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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Turtlicious posted:

The internet makes you stupid.

Lowtax had the sight back then. Too bad too much internet exposure resulted in it being a prophecy

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Anil Dasharez0ne posted:

How long has it been since the quote text was "[user] came out of the closet to say:"?

That was automatically added at the quote, and you could change it. SALR used to have a pool of other phrases that it would substitute for that at random.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Heath posted:

What in the gently caress are pussy bones.

The skeleton of a pussy, duh

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Solice Kirsk posted:

So not the guy that kept his cum jars on a radiator and got mad when it changed the color? Also, didn't the goon you're talking about have a crush on his step mom and then told her (following the thread's advice)? I thought I heard it was all made up, but have no idea where or by who.

We all had a crush on Microwave's mom though

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

purple death ray posted:

She briefly left and came back pretty quickly

Too bad attention whores never leave willingly

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

putrid aidsman posted:

wow this thread

I don't hang out in TCC, but is it basically all "research chemicals" all the time?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

willie_dee posted:

Would you bestow the same criticism on the sky diving thread or the horse riding thread?

Both are risky activities. Every hobby involves risk.

You don't want to know my criticism of horse havers

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Rough Lobster posted:

My body is like iron. My dick is like wet tissue paper.

~~*Harm Reduction*~~

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

EmmyOk posted:

Hello my name is Alse and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we post more Frozen hentai.



lol

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

chitoryu12 posted:

Get Spam Lite instead. It still tastes like Spam but isn't nearly as salty and has something like 400 less calories per can.

I like to eat it with spicy harissa.

But I like the Jalapeno SPAM

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
TB has always been super reactionary, to the point I'm 90% positive she's a Slashie re-reg

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I've learned that being able to search the forums is a curse that I paid good money for.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
For the record, this is the post that started it:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792439&pagenumber=310&perpage=40#post477311617

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

sneakyfrog posted:

i dunno friends, all i remember from that poster is a weird rear end selfie. and a few creepo statements in tha anon confessions thread

I dunno, the fact of the matter is he doesn't only defend someone who takes video of women changing without their consent, but also did it to a middle schooler, as well as giving a very :stonk: description of said middle schooler. If that's not creepy I don't know what is.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Sometimes you dig too deep and suddenly you're faced with a Balrog

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
It seems like a lot of goons die on the pedo hill

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I misread that as Legolas, so it was a lot more amusing to imagine an elf talking like tha

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Panfilo posted:

The 'DNA transformation' sequence terrified me as a kid because I had no idea it was supposed to be DNA stands getting altered. There was already a scene with a scary owl and Satan cat and at that point anything is possible so I figured it was some Spiral Tunnel of Bones fever dream Nicodemus was having.

Man, I was probably always a weird kid because I always thought the scary owl was awesome

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

A Spider Covets posted:

Why do goons save their jizz so often

just thinking back on past sagas, NOT obsessing on semen splashed across these boards throughout the ages

Are you saying that you don't collect your jizz?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Howard Beale posted:

I'm pretty certain that if yours is a lifestyle which includes jizzing in socks, doing laundry is not a regular activity.

Now that I'm an adult and live in my own apartment I just jizz anywhere

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Mammal Sauce posted:

Just like furries in the early days, a mass banning of anime and star trek fans would take care of this issue.

So, everyone gets banned?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
"fanart" should be shortened to "fart" by the word filter

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

oldpainless posted:

I like giant titties :blush:

:emptyquote:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
gently caress you guys, I haven't smoked in 3 months and now I want a cigarette.

I Said No posted:

How the gently caress can not showering for several days feel good? Any time I haven't been able to get one for a while I start feeling really loving uncomfortable and gross.
Do they somehow not know how refreshing being clean feels? :psyduck:

I can skip about 1.5 days, and by then a shower feels really loving good.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Mammal Sauce posted:

Spinster is Pick at 51.

I guess I don't GBS enough because Spinster seems to at least take all her meds consistently

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

mandatory lesbian posted:

I mean if a 50 year old wants to gently caress (or sext whatever) more power to them tbh

Old people in fact do like to gently caress, there's a reason that retirement communities are hotbeds for STD transmission right now.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Solice Kirsk posted:

Eh, I got nothing for that then. Seems like a pretty harsh reaction. When did probations come around? 2006 or so?

Looks like some time in 2004

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I'm really amused at the thought of dildos being like fantasy swords where certain rubber penises are imbued with such magical powers that become a yellow text Diablo 2 drop.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
SoB at least gave us :goku:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Anne Whateley posted:

It was never currently for sale, he was always planning it with the thought of what would make it more salable down the road

I somehow suspect that was more of a backpeddle than anything else. "Guys! I totally didn't do it to get laid, I did it for :females: to convince their husbands to but the house for them! FOr real!"

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

oldpainless posted:

Playing a shitload of porno Japanese games ironically

Those crystals ain't going to charge themselves

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

OldTennisCourt posted:

The fake hotel stories saga was interesting. Guy gets semi-popular on SA during the era of GBS story-time threads by posting his ~wacky misadventures~ as the front desk of a hotel. As usual in the average story thread he's the coolest dude in the room, women wanna gently caress him and every night someone either poo poo themselves everywhere or a pimp beat up someone in the hotel and only HE could stop it.

He eventually started his own personal story thread and by page 5 or so he was getting demolished by FYAD and GBS regulars. IIRC he was pretty much the last GBS Superstar of that type since his thread got hijacked so hard.

He was annoying but I never found him near as annoying as that one posted who would take over every single "Tell your Worst Nerd Story" thread with fake stories about his MEGA HOT NERD WIFE and his LESBIAN HOT SEXY SUPER HOT BEST FRIEND and how they would clown the most stereotypical neckbeard every single week like a lovely sitcom.

I kinda miss the days when GBS was story time threads. It would have been around the time I joined up, so I would have been 22, and my life as an adult made me imagine the day when I would have a a misadventure that was a good story for GBS fame and fortune.

Pham Nuwen posted:

Wasn't that 50 Foot Ant, the guy who'd probably like to be remembered for his ~spooky ghost stories~ but will instead be remembered as the annoying guy who tried to take over every thread.

I don't remember 50 Foot Ant having ghost stories, but Humper Monkey sure dis.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

purple death ray posted:

I think one of the biggest indicators of how much this place has changed is the existence of this thread tbh, like a decade ago this kind of reminiscing would be considered Caring About Things and that would get you ran out of town on a rail

We're old now, and all we have left are fond memories of Tub Girl

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INov9gQ2aUA
Also resulting in low-key one of my favorite internet things.

:lol: this owns

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

goatsestretchgoals posted:

People buy pens? Isn't that what the office supply closet is for?

I have a trusty pen I found all scuffed up in a parking lot

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Glenn Quebec posted:

Oh gently caress you I just got goatsed at work

:lol: You've been on the internet for at least 14 years, how have you not learned to hover over links before clicking them?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Goons? Horny? Ghasp!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
So let me get this straight:

1) FYAD became the Transphobe Zone.
2) some kind of meltdown by FAU.
3) FYAD gets shut down.

sounds like a win for the forums

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

The Glumslinger posted:

Yeah, I've just always assumed it was the part of the map that says "there be (grand) dragons here"

:lol: yeah, even back in the good old days of the early 00's, I never went there because I didn't get it, and I guess I still don't get it

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Sid Vicious posted:

My finest hour

Thank you for your service

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