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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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SedanChair posted:

The Never Forgiving Your Friends and Family for Supporting Trump FAQ

Q: Should I forgive them when Hillary wins?

A: No. They must know isolation and misery unto death, or this will keep happening because it's "just politics."

Q: But they babysit my kids!

A: They'll turn your kids evil.

Q: But they paid for my college!

A: I don't care

Q: But Thanksgiving will be really awkward!

A: You know what's awkward? Getting murdered by obese paramilitaries, whom your Trump-worshiping friends and family are in love with.

My dad's just looking out for my Immigration and Customs Enforcement career prospects. :3:

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Antti posted:

a former Trump staffer has now accused Mr Pocket Constitution (Khizr Khan) of being in the Muslim Brotherhood. That wasn't a fake tweet right?

If he was I'd give effectively zero shits. Most MB franchises, especially the ones in the US, are not exactly the boogeyman they're touted as, except insofar as they're not real big fans of Arab dictators.

(Hamas and Sudan being the exceptions.)

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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FactsAreUseless posted:

But it produced the best debate you'll ever see. One of the candidates was a pro-LGBT leather-wearing biker libertarian.

Governor Otter had the biggest poo poo-eating grin after the debate while his real opponent looked like he wanted to express his Second Amendment rights to the entire auditorium.

Kudos to whichever Otter staffer watched Alpha House. :v:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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ImpAtom posted:

There was poster named Arzy. He Arzy'd a lot. His name became the verb.

(It later turned out he was a complete gently caress-you-got-mine conservative who got deep into Obamarama IIRC?)

Or maybe he was a banker who in 2008 hadn't had his brain entirely eaten by financial sector brainslugs and was still a liberal scum idealist, one of the two, can't recall.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Antti posted:

No, unless you detonated it on a Mt Everest made of old tires or something.

So we need to not nuke the Trump Border Wall Mk2, I guess. :v:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Sword of Chomsky posted:

I believe she even says in her lengthy post that she is in no way a professional or qualified to diagnose someone, but given her experience she laid out a convincing argument.

This - take her thoughts on many topics with a serving of salt, but she also produces interesting and useful insights, especially the closer the topic gets to her own lived experience. And apparently she does have some personal familiarity with narcissists, so while the most pessimistic elements may be a bit overboard, it's a handy visualization of how and why narcissists narcissize.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Of course Hillary Clinton is in favor of regulation. :rolleyes:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Buffer posted:

Sorry if this was already posted - The director of Public Defenders in MO deputized the Governor as a public defender after he kept cutting their budget:
http://www.publicdefender.mo.gov/Newsfeed/Delegation_of_Representation.PDF

:catstare:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Metapod posted:

What does this gently caress have to do for my state to stop being dark red :gonk:

Insult a baby? :v:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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StrixNebulosa posted:

For anyone looking for a list of what Trump did this week, Hillary's twitter team has you covered:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/761643508054712320

They should do weekly coverage but it'll be real tough with only 140 characters.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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axeil posted:

I will contribute the the SA poll GoFundMe.

It will be the first successful crowd project SA has ever done.

Pretty sure we managed to crowdfund a truly terrible porn video. :negative:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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axeil posted:

Oh I forgot about Matenwa. Yeah, that was pretty successful. I still get emails about those kids :unsmith:

So did I. :unsmith:

:negative:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Popular Thug Drink posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?topicid=559

behold, the first successful goon project - awful third world scat porn

Don't click it. If you do click it, don't follow it to its conclusion.

Please.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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I forget what his original plan was but I am pretty sure it wasn't Russia.

Personally I think he handled the actual leak and classified materials quite correctly and the rest is dumb but understandable and not as big a deal. Maybe he could plead to something reasonable related to being a Russian patsy in his post-leak life if the US allowed it, which it won't.

Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Aug 6, 2016

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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KillingPablo posted:

Holy hell, is that true? How was someone working for the NSA and engineered the theft of so much data so stupid as to not realize Hong Kong wasn't some sanctuary from the PRC?

On the one hand, I might actually prefer being a prc shill to being a Putin shill. On the other hand, the CCP might be more likely to sell his rear end to the US.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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El Disco posted:

I'd be OK with him getting a pardon for revealing the domestic surveillance and facing charges for revealing the foreign surveillance.

I like this one.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Dr. Red Ranger posted:

What was the "is" argument anyway? I was a child when that all went down.

If you're asking what I'm thinking you're asking (about the Bill Clinton - Monica Lewinsky thing), Bill Clinton, being a good lawyer who hired lots of better lawyers, dragged the definition of sexual contact and a zillion other issues (including the past versus present tense :v: ) into a morass of technicalities, most importantly on whether receiving oral sex constituted "having sexual relations" (with that woman) - both teams of lawyers had previously come to the agreement that for the purposes of this case, it did not. Among other things, as I recall, he also testified that he "is not in a sexual relationship with Ms Lewinsky", which was probably true at the time of his statement. :v:

Nothing he said at any time while under oath was proven to be A) a willful lie that was B) material to the case. Sometimes through technicalities, sometimes because it was a plausible misremembering (or he-said she-said with no corroboration), etc.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Yinlock posted:

yeah what the gently caress is up with those scare quotes


I think you're forgetting the standard operating procedure for disease outbreaks: Ignore it completely unless it affects you personally, then live in terror 24/7. But don't worry, it's not like an international event is being held at ground zero for the disease or anything.


The "Blowjobs don't count" defense is also Gingrich's go-to tactic. It's very important to remember that while Bill Clinton is the best, he is also unarguably a huge piece of poo poo.

Oh yeah, he definitely is both those things, he just also did not provably commit perjury.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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smg77 posted:

This is how you can tell that John Kasich is smarter than Mike Pence. Anybody who actually thinks they are going to be shadow president is a moron.

Except one Richard Cheney, but I don't think Pence is a necromancer cheating death with his dark arts. (One more reason I disapprove of Pence)

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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His mission has failed and he wishes to return home.

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Mar 28, 2010

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PoorMoralCompass posted:

The next couple things he does tomorrow will top this.

Will he throw a baby? He might throw a baby.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Evil Fluffy posted:

I'm ok with Hilary dying in office during her 4th term after having passed a ton of social welfare programs.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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TyrantWD posted:

Despite knowing that her record would be run under an electron microscope, Hillary ran her state department the way Trump runs his presidential campaign.

Erm, did she? Other than the email server thing, I have heard pretty much nothing particularly negative about the internal operation of State in her tenure. She's no Colin Powell (pre loving That One Goat), but.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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UV_Catastrophe posted:

Reminds me of that anecdote about that thing Karl Rove once said. Same general idea at play, but applied specifically to the right wing media bubble:

Wasn't that Rumsfeld?

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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PerniciousKnid posted:

Yeah, it probably says something that I tried to think of what she could actually do to make her worse than Trump in our eyes, and couldn't imagine anything decent.

"Revealed to be a no poo poo Dominionist, apocalypse cult flavor" would do it and is about as likely as me suddenly discovering that I have a split personality that's one.

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Mar 28, 2010

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Goatman Sacks posted:

here's something I've always wondered that the media never seems to ask - what was Obama exactly supposed to do with the status of forces agreement? Maliki didn't want us there. He would never have signed it. Were we supposed to just stay, against the wishes of the elected government?

Or is the argument that Obama could have gotten said agreement if he really wanted to, but didn't give it a serious try because he wanted out, too?

The argument I've heard is that "Maliki actually wanted us to stay, he / nefarious elements of his administration were just playing hardball with unserious demands like trying US soldiers in Iraqi courts to get more concessions".

It's not completely implausible if you're someone who assumes that Obama's diplomacy is a limp-wristed incompetent failure on all counts everywhere.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:


We also were working with a Syrian rebel group advocating for intervention unofficially before they officially took them on as clients. They were nice people, but all of them had spent pretty much their entire lives in the U.S. and had no connection to Syria at all except for having wealthy parents who were born there.

Long and glorious tradition!

Fun fact: Sri Lanka's (tiny, now very sad and/or grudgingly pro-autonomy) Tamil-independence lobby in the US consists of basically two groups: the folks you describe, and actual Sri Lankan expats who are mostly in jail for an insider trading scheme. :v: I don't actually know of any offhand who got a smackdown for too blatantly supporting the Tigers. Those guys mostly reside in southern India. :geno:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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QuarkJets posted:

I prefer to think of it as "we're the coolest but literally anyone can come here and be the coolest with us"

Conservatives may disagree

Oh yeah, being relatively not garbage about immigrants is one of the great things about the US and is one of its greatest assets. :3:

Vote no to the Mexican Exclusion Act in November.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Donkwich posted:

Does America whitewash its history more than other countries, on average? We got to read some of A People's History of the United States in high school, but I know that schools in other parts of the US teach about how great slavery was for the slaves, and I'm wondering about how that compares with the rest of the world.

Glorious Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth was built on the backs of millions of expendable Ukrainians and Belarussians. If they weren't grateful for the honor then they deserved what they and the grateful ones alike got. :poland:

That particular reason for the PLC being mildly awful wasn't taught a lot to my limited sample of Polish nerdfriends, at least.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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citybeatnik posted:

"We've done bad poo poo" and "we've done great poo poo" are not mutually exclusive. The whole course of human evolution and achievement has involved dealing with the former while trying to do more of the latter.

But then I'm the guy that got drunk in Berlin and got in a fun debate with a bunch of fellow drunkards from Belgium, Ireland, Australia and the like about the evils we've done and the good we've accomplished. Which, again, includes disease research on top of technological advancements.

Greatest good I have accomplished: saving Florida (my contribution to a) distinct assload of money on road maintenance.

Greatest evil I have done: Rick Voldemort Scott got to take credit. :negative:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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computer parts posted:

Any country that has a half dozen different types of barbecue can't really have "bland" cuisine.

Texas barbecue, Tennessee barbecue, and four kinds of bad barbecue, but I will allow it.

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Mar 28, 2010

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Freakazoid_ posted:

I'm sick of Trump precisely because all he does is melt down. Doesn't he do any other tricks? Someone throw a pie or something!

Careful, Ivanka's best friend and Putin's girlfriend karate chopped the last person who tried something like that.

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Mar 28, 2010

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Epic High Five posted:

Show up with a camera and keep it trained on them. Make sure to get all identifying information - license plates, iron cross tattoos, locations of 88's on body, confederate flag apparel, etc

Yeah, I'm seriously considering doing this at one of our Certain Places polling stations (after checking on the law about how close to a polling station you can be with recording devices etc), in case some rednecks are worried about Hillary's People stealing the election in Bryan/College Station, Texas. :geno:

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Mar 28, 2010

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i am harry posted:

Okay well...can they be trusted to do anything...?

Not anymore! The FBI is now illegitimate under a Democratic President.

As is the military, after Obama purged the real patriotic warriors at the top for giving secrets to their journalist girlfriends and/or having a serious gambling addiction to replace them with his cronies, and is infiltrating the lower ranks with sodomites, transgenders, and blacks other undesirables. :getin:

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Mar 28, 2010

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zoux posted:



Fraillery Clinton is unfit to lead.

Huma's just looking out for her girlfriend. :3:

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zoux posted:

This is how desperate they are.



Hillary yelled at Vince so hard he killed himself.

See, if the original Vince theory was "Hillary Clinton can be a giant jerk to her subordinates and bullied a depressed and stressed man who then killed himself as a result", I wouldn't have filed it under "crackpot".

That's not the original theory on Mr McMahon's tragic demise.

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zoux posted:

Ending birthright citizenship is also a big GOP goal.

And functionally impossible. Nothing that would actually flat out block jus soli would hold up to the Supreme Court, and by God I would be out canvassing forty hours a week if they tried a constitutional amendment.

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Necc0 posted:

LF was responsible for discovering Palin's public email vulnerability and leaking it to 4chan

For a moment I read that as "Putin's" and went :stare:

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Dexo posted:

Rubio had so much potential to be just that. If only he actually showed up to work and wasn't a robot.

I'm holding out for a Butch Otter run, although maybe he should retire on the highlight of literally Alpha Housing his primary opponent in the greatest gubernatorial debate in American history. :v:

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

Did anyone ever actually think have an impossibly crowded primary was good for the Republican party, or was it one of those "turn a positive into a negative through sheer force of will" things.

It was one of those perverse incentive things. The party would benefit from unifying against Not Trump, Not Zodiac, but any given candidate wanted to stay in for at least a little while.

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