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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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http://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=204297

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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Does anyone have a link to the p-p-p-p-powerbook pictures? Or better they the Mr Water ones. Somehow I missed the conclusion to both of those :saddowns:

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I was probed by Aatrek.

ftfy

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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This thread got weird really fast, though I guess itis a saga in the SA forums so I nominate date are as a saga I guess.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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What does TLO stand for again?

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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What admin / admin's mod got doxxed by kiwifarms? I dont want to look for the actual doxxing information but I am curious as to who it was.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Who was the one that had mom get a package of child porn in the mail?

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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:siren: LITERALLY A BIRD: THE DOXXING :siren:

Outcome: LITERALLY A BIRD is not actually a bird.

He/She/Xe is actually a person!!!

They live somewhere, and have an age.

U just got owned by ~the hast man~

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

This is one of those cases where I want both sides to lose. Most of the people on that list are horrible posters in general and Koala's March is a crazy obsessed person in charge of a forum specifically created as a containment zone for posters too toxic to just ban outright.

You have the greatest username ever.

Bud K ninja sword posted:

i thought this was the sagas thread not lovely subforum discussion.

Smythe posted:

i came here for the epic sagas of the sa forums and all i got was this lousy mod sass

:agreed:

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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This must absolutely be seen. Holy poo poo it's beautiful.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Hey does anyone know where I can find the Culligan / MrWater stories thread but with the pictures? I remember that from forever ago, and would love to find the pictures again if they exist anywhere.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3418413

Is the mod challenge thread I think but I don't have archives

The pictures are spicy but Jesus Christ the opinions in the thread :stare:

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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bradzilla posted:

Someone thought it was a good idea to make noted thin-skinned whiny rear end in a top hat, Black Baby Goku an IK of Imp Zone.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811724&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=13

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3819511

An admin called him out on his abuse of IK powers and use of the cuck meme when requesting probes. BBG predictably melts down and does a perma-banme, in the post claiming that it's because the forums are "just too slow and boring now." This guy got banned because someone asked him to stop saying "cuck" and couldn't handle even the smallest of mod powers and took the sword over it :laffo:

Ok the first thread is nonsense and so is the second. idgi but I don't think I'm drunk enough to understand this. BBG just requested a perma or what?

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Yes and I have the whole thing in a pastebin, I can post it if I find it or when I get home. It's one of the wildest things I've ever read online.

edit: found a different pastebin of it:
https://ja.pastebin.ca/1679023

:allbuttons:

Jesus loving Christ

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Aesop Poprock posted:

For sooth, I say. Dost my grammatical leisure displeaseth thou? Might thee accept a taste of my scrot as reimbursement

Fun pedantic fact here: bourse (which comes to the latin bursa, from which we get (re)imbursement) means bag/purse in french, and also scrotum. Thou hast madeth a pun without realization!

I need a loving hobby.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Maybe I'm braindead, but does anyone else remember the thread that was like "we built a submarine"?

IIRC it was some Swedish or Finnish guys that built a fully functional submarine in a lake (and posted a bunch of pictures).

I also think they built something else that was awesome and posted a thread about it (I think it was a houseboat or something?)

Anyway I'm 99% sure I'm not delusional. I think it was back in like 2010 or something around there.

Does anyone remember this poo poo?

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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CAROL posted:

those were the copenhagen suborbital dudes right

That sounds about right. I knew they were in some way Nordic or northern european. I wish I could find the thread(s)

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Ok hold up I found the rocket one.

SA thread: (no pictures) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3271649

Internet Wayback Machine (has pictures but slow af) https://web.archive.org/web/2010082...0&pagenumber=16

Here's the launch of the rocket (skip to ~5:30): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HueHF9pECI

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Yay! Found the submarine one too:

SA Link (no pictures): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3005279&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Can't find it on wayback machine since it requires archives and wayback won't let you login to SA through it obviously.

Anyway I guess the submarine building pictures are gone forever.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Goddamn you posted that like 3 seconds before me, when I hit post your post was already after :stare:"

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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sneakyfrog posted:

had to check my list of "cool rear end threads" :frog::respek::haw:

Please post this list late-night-PYFbro

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Hollismason posted:

That did 100% did not happen

It absolutely loving did happen. I can't find the post right now but it was a two page long goldmined thread where he posted a link to some picture website (not snapchat, something earlier) that had hundreds of pictures of him in the same pose, and also removing his teeth with a pair of needlenosed pliers, and hundreds of pictures of his bleeding mouth. He got banned by the end of the thread for being a weirdo. I think this was around 2010 or so.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Does anyone have a link to the thread that went something like a morbidly obese man took a bath with and/or bathed his kittens in it, then stepped on a kitten once getting out of the bath, crushing it to death.

There was a FYAD spinoff thread where the made fun of him about it and then his final post or something was like "Good by Mr. Buttons and PS FYAD are monsters" (might have been his custom title).

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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I started here when I was 14 and it definitely affected the way I think. That said it was the best $10 I have ever spent, the amount of information and entertainment I've gotten out of these forums is worth every penny. Plus I've met some people IRL from this forum that live in LA; I even bought magic mushrooms from one of them :cool:

Nuns with Guns posted:

It was this thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3722973

the dude wasn't horrifically obese but it's fun to exaggerate because it's hard to believe someone could miss a small kitten crawling around at their feet



Ok, moderately obese. And looks like the guy that you would call the cops on if he was around children at a park. Gonna see if I can find the FYAD thread because that poo poo was fantastic.I think it was called "Sorry my foot stepped down". Thanks for finding this one!

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Found it! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3724797

It's one of the best FYAD threads imvho after the one about the summer death camp with the zipline that hurls children into the ground at 60mph

edit: the avatar i mentioned:

And also the best quote from the thread imvho;

quote:

A cat fell off a three story building near me yesterday and was fine but that guy found their achilles heel: putting 390lbs of pressure directly to its baby neck while cartoonishly waving his arms, losing his balance but never quite falling down, and saying "whoa.. Whoaaaaa whoa whoa!"

du -hast has a new favorite as of 14:30 on Jul 11, 2017

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Unban Hogge Wild imvho

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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plain blue jacket posted:

Unban Hogge Wild

:agreed:

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Lmbo no they're not

username / post combo

Also good poo poo fnox - I remember the original thread in GBS in 2015, I'm glad you made it out OK. Viva la bolivarian revolucion or whatever the gently caress, I'm glad you're ok :)

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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OH MY GOD GO TO THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY

CSPAM IRON CHEF

It's THE best thread on the forums right now imvho

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Hogge Wild posted:

the slanted eyes are best clue, but the yellow skin and buckteeth help also

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

:ohdear:

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Grandmother of Five posted:

Requesting a link to a thread which was about goons posting their living-spaces. Iirc it was a contest, possibly by Lowtax, where the goon with the messiest or most goon-like living-space got some reward or other. It had some absolutely bizarre and horrible stuff posted, and a handful of people who must have been hoarders.

No drama or anything, iirc, just a whole lot of weird and bizzarre goon living-spaces.

The most famous of them all was bung_monkey who lives in teh dirt-tarp-asbestos basement.

Here is the full set of images: http://www.omgwallhack.org/home/jrayhawk/img/hovel/

And the accompanying amusing FYAD thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2537734&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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the best post from the FYAD thread btw

quote:

bungmonkey whenever you masturbate does a dead cat fall out of the ceiling

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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I've recommended them before buy CSPAM (which is better than D&D imvho) has two CSPAM IRON CHEF THREADS!!!!


The First Thread

The Second One


Secret ingredient for first = ranch, rach mix, and ranch doritos
second one = spam



These are truly the best threads right now imvho

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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mandatory lesbian posted:

if you really wanna gently caress up your perception of eating norms, start working third shift
I've been on grave for 3 years now and that's for gently caress sure. My personal favorite is a pastrami sandwich at 6AM or a hamburger at 10AM for dinner.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Goons built a school in Haiti.

Is this for real? I didn't know that. Does anyone have a link or any info on this?

EARTHQUAKE REFUGEES - PILED HIGH

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3833800&pagenumber=216&perpage=40#post477338001

I thought the comparison in probation lengths was amusing on this one.

Also that whole thread is a shitshow / honeypot, I think it counts as a saga

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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Does anyone have a link to the p-p-p-powerbook thread w/ pictures? It's the one SA Saga that I didn't get to see first hand - pics were dead by the time I found it :(

Also if anyone has the Mr Water thread w\ pictures I will proclaim you greatest poster on the forums.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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currently there's a pretty good one in project.log where a drunk goon buys a gameshow set and uses his mighty autistic powers to gently caress with the scoreboard

not really a dramatic saga but a really good thread none the less

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

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It seems like this comes up every month or so, but today I re-read a thread in which every day, abe gets owned really hard . Linked is only the g0m/no they will not posts. It's fantastic and worth re-reading every time, especially if you remember when punk-rear end abe was a moderator in GBS.

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Mar 12, 2003

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Turtlicious posted:

Sorry Cujo all we have is rocksalt

lol gently caress

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