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cnut posted:Maybe she was making onion sammiches earlier and got an itch? that was the least-cringeworthy explanation I could come up with too. It was so oddly specific.
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I can't think of anything worse than the smell of poo poo, op/
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I knew a girl and her gash smelled like sour cream and onion potato chips. what was his name?
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Aug 1, 2016 21:43
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Feta cheese and canned tuna
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I don't really "get" smells.
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Ork of Fiction posted:I don't really "get" smells. cunts reek
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i dunno i like the smell, the salty brine with those little bubbles in it ohhh yeah
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One in the stink and two in the other stink.
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eww!
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o don't know how it smells so 
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Aug 2, 2016 01:12
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what the heck is a oval office
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CAshews are the C nuts. Oh, nvm dyslexia.
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For the record, I asked my girlfiend this today and she says "dried-on asparagus piss". I see no reason to try to argue with that.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:what the heck is a oval office a woman
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Wanna DINE on some goopy BEAVER that SMEELS like STEVE BUSCEMI LOOKS
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I had a gf whose v smelled like beefaroni and halibut but tasted like spaghettios... What I'm getting at is, I've had sex with a woman's meat flower before 
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I had a gf whose v smelled like beefaroni and halibut but tasted like spaghettios... Sound like you hit the trifecta right there!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9ks4DLsHUc
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real talk is it possible to have a discussion about this and try teaching the girl how to properly clean herself or do you just move on?
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ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:real talk is it possible to have a discussion about this and try teaching the girl how to properly clean herself or do you just move on? "Bitch, you smell like boiled ham! Wash yo self!" I've found being direct gets the most result.
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vols bitch posted:a woman oh. they smell nice
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Dated a girl once who ate sushi like 5 times a week and man when she got excited it's not like it had a terribly different smell, it was just like there were 500 excited vaginas in the room instead of one.
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Was doing hot yoga with a room full of old middle aged women. 95 degrees, nearly 80 percent humidity for an hour and a half. One cannot be told what it smelled like, you must smell it for yourself.
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Aug 2, 2016 03:12
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sometimes a female has a rectovaginal fistula and poo comes out the baby hole
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THE OPS MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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The worst oval office smell is chronic thrush. Smells like a swamp at low tide in the summer, tastes like battery acid.
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Praxis Prion posted:sometimes a female has a rectovaginal fistula and poo comes out the baby hole But enough about how you were born.
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Agag posted:But enough about how you were born. doctor man handed her some wipes but she wanted to keep it and bring it home to show the fam
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little turd ears pierced not 1 week later
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Nooner posted:THE OPS MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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paging cuckoo to this thread pls
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Cuckoo posted:This is real. I suffered for years with constant
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vagina issues and it turns out it was scented stuff. Cut it out and like magic, no more infections. Then it started dating another guy and the problems immediately came back - he was washing himself with scented stuff.
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the worst oval office stench is chicks who dont know they have a oval office stench its like licking a bag full of garbage its loving awful
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Aug 2, 2016 08:35
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lick it til it don't stank no mo
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:I really like it when ladies take showers first, so I'm not holding my breath while my boner dies when doggy styling That poop waft is a real boner killer son
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its not the anus waft its the stench of burnt grilled cheese and fish culminated into terror that are the worst
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now look i wont pretend i'm king pussyman or whatever but every oval office i've been around was either virtually scentless/tasteless or if there were any characteristic olfactory properties they were usually mild and pleasant where y'all finding all this stank at
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Prude posted:now look i wont pretend i'm king pussyman or whatever but every oval office i've been around was either virtually scentless/tasteless or if there were any characteristic olfactory properties they were usually mild and pleasant everywhere.
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