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why the gently caress does she not cut that gross mole off her goddamn face? why does anyone with a face mole not get that poo poo cut off??? this continually boggles my mind...it looks like poo poo, literally
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Zzulu posted:asian fighters really struggle in modern martial arts, most of them get destroyed in the ufc the 1980's was just like 10 years of mis-marketing karate and karate-like nonsense wrestlers knew
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Zzulu posted:everyone looked like a total slob in the early mma days this is true of every athlete pre 2000 or so
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Sep 2, 2016 17:17
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the good thing about eastern martial arts is that they serve as sort of a lighthouse of people to avoid interacting with for example, if someone unironically tells me they practice some kind of kung fu or tae kwon do poo poo or has it on their resume then i know with full certainty that they are some kind of spergo retard *bows* *exeunt dojo stage left*
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Sep 2, 2016 17:56
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el B posted:Shield Energy vs . Reality that dude is mega retard but you have to get him credit for taking some real punches like a total baus i love how after all that lo pan poo poo in the other video the dude just grabs his hand and boots his nose into the back of his brain. maybe that will fix his mental illness here's to a beautiful history of 3000 years of bullshit arts
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Sep 2, 2016 18:11
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Zzulu posted:There are of course legit asian martial arts. Karate and Muy Thai being the big ones, but there's a lot of garbage out there also Most of it is bullshit. Moridin920 posted:The fighter matters way more than the system in question. This is really the biggest factor. Mostly hyper-aggression and conditioning which Crossfit is perfect for the type of conditioning you should have. I wrestled in high school and I wish so bad that Crossfit had existed back then because I would have been so much more in shape in the manner required.
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Sep 2, 2016 19:14
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Fat Shat Sings posted:i think if crossfit had existed back then you'd be unable to move due to destroyed joints from doing the stupidest exercises on the planet - a guy that thinks every video on youtube is crossfit [pro-tip: they aren't but keep using this as an excuse to be fat. im almost 40 and have been doing crossfit for several years and have zero joint problems.]
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Sep 2, 2016 19:25
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Fire Barrel posted:I hear a lot of people talk up cross fit, especially some of the people I know that do combat sports/MAs on the side, but then I hear a lot of fitness people bash it as being dangerous. Seems like it must be decent for at least conditioning, albeit unsafe. Even a few fencers I know do it. the basics of crossfit: oly lifting (C&J, snatch) power lifting (squat, deadlift) kettlebells limited plyometrics (box jumps) calisthenics (pushups, pullups, crunches) running NONE of these are dangerous to a healthy individual with proper technique. Bottom line. Some fitness people poo poo on it because it's more effective than what they are selling and they want your money.
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Sep 2, 2016 19:28
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Fat Shat Sings posted:sorry we had a crossfit megathread for a really long time with thousands of examples of all the retarded poo poo crossfitters do and the universal realization that if you applied "That hyper aggression" toward real actual exercises you'd be much better off. sure, fat gently caress
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Sep 2, 2016 19:29
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Moridin920 posted:lol "tons?" what the gently caress are you talking about? like 99% of the human population doesn't have the mental discipline to voluntarily induce rhabdo without plowing their car into a bridge pylon
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Sep 2, 2016 19:33
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LegoPirateNinja posted:You forgot the most important part: doing all of that poo poo wrong. actual crossfit is doing it right that's like saying trap shooting is dangerous and dumb because you watch videos on youtube of people holding the shotgun backwards and shooting themselves
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Sep 2, 2016 19:36
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has anyone said Ronda Lousey yet? haha!! mole face bitch got giraffe necked
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Internaut! posted:I don't follow MMA much less this thread but why was ronda a fraud? didn't she legit beat a bunch of other broads for the belt, or was it rigged i would venture to bet that her body generates enough testosterone to be on the right tail of a bell curve which basically makes her king of girl beating regardless of any kind of special training in the land of the blind the man with one eye is king, etc
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spacetoaster posted:What are we looking at here? Is there something funny about her shorts or something? she got mad fat from the suicidal depression that followed getting her neck stretched by holly  
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AndyElusive posted:Ronda Jean Rousey is cool and good and took like 9 arms home with her that she hangs up next to all that Olympic and Bantamweight gold and the DBZ Vegita figures she collects. Born: February 1, 1987 (age 29) Yep, confirmed millennial with terrible tastes and fascination with anime poo poo.
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Sep 5, 2016 20:59
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Bro Dad posted:round ronda rousey Rounda Rousey 
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Neurolimal posted:Does anyone have that story about the last olympic marathon before steroids became commonplace, IIRC the ending was "these guys collapsed from exhaustion a quarter-way through, one poo poo himself before almost dying, this guy won because he jogged half the way then took a cab to the finish line" rezatahs posted:everyone knows if want to compete in high endurance sports you got to juice it up these comments are so dumb that i doubt you can feed yourselves safely i wrestled in high school and some in college and never took steroids and also did a bit of ultramarathon and my military combat (line) training, etc you see the person in the uniform that meets marathon runners at the finish line in the olympics?? yeah, that person is not allowed to let the runner leave their sight once finishing till they watch them produce a urine sample and then it is run through a full panel....2 hour marathons can be legitimate but if you need more reasons to rationalize your sedentary lifestyles then go ahead but at least be honest about it
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rezatahs posted:was pretty sure my post was dripping if not drenched in obvious sarcasm my mistake then. apologies this guy on the other hand... Fat Shat Sings posted:I was going to ask if you seriously are saying that there isn't steroid use in the Olympics then I remembered you are the "Crossfit is the most superior form of training" guy and answered my own question you seem to get quite upset about sports and exercise topics. were you raped by a barbell as a tiny child which causes you to lash out with uninformative shitposting?
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Sep 9, 2016 03:30
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LadyPictureShow posted:Secondly, anybody have any opinions on what was the most unbalanced UFC fight imaginable? rousey v holm http://fightstate.com/serious-rumors-are-circulating-holly-holm-was-on-steroids-because-of-this-image/
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Sep 9, 2016 04:52
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Solice Kirsk posted:Isn't that one of those weird lady cups (don't know the word). Gymnists and swimmers wear them too. Hides the camel toe. wearing a cup to a weigh-in? i don't think so. and nothing is being covered there. you can see almost every feature of her clitoris and labia still would doe
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Fat Shat Sings posted:did the military make you retarded or something? You seem to have an issue with just repeating things you are told. i'm going to start a gofundme to pay for wipes to clean the angry spittle off you monitor and keyboard pretty sure i touched a nerve.....a fat one
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Sep 9, 2016 14:54
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Fat Shat Sings posted:anyone that doesn't do crossfit is fat. Got it. your lack of evidence to the contrary in your case is compelling
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Sep 9, 2016 16:01
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spacetoaster posted:"Cris Cyborg says she and Ronda Rousey are a soap opera that needs a dramatic ending" why does fighting always have to be the dramatic ending with these people? watching them passionately eat each other's snatches is equally if not more dramatic of an ending
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Sep 9, 2016 16:05
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CrazyLoon posted:To be fair, Rousey said she wouldn't fight Cyborg cuz she's a steroid cheater or something, but she never was asked if she'd be up for an angry sex wrestling match with her. well, if she is then that reduces the logistics costs since they won't be needing a strap-on
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Sep 9, 2016 16:16
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tenspott posted:Cyborg's been juicing so long it's probably altered her body in a permenant way. they do things like make your shoulders broader and bones denser and muscle recruitment is reportedly still higher even after not using http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-24730151
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Bro Dad posted:yes but does pete holmes actually count as a man? the post clearly stated it was a goon and not a man
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Cnut the Great posted:i think weight classes are bullshit because Spider-Man routinely beats foes who are several times stronger than him 
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whoflungpoop posted:ask him about his opinions on football and nod seriously at the very manly tantrum that ensues say something bad about sportsball and watch people get butt rash for days
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Vargs posted:it is salsa from the post-match fiesta
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why the gently caress would anyone cast ronda rousey for roadhouse? people liked patrick swayze because they liked watching him give roundhouse kicks to people's faces ronda is only good at taking roundhouse kicks to the face is it some kind of inverse perspective movie where you get to empathize with the people on the other side of the story and understand their struggle?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is the Roudhouse movie even still going on? You'd think the studio would pull it since no one cares about Rousey anymore. Would be better with Gina Carrano anyways. Or an actual actor that can act instead of trying to tie it in with MMA. Or just stop remaking loving movies already. the last option is correct
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