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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
That woman I posted on the previous page has a "fatshion" tumblr. I wasn't aware that fatshion was a thing, and I wish I had remained in ignorance.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
feeder fetishism is the most disturbing thing.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
If you're super morbidly obese and lose weight, you turn into one of those Mutants that gets to live at Xavier's but isn't allowed to be an X-Men

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Who What Now posted:

Are cats better or worse than dogs for the purposes of dating profiles? Does it show that the guy loves pussy?

Dogs are better because they're more masculine. Ideally one of those massive bear looking dogs they use to dig cars out of the snow in Alaska. Another good animal for a dating profile is a squirrel on your shoulder, because it implies you might be a high level druid with an animal familiar.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Munchables posted:

Oh, I just meant I don't know why it's included in the picture. I didn't know there were user submitted questions though, interesting.

Are you confused because you think a willingness to eat human meat is completely normal and not at all noteworthy?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Munchables posted:

Are you telling me it's weird to just want to try it? People eat rotten food but a little bit of Steve's arm is too much?

I wouldn't answer yes to that question without a a whole bunch of asterisks. The question was just "would you eat human meat given the opportunity?". You or I may imagine that the opportunity mentioned is some kind of weird art installation where a guy specifically willed his corpse for people to eat and there's a bunch of other people partaking. But it could also be just being left alone in a morgue.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I know accusations of autism get thrown around a lot, but I bet that first guy is genuinely autistic. Autistic people often have trouble reading emotions on human faces, and it's a lot easier for them with exaggerated cartoon faces.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

If mold can grow on Cheeto dust I underestimated the nutritional value of Cheetos

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

quote:

My theory is that our sheets are to blame: I'm not very good at making the bed every day so Cricket and Donut have free reign. My fiance and I don't use condoms so it'd be easy for him to unknowingly have some hair on his penis and during sex it'd be easy for that hair to migrate to my strings where everything got all tangled up.

None of that is ok

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
There are four articles on that website with the word queef in the headline

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Xen Tricks posted:

Motherfucker do you have any idea how a cervix works or how far back an IUD is? How is this physically possible, either you have a gaping baby dispenser or your bf's dick is like one of those novelty long floppy pencils

There's also the part where he drags his dicks around the sheets before sex.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

dude needs to watch some anime

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
When I heard that Canadians got milk in bags I always pictured it like Capri Sun pouches

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wizard Master posted:



This is my favorite :magical:

It's like a manchild Perfect Storm.

Pretending overcoat is fancy suit? Check.
Drinking mom's wine cooler from a crystal chalice like it's sophistocated? Check.
Ayn Rand? Check.
Hilariously unaware of food attached to clothes? Check.
What appears to be softcore anime porn open on his laptop? Check.

BONUS STAGE: GERSBERMS

I know that your eye is instantly drawn to anime porn, but look at what else is on that laptop screen

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Grape Soda posted:


Is shaving your beard into a weird shape to give the illusion of a jawline the dude version of contouring?

No, because contouring actually makes you look good

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
drat, that guy can yodel

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

EmmyOk posted:

I didn't even notice that lmao, this dude is good!



Does his tattoo say "mird man"?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nuevo posted:

Highly dependent on the cosplay and/or player.

Most just want to make and wear cool poo poo and have other people go "holy poo poo, that's cool."

But, since cosplay, have some "Hulk."



How the gently caress do they walk in that?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Whenever I see a guy with a big beard like that I assume he grew it to say, "Yes, I own every Amiibo. But as you can see from my beard, I am biologically an adult man."

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

marshmallow creep posted:

The gently caress is that stuff? Marshmallows? Why is she spitting out a wad of them?

Because she's a disgusting person

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
How can someone be an adult baby? It's an oxymoron

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Burt Sexual posted:

Not clicking that at work, snippets?

I swear, some guys only buy the videos because of the cars. For example, a Mustang fan that hates Camaros will buy a video where a Camaro gets stuck in the mud. Some guys don’t even care about the girls. For them, it’s all about what happens to the car.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Serge Painsbourg posted:

This tumblr was posted in an earlier AUG thread, and what better time to repost this collection of horrors than the Halloween season?

Warning: You can already guess that this blog is terrible. However, the tenth set of images (as of this post) is one of the worst things I've seen in a while. Don't say I didn't warn you.

:nms::nws:http://pleasedontfaptothis.tumblr.com/:nws::nms:

How did this picture of me end up on that tumblr? :nws: http://pleasedontfaptothis.tumblr.com/post/149905617448

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Taking mundane or porn pictures and adding captions to turn them into weird fetish porn is a booming industry on tumblr

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

twistedmentat posted:

There was a discussion in another thread about how men just have to wear a good looking suit, while women don't have much in the way of high fashion choices for politics, and that reminded me of an old AUG image.

It was some greasey nerd with a pony tail and big rear end boots, but he was wearing something that looked like a frocked coat with a mandarin collar that looked like something Ming the Merciless would wear. The image had a caption like "This is what I think mens fashion should look like, but the French revolution hosed it up, so I went to hong kong to get a proper outfit made". I had to laugh at that because if you look at mens suit jackets, you can clearly see how they evolved from Hussar Coats, which evolved from the frocked coats of the 18th century, which came from the tunics of the 17th, which go back to the doublets and so on. Seriously, if you look at them all in a row, you can clearly see the evolution.

I never had any idea what that guy was talking about, and laughed because, like most nerds, they think "class" is 100% what you're wearing, not your appearance, or grooming or even how you're wearing it.

Wasn't the primary effect the French Revolution had on fashion that men stopped wearing those short pants that showed off their stocking-clad calves?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

HAmbONE posted:

Is that not him, photoshopped with hair and breasts?

When I was scrolling through those pictures the first two I was thinking, "he'd be a good candidate for HRT" then I got to the third one and thought, "Aww, she did it, good for her!"

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Panfilo posted:

You know some wierdo will be unable to resist the temptation to pop that urinal pissbag.

It's like a game of hot potato. Everybody who pisses in it runs the risk that their piss will be too much and it'll pop, soaking their legs in a piss wave.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I googled Romeo Rose and apparently he's some creepy weirdo who tries and fails to kiss girls in Austin

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Don't loving insult Ken Bone, he's too beautiful for this hosed up world

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I know we get a lot of furry posts here, but this one...

:nms: https://i.imgur.com/cu0WZZXh.jpg

That's some kind of living hell

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Are you saying he's wrong?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Fathis Munk posted:

I uh... don't know who the second dick belongs to.

So he does have a social life.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Stuff like that makes me feel good about where I am in life. Because I've never needed to find out how to clean cum out of a stuffed animal.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Who What Now posted:

I'm actually a little curious what this means.

In the show Twilight Sparkle isn't married

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Data Graham posted:

Ok mister subject matter expert :newlol:

I could be wrong. But I'd bet that in the show Twilight Sparkle isn't married to a human who wears diapers and never washes his pillow

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

treiz01 posted:

Also, the NES light gun will not function with a flatscreen TV. That's the reason I won't give up my old 32 inch CRT.

Man, if you ever play a game made in the last ten years it's gonna blow your mind

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

idk about that, the severely mentally disabled tend to have comically large penises for some reason

Don't brag

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