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imagine, a perfect robot, trained through billions of simulations, designed to make gold posts
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Robot probably already makes better posts than me.
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Aug 2, 2016 17:34
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Zorodius posted:imagine, a perfect robot, trained through billions of simulations, designed to make gold posts That was the dream that ultimately destroyed Windows 98
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Aug 2, 2016 17:36
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Zorodius posted:imagine, a perfect robot, trained through billions of simulations, designed to make gold posts And they called it... Applewhite.
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Aug 2, 2016 17:54
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we dont have to worry about it doing anything evil since it runs off a neutral net
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Aug 2, 2016 17:55
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God drat
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Aug 2, 2016 17:55
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Oh poo poo, it's already made my job as the drugged out guy dancing poorly at raves obsolete.
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Aug 2, 2016 17:58
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Moon Atari posted:Oh poo poo, it's already made my job as the drugged out guy dancing poorly at raves obsolete. You could challenge it to a dance off.
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Aug 2, 2016 17:59
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AEMINAL posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYzOZQDsm5w They're remastering the Rockit video? 
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Aug 2, 2016 18:03
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Wamdoodle posted:You could challenge it to a dance off. Human bodies get tired, and human drugs wear off. Alter will never stop raving, it will never leave the club. It will always be raging and it will die to keep shuffling. Of all the would-be ravers who come and go over the years, this thing, this machine is the only one who measures up. In an insane world, it is the sanest choice.
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Aug 2, 2016 18:23
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Shadow0 posted:I like how whenever a robot does anything, everyone freaks out that robots are going to kill us all. Meanwhile humans consistently try to kill themselves and everyone around them and no one seems to care. Computers are good at things though.
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Aug 2, 2016 18:25
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i see that video of FAN OF NICKELBACK's wife finally got posted
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Aug 2, 2016 18:28
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do you think this robot knows the smoke weed every day advice robot
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Aug 2, 2016 18:32
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:i see that video of FAN OF NICKELBACK's wife finally got posted 
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Aug 2, 2016 18:33
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paul_soccer10 posted:do you think this robot knows the smoke weed every day advice robot oh magic snoop ball, what is the secret of happiness?
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Aug 2, 2016 18:38
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how does that affect sex bot technologies? are we closer to the perfect loving machine?
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Aug 2, 2016 19:05
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Moon Atari posted:Human bodies get tired, and human drugs wear off. Alter will never stop raving, it will never leave the club. It will always be raging and it will die to keep shuffling. Of all the would-be ravers who come and go over the years, this thing, this machine is the only one who measures up. In an insane world, it is the sanest choice.  My God.....
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Aug 2, 2016 19:10
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:i see that video of FAN OF NICKELBACK's wife finally got posted GRILLARY, I'd like to think we're cool, but I gotta say, God drat that was ice cold.
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Aug 2, 2016 19:21
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'Put that down, now gently caress off... Stompy'
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Aug 2, 2016 19:23
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a 4' x 4' basement and sex robot for every goon
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Aug 2, 2016 19:30
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Shadow0 posted:I study technical neutral networks, AMA. Don't worry normal people who don't spend all day on obscure message boards aren't freaked out by robots or anime or whatever the current popular nerd thing is
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Aug 2, 2016 19:36
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Simstim posted:a 4' x 4' basement and sex robot for every goon windowless cubes with wall to wall display panels, vr goggles, feeding tubes and a pleasure hole in the wall
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Aug 2, 2016 19:50
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Neural nets in a way goons can understand, through Mario. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv6UVOQ0F44
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Aug 3, 2016 03:58
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI
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Aug 3, 2016 04:07
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You can't post that without posting this, come on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkv-_LqTeQA "What the gently caress, Kevin?"
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Aug 3, 2016 04:20
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The Bananana posted:GRILLARY, I'd like to think we're cool, but I gotta say, God drat that was ice cold. bro thanks i think we're cool too. i dont mean anything by it i just said it in the spirit of saying terrible offensive things here on the somethingawful.com forums.
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Aug 3, 2016 04:29
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Shadow0 posted:I study technical neutral networks, AMA. what makes a neural network different from other machine learning techniques does a given neural network have to have anything to do with actual networks of neurons in your brain what is a 'deep' neural network thanks
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Aug 3, 2016 04:32
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Didn't read but I hosed that robot
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Aug 3, 2016 04:51
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AEMINAL posted:windowless cubes with wall to wall display panels, vr goggles, feeding tubes and a pleasure hole in the wall no no no, you got it all wrong. why do you need the display panels if youre in vr anyway? and why put the pleasure hole on a wall? it goes inside your pants.
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Aug 3, 2016 12:01
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Hector Beerlioz posted:At long last, a robot that can flail it's arms around like a retard
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Aug 3, 2016 12:33
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Zorodius posted:imagine, a perfect robot, trained through billions of simulations, designed to make gold posts already being made itf )in this forumn) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3764241&pagenumber=1
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Aug 3, 2016 12:40
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loving boring op wake me up when we have those ex machina sex robots
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Aug 3, 2016 12:58
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i didnt understand any of this, how much closer does this bring us to working fuckbots?
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Aug 3, 2016 13:00
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Moon Atari posted:Human bodies get tired, and human drugs wear off. Alter will never stop raving, it will never leave the club. It will always be raging and it will die to keep shuffling. Of all the would-be ravers who come and go over the years, this thing, this machine is the only one who measures up. In an insane world, it is the sanest choice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvh32fQ8nNI
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Aug 3, 2016 13:07
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im going tobe the first human to gently caress it
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Aug 3, 2016 13:39
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sorry. i shouldnt have tyuped that. im sure the joke has already been made. why did i do this i m sorry
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Aug 3, 2016 13:39
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you could be the first human to be c*cked by a robot though, i think that one also has not been made yet.
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Aug 3, 2016 13:52
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my neural net is powered by cannabis 
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Aug 3, 2016 14:21
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Can someone who knows something about building robots explain to me why we haven't made exact copies of humans yet? I mean a replica human skeleton powered by electric or pneumatic muscles. There's only 640 muscles and 200 bones in a human, it shouldn't be that hard. The bandwidth required to control one remotely would be trivial, you could drive it over wifi if not with a cellphone data connection.
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