshman cheerleading team was using the other half of the gym and facing us

# ? Jul 26, 2016 13:30

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

senior year we planned a walkout to protest our senior trip being cancelled but the administration threatened to suspend anyone who took part in it. Halfway through the assembly I stood up and shouted that we weren't going to take it anymore and we were all walking out. No one else stood up.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 13:33

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

in college I was stoned in class and got called up to the board but when I walked up I stumbled and tried to catch myself on the teachers desk but instead just pushed it forward until it hit the wall and I landed on my face. The teacher still made me get up, fix her desk and write on the board.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 13:37

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

I have a plethora of embarrassing moments

:smith:

# ? Jul 26, 2016 13:38

alnilam

one time i was on my way to a big exam, but i had somehow forgotten that i was even enrolled in the class so i hadn't even been to one lecture! but that's only the beginning, then i realize that i forgot to get dressed, i'm full blown naked right there in the middle of the school hallway!! somehow nobody seems to be noticing yet, but i'm like freaking out trying to cover myself and trying to remember if i have some extra clothes in my locker, or if i could go pilfer some from the lost and found or something. and then by the time i find some clothes, i've already missed the exam! talk about a bad day

# ? Jul 26, 2016 14:03

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

I had the sticker still on my pants when I presented my term project once. I don't think anyone noticed since I had lots of nice charts and graphs they could look at instead

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

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# ? Jul 26, 2016 14:24

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

one day in may , in a hospital on naval air station jacksonville, i was born

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jul 26, 2016 15:59

joke_explainer

mister magpie posted:

one day in may , in a hospital on naval air station jacksonville, i was born

Ugh, embarrassing. Do you still see any of those people that saw you naked and screaming like that? Did you ever live it down?

# ? Jul 26, 2016 16:13

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

on top of the embarassing part of existing? no, i wish i could have done things differently

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jul 26, 2016 16:27

eonwe

when i was a kid i played donkey kong and got a game over and cranky kong told me id never be good at the game or something and then i cried

# ? Jul 26, 2016 17:02

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

In college I got high and hit my head.I was really afraid that I had a concussion, so I went to the hospital, but instead of going to the triage, I just went up to a security guard and told her how high I was and she laughed at me

# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:42

Android Blues

i once told a close lover i was vulnerable to death and she sneered at me and turned into a bat

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:15

Android Blues

i can still taste the residue of my brood mates talons where he scratched up the human poetry id recorded in the stone of our cave . he saw it and has said nothing but i know that he has seen the verses of the human Yeats

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:17

Android Blues

i have engraved the words I Am on a rock of the raw stone used only for the holyest of rituals and twitted them on accident to the public Snapchat account. my shame will be burned on eternal apparatus. so cringe

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:22

alnilam

Android Blues posted:

i can still taste the residue of my brood mates talons where he scratched up the human poetry id recorded in the stone of our cave . he saw it and has said nothing but i know that he has seen the verses of the human Yeats

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:26

joke_explainer

I read a lot as a kid, but didn't exactly talk a lot. This, combined with general ignorance toward most languages, led to some very awkward pronunciation mistakes.

I was at a halloween party and I can't remember what happened even, but I said, 'Wow, that's was a real fox pass.' Meaning faux pas, or 'foe paw' as it's pronounced. It was a pretty funny faux pas and the people I was talking with found that endlessly amusing.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 08:41

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Luvcow posted:

senior year we planned a walkout to protest our senior trip being cancelled but the administration threatened to suspend anyone who took part in it. Halfway through the assembly I stood up and shouted that we weren't going to take it anymore and we were all walking out. No one else stood up.

Oh gosh.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 11:43

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Luvcow posted:

in college I was stoned in class and got called up to the board but when I walked up I stumbled and tried to catch myself on the teachers desk but instead just pushed it forward until it hit the wall and I landed on my face. The teacher still made me get up, fix her desk and write on the board.

oh man... poor baby.

Luvcow posted:

freshman basketball practice I was on the skins team and I got drooped by my friend leaving me essentially naked

The freshman cheerleading team was using the other half of the gym and facing us

oh my god

# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:24

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

on my only college spring break road trip, me n some pals decided to get real drunk. we made jello shots and stocked up on tequila, vodka, and spiced rum. then someone poured tequila into my gatorade which i was trying to use in a vain effort to not get hosed up real fast. so i ended up sobbing and barfed up my retainer into the toilet. i cried about my teeth being missing and having the spins until i passed out. (i was halfway through getting dental implants (i am a mutant and didn't have the adult teeth to replace two baby teeth), so i looked like a real trainwreck missing two teeth for the 6 weeks it took to get an appointment with a dentite guy near my college campus and have a replacement retainer made.)

i learned a good lesson about controlling access to my drinks and also never hung out with the person who spiked my gatorade again.

welp, that's my story.

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# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:40

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

maybe they were in love with you

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:00

alnilam

were

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:11

City of Glompton

once I called the teacher 'Mom' in front of the whole class :blush:

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:14

Blue's Clues

Several years ago I had a one-night-stand with an out-of-town bride's maid of a close friend who was getting married. We were inebriated, and after coitus I drunkenly told her I wished she was my sister. I meant because we would always be around each other, but it came out looking (rightfully) incestuous. That was awkward.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:57

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

alnilam posted:

were

Mods?

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:14

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

I broke up with ex while she was in hospital after throat surgery the day before her birthday which is the day before Norwegian "constituion day"/"4th july"... I still feel like an rear end and I am ashamed. She has forgiven me however.

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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Blue's Clues posted:

Several years ago I had a one-night-stand with an out-of-town bride's maid of a close friend who was getting married. We were inebriated, and after coitus I drunkenly told her I wished she was my sister. I meant because we would always be around each other, but it came out looking (rightfully) incestuous. That was awkward.

*sucks air in through teeth*

# ? Jul 28, 2016 03:37

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

mister magpie posted:

Mods?

Uxzuigal posted:

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

*sucks air in through teeth*

# ? Jul 28, 2016 03:52

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

one time, when i was a child, i forgot to cross my i's and dot my t's

:negative:

# ? Jul 28, 2016 04:55

The Grimace: Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

when i was a 4 year old kid I used to narrate my life and my actions like i was presenting to an audience, not unlike the idea of the Truman Show

# ? Jul 28, 2016 06:16

Lastgirl: Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

i gave a valentine card to a boy back in 4th grade who didnt have a valentine card for me :shrug:

# ? Jul 28, 2016 06:18

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

lmbo calrissian posted:

maybe they were in love with you

a terrifying notion indeed

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# ? Jul 28, 2016 06:41

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

When I was three or four I thought I was holding my mom's hand in the checkout line at the grocery store, buy then my mom said something and I realized that she was behind me and I had grabbed a stranger's hand instead. I'm not sure why, but at the time I was utterly humiliated.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 12:51

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Luvcow: One day nearer spring

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

When I was three or four I thought I was holding my mom's hand in the checkout line at the grocery store, buy then my mom said something and I realized that she was behind me and I had grabbed a stranger's hand instead. I'm not sure why, but at the time I was utterly humiliated.

"HEY EVERYONE, LOOK HOW DUMB THIS STUPID IDIOT IS! RIGHT HERE, AISLE 9, THIS LITTLE KID JUST HEKD MY HAND HAHAHA! AND HE SMELLS BAD AND LIKES THE SMELL OF HIS OWN FARTS! AHAHAHA WHAT A STUPID loving KID, QUICK EVERYONE COME HERE AND POIINT AT HIM AND LAUGH!"

# ? Jul 28, 2016 13:07

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