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vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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I've actually been inspired by these posts to make a twitter account where i make terrible puns but in scots :rip:

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vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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https://vimeo.com/183252171

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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Trig Discipline posted:

if you want my dog meat you can come and pry it from my cold dead dog


Trig Discipline posted:

for real a gay dude at a party was telling me all about a gay cruise he went on in the carib and it sounded like so much fun i was thinking i'd be tempted to switch teams just for the cruise. like they had costume nights and stuff where you were supposed to dress like a cowboy, drink special cowboy drinks, and then presumably have lots of hot sex yelling cowboy things. he was saying he'd wake up at like two pm, take an hour or so to really appreciate the day's hangover, and then check the calendar to see what he was supposed to dress like for that night

i can just picture waking up wearing nothing but spurs and a thin sticky layer of lube all over yourself and then finding a sheet slipped under your door that says "TONIGHT: WIZARD OF OZ"


to answer your questions: dog tastes good but not as good as raw gay sex

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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Trig Discipline posted:

just picture waking up wearing nothing but spurs and a thin sticky layer of lube all over yourself and then finding a sheet slipped under your door that says "TONIGHT: WIZARD OF OZ"

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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epipen posted:

i didn't think they actually issued many (or, tbh, any) of these?
speedloader type things for large magazines, unless they're ar-based magazines, are usually rare as heck



seems like the kind of thing that anyone could make or 3d bring really easy tho

you know if you can buy automatic weapons and ammo that easily why bother restricting the gun equivalent of a lifehack :shrug:

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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duTrieux. posted:

first result:

A sorcerer removed his genitals - both penis and testes - and burned them in a brazier as part of a ritual or ceremony.

hey baby, lemmie burn my balls and penis on your brasier :wink:

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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https://i.imgur.com/u1TXAgI.gifv

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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I know I'm quotin myself here but someone please edit this so that moose milke is trying to steal a good post

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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http://i.imgur.com/RsKmf02.gifv

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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ATTN for atomicthumbs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wXiUz9UtFo

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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these memes are getting to avant-garde for me :newlol:

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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:swoon: too but i did not care for that song

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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epipen posted:

the only benefit a documentary gets from a famous narrator, tbh, is being made fun of.
unless the actor or whoever is actually interested in a topic, and excited to learn about it (see: tony robinson docos being generally pretty good), it just comes across as marketing

I typed out a big effort post but somehow it ended up disappearing. Anyway there is defiantly a sub-class of documentaries where a famous actor actually knows a lot about a subject and really cares about it, plus they are obviously great on camera which can't always be said for many academics no matter how photogenic they are.
Anyway I was going to recommend Peter Capaldi (Dr Who) on Scottish art and Simon Russell Beale on Sacred music. Obvs both BBC4 because who else cares about that poo poo.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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big scary monsters posted:

i think you mean malcolm tucker. i'm not even sure i could watch him in a documentary, i can't imagine him not looking malevolent and swearing

since i just searched for it and this was the first link that came up http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ahesj_a-portrait-of-scotland-part-1-peter-capaldi-2009_shortfilms

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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big scary monsters posted:

pretty good so far, thanks. makes me miss edinburgh though :(

i was in the rijksmuseum in amsterdam a few weeks back, interesting similarities in style and dress in some of the scottish portraits to dutch ones from the same era

thanks for getting me to watch these again they were as good as I remember :)

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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Dillbag posted:

I am at butlins bognor regis so the wife can finally see suede before we die. Without hyperbole, I have been transported to the amusement park level of L4D 2, except someone has installed a mod that changes the zombies into old, fat British people.

:rip: you are actually in hell

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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quotin' because this is a pro as gently caress lecture, even if it s a bit serious for the pics thread.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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Pissssssss ?

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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https://vine.co/v/5gAphDzxlYt

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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Bill NYSE posted:

My cow-orker told me about how after his wedding in Japan they went to the ceremony and, as is traditional in Japan, had an after-party after that at a bar down the street so that the older family could go home and the younger crowd could party. From there, they had another after-party upstairs at the karaoke club and someone went up to sing this, in full sincerity (his wife is named Linda):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP8Z-uXkzGo



how could you not?

edit: there is even a film about how awesome linda is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQQUEicr6d8

starring donna bae, the bae of my heart :swoon:

vodkat fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Oct 12, 2016

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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leftist heap posted:

ha ha, nice try. mmos are poo poo no matter what anyone says about their pet mmo. actually, this mmo is good!!



but isn't SA just an mmo for posting with computer friends 🤔

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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can someone nerd out and explain to me what dac's are actually useful for?

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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BANME.sh posted:

a DAC takes 1s and 0s and converts them into an analog sine wave they're super useful for a bunch of stuff including turning your bespoke flac collection into an actual audio signal. those cards posted above aren't DACs but rather audiophool bullshit devices designed to "clean" the power or whatever bullshit on your motherboard and do literally nothing of value.

stupid question time; but isn't that what an audio jack is doing already? what will a dac do that a normal computer audio output won't?

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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graph posted:

you hard g defenders should be thrown in the gulag

as you say jiraffe

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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SmokaDustbowl posted:

good job overanalysing and sucking the fun out of that video

yospos bithc

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7B_k4K-o4U

its u

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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atomicthumbs posted:

back where they came from!!!

eat the gentrifiers

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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its me, I'm the maddddd hacks programming that just happens to be on screen

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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best thing I've watched all election day

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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Syncopated posted:

is this a loss joke...

i didn't even think of that before posting, but :drat:

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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In that vein yospos favourite talking head is currently live streaming his/her/xe's opinions on this election buisnnes https://www.periscope.tv/DaftLimmy/1MYxNOXQlPPKw

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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Improbable Lobster posted:

the snuggie was made by a college student who sewed holes in their blanket so they wouldn't have to take their arm out to change the tv channel

:911:

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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C.H.O.M.E posted:

finally you can actually do this:





:smith:

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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generic yospos joke about microsoft being literal nazis :smug:

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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this would be very good if someone edited out the posh unfunny woman that seems to be there for no apparent reason.

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vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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sunday afternoon motherfuckers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxA9O2WW138

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