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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

buy in bulk smoke in bulk

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
You ever come across a nug so beautiful that you don't want to smoke it?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

White Noise Marine posted:

Except when your guy goes missing :cry:

Burn your phone and grab your escape bag

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
hour and a half before I can clock out. another half hour before I can get home and smoke a fat rear end bowl

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

What kind of work are you doing friendo?

Absolutely nothing. A few minutes ago I went into the bathroom to check out a painful pimple on my butt. That was the most I had done in about 3 hours.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Oberleutnant posted:

i mean it's £20 for an eighth and it's not exactly the most potent poo poo you'll ever smoke, but it's delivered to my front door the only way they could make that better is if an actual loving butler with white gloves brought it from the car to my sofa on a silver tray

Lol if u dint have your own weed Butler. I haven't had to light my own bowl in years

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
"so that's where you been hiding! Well I got you know and I'm gonna smoke you :dance: oh yes I am" - Me to the little nug that tried to escape

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Crossposting

Volume posted:

The one true philosophy is Smoke Weed Every Day

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

a dog from hell posted:

I'm dying. This is very serious.

Dad Accidentally Eats Four Pot Brownies, Yells at Cat

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Would you be the same person you are today if you never sparked up?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I picked up a summer cold. Haven't smoked all day cause of it. Gonna try to spark up now.

Edit: this was a mistake. A huge mistake. Oh god my lungs. Gonna finish the bowl though.

Ride The Gravitron fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Aug 28, 2016

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I don't think you'd notice microscopic cracks. On the other hand thats some very pretty glass for a reasonable price

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ok Fella posted:

If you smoke weed on a regular basis I'm just gonna assume you're a loser. Before everyone goes apeshit, I know there are plenty of well adjusted people who live normal lives that smoke and that's all fine and good. But a pretty large part of the weed smoking community do it constantly and try to act like they're the victims of some grand conspiracy against marijuana because they're not allowed to do it constantly and with zero repercussions. Yeah it's just a plant, I get it. But you're hosed up most of the time and it's not cool.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

the great deceiver posted:

what are the best weed songs??????????????????????????????????????????

i nominate eek-a-mouse: ganja smuggling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hDtk3RcQeQ

https://youtu.be/KTl6aip7zqg

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

hey smythe if youre still reading pls put GBS on v.420

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

InterFaced posted:

Someone needs to explain this mail weed to me. I want to die fat, stoned and happy in my goon hovel without ever speaking to another person. Seriously this sounds like nirvana.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

I haven't smoked any marijuana since Sunday. High status: low

I haven't smoked since yesterday.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

BONGHITZ posted:

its almost the weed time
It's 4:20 somewhere
:clint:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
thinking of leaving work early so i can smoke earlier. I'm sure my bosses will understand

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

thinking of leaving work early so i can smoke earlier. I'm sure my bosses will understand

gently caress got a last minute phone call now I'm gonna have to stay here an hour later to deal with the job.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Tfw you're only an hour away from clocking out and getting high

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

Tfw you're only an hour away from clocking out and getting high

Tfw you realize you still gotta fight through rush hour traffic before you can smoke

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

Tfw you realize you still gotta fight through rush hour traffic before you can smoke

Tfw you still gotta grind the weed and pack the bowl and find a lighter like it's all a huge chore

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

Tfw you still gotta grind the weed and pack the bowl and find a lighter like it's all a huge chore

Tfw you high af

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Wasting away again in marijuanaville
Looking for my lost catcher of keif
Some people claim that there a dealer to blame
But I know it's my own drat fault

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
This here fool flew a little too close to the sun

http://www.isthatlegit.com/calgary-man-loses-testicles-while-trying-to-fill-scuba-tank-with-weed-smoke/

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

el B posted:

Want those moon rocks



I wish to know more

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Weed thread is the chillest thread.

It's almost, like, we're all just, like, yeah. You know?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Last saturday I was suppose to work 5pm to 12am and some one else was suppose to work 11pm to 7am. But that person called off and I decided to cover. I called my weed man told him I was stuck and needed a special delivery and a pre rolled joint. He delivered and I spent like 8 of my 14 hours on the clock just smoking weed and listening to music.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Blazing one to celebrate the return of this thread

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Do you have any idea how many pots I've smoked today

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

Do you have any idea how many pots I've smoked today

So many pots that I quote the wing post.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Do you guys have any tragic weed stories?

This is from way back in the days of high school. A friend would take annual vacations in New Orleans. After he's been gone for about a week he comes back with clean never before used glass bowl.

All day were looking for weed. Every single guy was dry. We pulled at every string. Nothing. Finally at the end of the night we accept fate and decide to just buy booze.

We were drinking on a porch. The bottle of Jack was on the ground. His bowl was in his shirt pocket. He bent over for the Jack and the bowl fell out. Shattered on the ground.

We looked at the virgin bowl in horror. My friend couldn't take it anymore and had to go for a walk.

The moment he walks a
Out of sight, another friend walks in. "I heard Ben was in town. I picked up but don't have a bowl."

We smoked that poo poo out of a beer can that night

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I don't trust anyone who has never smoked weed.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
at work again getting paid overtime to smoke weed and play my playstation.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Dealer dropped off my order in two strains. Cookies and cream, dark matter. Ben smoking the dark matter cause the cookies and cream tastes better looks prettier, add gets me higher

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
It's 4:20 somewhere :clint:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Smoking one in public for those of us who cannot. Fight on.

vaping one at work while playing rocket league. I love my job

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Back in high school I thought I would have to be 60 to see weed laws at the point where they are now.

Some 10 years later out feels like full blown legalization I'd right in our grasp. Tears of joy

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Plant a bunch of drugs in their apartment and call the cops

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