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neonbregna posted:That's a pretty good power move Uh, aren't the floors kinda nasty? And I understand splash back can be a problem with some urinals, in this stance the splash back would be landing on your bare legs and inside your pants. Show your dominance by being the filthiest fella in the room?
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He had to pee on the table. There's a weird dude with his pants around his ankles in the men's room.
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twistedmentat posted:There's some new age hippy bullshit about letting your child "root" or run around in bare feet so it can "become one with gaia" or some other crap like that. Lots of dumbass "If god/evolution wanted us to wear shoes, we'd come out of the womb with them" kind of thinking. I'd not be surprised some of those barefoot all the time people are using that kind of thinking. There's also Michael Franti who has part of his whole image is never wears shoes. Hemming pants is super easy and worth learning. You don't even need to sew, fabric fusion tape is adequate for hems. Taking in or letting out seams is more difficult, but hems are child's play.
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Feb 26, 2017 04:18
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Pick posted:I love running around barefoot, and hookworm It's like a pet you can take anywhere!
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twistedmentat posted:Yea my mom showed me how to do it before i moved out, among other useful skills like sewing on buttons and how to make mashed potatoes, but it would be nice to be able to buy pants that fit off the rack. Your mom is cool.
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Feb 26, 2017 18:25
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Paladinus posted:Lol, look at this idiot on the right. Can't even put on his lipstick on without smearing it. That is NOT a good colour for him. smh
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Feb 27, 2017 00:07
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Guy Goodbody posted:Troll dolls of those size start at two thousand dollars, so if the dude is willing to spend that much on a troll doll, it's not unreasonable that he'd be willing to drop another thousand to make sure it gets home undamaged. And if you got a troll doll buckled up in it's own seat, I can imagine the stewardess bring it it's own meal just for the sake of a funny picture. Or it could be his wife's seat and meal, and they just put the doll there for a funny picture.
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Mar 1, 2017 02:57
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:This guy just needs to wear a shirt that fits him. And maybe get rid of the suspenders. No, he definitely shouldn't get rid of the suspenders. If a man thinks he needs that extra help keeping his pants up, Imma go ahead and trust his judgement on that one.
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Mar 5, 2017 05:06
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Pastry of the Year posted:I really and truly believed just as a matter of course that everyone in a position of power had a paid coterie of people to make them look good and sand off any sort of embarrassing rough edges or whatever, but boy has the past year proven me wrong Someone convinced him to be less orange. Eventually. These days his eyelids are only a couple shades lighter than the rest of his skin.
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Mar 5, 2017 05:10
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Very good brick storage solution. Why isn't this in the lifehack thread?
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Mar 5, 2017 05:11
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:This joke would require the quaker oats guy to not already be a gigantic fatass. The quaker oats guy is a grey haired grandpa, so it's different. He may have been a total babe when he was a young fella raising barns and whatnot. If you've got grandpa bod when you're in your prime you've got problems.
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Mar 5, 2017 11:48
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It's Slenderman's fat cousin. He couldn't find a cool suit like Slendy, so he rolls au naturel. Here seen abducting a child, as Slender's family is known to do.
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Mar 7, 2017 02:26
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klugman posted:Looks like a heat map gone wrong. No real difference between any pair (heat map is scaled very poorly); and how can you compare two females using this heat map? On my phone, but makes no sense to me. Yeah, heat maps are no good. If you're going to compare females you should really use a contour map instead.  
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Mar 7, 2017 07:15
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klugman posted:Get out of here. Male/female; men/women. Looking at a bloody heat map, it does not matter. I just wanted an excuse to post the funny science clothes. 
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Mar 7, 2017 12:34
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Would it more or less awkward if the magical kung foo girl was played by an asian actress?
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Mar 9, 2017 02:49
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Hjalmar posted:I mean, let's get serious for a moment. If you shove eye balls up your butt hole, they aren't going to come out recognizable enough for you to count 30 of them. Hell, even if you froze them before insertion, by the time you got all of them crammed in there the first ones will have already defrosted in the heat of your rectum. I just can't think of a reasonable way it could be done. Counting wouldn't be difficult: just count the lenses. The lens of a cow eye is firm, a distinctive shape, and about the size of a marble. Easily distinct from the rubbery outer bits or the jelly inside the eye.
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Mar 10, 2017 11:59
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Sludge Tank posted:I'm the blissfully unaware market lady I bet she knows exactly what she's doing. Pretending she's unaware gets her more sales than being in on the joke.
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Mar 15, 2017 08:12
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beato posted:Not the weirdest sex doll story I've seen but still AUG What an idiot. From one of the horrifying dollfucker threads I learned the dolls are repairable. Could have caulked that torn vag and it would be fine.
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Mar 18, 2017 19:55
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Gorilla Salad posted:Same here. Hmmm, blind link directly under a stupid anime gif? Nah, I'll pass. You haven't looked yet? Just what kind of goon are you?
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Mar 21, 2017 05:17
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The Snoo posted:8/ There is a god, and he doesn't like us.
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Mar 25, 2017 08:28
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Avenging_Mikon posted:poo poo, how do I get in on that gravy train? I could stand to lose 80. Are you sure you're fat? You are drinking 12 pounds of water every day. Maybe you just need to pee more.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:08
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Efexeye posted:oh well i'm a spokesperson for 'here is my personal experience' Instead of drinking water just eat lovely food so you constantly have rear end volcano diarrhea. Not dry at all.
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Mar 30, 2017 22:09
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Arcsquad12 posted:Don't have any pictures, but I was at the mall today and I saw a fat person. Now I'm overweight myself, but I'm also tall and out of shape rather than squat and obese. I see fat people a lot, but rarely do I see someone so grotesquely overweight that they cannot actually bend their legs, and instead have to propel themselves by throwing their body weight around to move each foot. 
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Glazier posted:That's the one outside Wailua right? We planned to go last time we were there but they were closed, so we went to the Koloa distillery instead. Koala distillery? You monsters!
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That poor Satyr has fallen on hard times. At least these days he can try to pass as a bronie, rather than constantly being mistaken for Satan.
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https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/851666716715237377 How does that even work? Do you discriminate based on fur colour?
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STIs are not trophies.
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Apr 13, 2017 03:55
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oldpainless posted:Lol at any tasteless uncultured bitch who doesn't have all of T Swifts albums ________/ 
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Apr 16, 2017 22:48
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Bogan King posted:'rare' It's certainly not well done.
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Apr 25, 2017 08:24
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robotsinmyhead posted:I'm just confused at how her lower leg is like "Swarthy Turk" level of hairy and not so much anywhere else. I think that's pretty common for light-skinned brunettes. Lots of women only shave their legs below the knee because the hair on their thighs is so fine as to be nearly invisible, but their shins look like they are wearing furry legwarmers when unshaved. I'm honestly torn on shaving. Those legwarmer legs look terrible, but they would feel soft. Shave the hair and you'll be running a never ending battle against prickly stubble. Stubble sucks. But this same argument could be used to justify dudes going full ZZ Top.
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Escape Addict posted:I'm curious if Microsoft Captionbot can detect AUG. That's terrible. I can barely stand to look at it. Please charge your phone.
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Bibliotechno Music posted:So... Bidet.
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May 9, 2017 08:54
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This picture is even better if the long hair makes your brain try to see it as a lady for a second.
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May 10, 2017 05:15
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She looks chilly. Everyone else is wear warm coats.
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May 12, 2017 21:33
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Baby got back.
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May 13, 2017 23:31
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zoux posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw Is this a sex thing? It seems like a sex thing. I bet there are comments about wanking to this. Yep, there are.
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May 16, 2017 21:28
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SatansOnion posted:Guy Farore there should clean the drat stovetop Judging by the cooktop he's using the sword to make his sandwich because it is the only clean blade in the house.
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They say youth is wasted on the young. Letting elderly nudists wander around could fix that.
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