Sweevo posted:

Bergamo airport has the two rows of check-in desks opposite each other so when it's really busy it's chaos in the middle because the lines cross into each other. and the oversize baggage desk is at the back so you have to push through everyone to get to it.

Geneva airport has literally nothing whatsoever to do unless you want to look in the 500th shop selling toblerones

Sagebrush posted:

http://i.imgur.com/jD5lnVE.mp4

Jonny 290 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpNU3WumPFQ

echinopsis posted:

this is the ONLY thing I remember about it

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

heard u like phones so we put another phone in ur phone case

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I went to see one of the harry potter movies in theater with some friends, and I had no idea what was going on. like 3/4 thorugh the movie I went and smoked a cig in the movie theater bathrooms to kill time

Jerry Cotton posted:

well it's still better than people talking about life as if it were ice-hockey or a cross-country event or something oh wait no it's actually literally exactly the same

obviously life is very much like making love to a beautiful woman

e: actually the worst is the loving sun tzu people they're all loving maniacs

echinopsis posted:

SmokaDustbowl posted:

thanks for proving my point and being fuckin greasy

Sagebrush posted:

uber drivers in china, ever the opportunists, have started making profile pictures that are terrifying zombie faces so that the ride-hailers cancel their call and are fined 1 RMB, which goes to the driver, who doesn't have to actually waste any gas driving around

echinopsis posted:

https://gfycat.com/AssuredDizzyLarva

this kid is a moron

akadajet posted:

anthonypants posted:

why do people have trouble posting poo poo from imgur

https://i.imgur.com/li7J0MD.gifv

Phone posted:

this is not me, but i was out on track when it did happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ7vnWEvb8w

i did get hit in that same spot, but driving past that wreck was Not Fun because the car that was filming had just rebuilt their car.

this weekend fuckin' sucked. even my ps4 delivery got delayed.

Hello Spaceman posted:

hello.jpg my old friend
you've come to shock us once again
it is an vision of something gaping
we all fixate on the ring
it's a vision that was shared on IRC
"lol it's goatse"
and straight after, stunned silence

i closed the tab, the damage done
I'd stared inside an old man's bum
close my eyes I can't erase it
I really wish it was the lotus pod tit
my eyes were stabbed by the flash of your red colon
and flaccid dong
a nauseous gasp; stunned silence

you stand there naked rear end cheeks aspread
eight fingers – one was wed
people stare without speaking
they'd rather see tubgirl streaking
we would rather see any other link be shared
than your rear end bared
i clicked goatse. stunned silence.

fools today
they do not know, a stretched rear end is such a show
these modern memes they will not teach you
the originals were all home brew
image macros, god drat this internet hell
i sit and cry
in mom's basement

somewhere online a day's been made
when that red anus was displayed
someone clicked a link without warning
now they sit crying and mourning
it should have said
"not safe for work in a million years"
but no one hears
your stunned silence

ol qwerty bastard posted:

not gonna check the youtube comments but guaranteed there's someone there accusing this guy of animal abuse

OldAlias posted:

?

echinopsis posted:

https://i.reddituploads.com/a72d306a90f54e418cf6398dae01019d?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=4e2648a9e3ba832388e19856e155bb3a

Hello Spaceman posted:

ok maybe
i'm flying to the canary islands tonight but recorded a voice track earlier today so hold thumbs and maybe yours will be a merry yosmas

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

this is gonna make creationists so maaaad

Omnomnomnivore posted:

https://www.google.com/search?q=larco+museum+pottery&tbm=isch

The Larco Museum's Gallery of Pre-Columbian Erotic Pottery in Lima. It's pretty great.

akadajet posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InlJXXsjhs0&t=57s

Raluek posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7_Te10OyZg

Sapozhnik posted:

behead those who quote stymie

Sweevo posted:

oh the huge manatee!

Sagebrush posted:

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

sage


please, that meme had a family

Moist von Lipwig posted:

seems right

Iridium posted:

in the long term, something like this was inevitable. smart homes get smarter, the internet of poo poo worms its way throughout your life, and some sort of rudimentary AI was going to go beyond being a behind the scenes chunk of software and into a personified thing with which people interact socially instead of just via a few buttons in an app. it already happens to a small degree: our roomba is named Wheatley, for instance.

kemikalkadet posted:

"I'll tear out every throat in the place"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXcavMTJEi0&hd=1

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lmao I'm not surprised he's been avoiding being caught on film for as long as possible

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/dec/19/mysterious-ghost-shark-caught-on-film-for-the-first-time

my stepdads beer posted:

https://twitter.com/ThePoke/status/811336215303749633

SmokaDustbowl posted:

also working construction was the only time I've heard someone unironically and casually say "nig nog"

spankmeister posted:

I decided to quit my casual/social smoking habit so I kicked cigrits altogether. I also have barely drank any coffee for the past 2 weeks.

I don't think I'm very predisposed to become addicted to things

Agile Vector posted:

this owns. this guy owns