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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I love my mg34

# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 02:34

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 05:00

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Any ps4 crew?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 03:10

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I got slam hosed last night by a ju88.

He got me. I admit it.

I spent all my time trying to shoot him down, and instead got killed by him, or his twin posse of bf109s.

I was livid

# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 14:23

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

What's the best configuration for the vb spitfire and g6 109 for dogfighting?

# ¿ Nov 20, 2018 00:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Glitch warning or reminder:

Do not try to view Assignments while dying, or while selecting a spawn point.

It will cause you to develop astigmatism, and no longer be able to make any input.

Have to restart the game.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2018 06:29

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Will there be a Pacific theater?

# ¿ Nov 22, 2018 01:58

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I play.
Got a mic

On ps4

# ¿ Nov 24, 2018 05:30

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I'm on right now.

GhostStalker512

Ps4

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 02:10

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Beastie posted:

I feel like Stukkas need a bit of a nerf. I poo poo down three planes and two bombers last match with a spitfire.

I got on two different Stukkas tails and they were able to switch seats and shoot me down with that rear gun.

On top of that they just eat damage. I don’t think I had made either smoke.

loving agreed. Same with a couple other planes with a rear gun

# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 23:08

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I am

# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 02:57

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Rorobb posted:

Weird that this is on sale for $30 - makes me a little nervous about the game's future

I view it as a positive:

They're going for proliferation,

At 30 bux, I think they aim to build as large a playerbase as possible, then
...

Microtransactions?

Idk, I got nothing.

All I can see is the larger a player base the better for online gaming and lifespan of this game

# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 18:06

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Auxiliary Treats posted:

Fuuuck that Target deal is tempting. I was hoping for a good sale on PSN before Christmas so I’d have a little time for Red Dead Online.

I gots to shout out to the goon who tipped us off about the 30 target. and the best buy steel book with price match.
Just picked up both from best buy for the wife. Squad mate nuptials.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 19:05

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Kilometers Davis posted:

I’m really feeling this playstyle and spec in general. I just switched my supports to it. Now I just need to try to break away from the KE7 for something better suited for the spec.

My friend, have you heard of our lord and savior, the MG42?
I'll just leave you with this pamphlet.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 11:10

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Kilometers Davis posted:

Is that the second unlock that requires being prone to ads? I tried it and couldn’t hit poo poo but I went in the mindset of RAMBO and that doesn’t quite work.

I’ll try it again properly I swear!

True yeah. I only play conquest but I like domination or whatever the smaller infantry focused mode is too. I like to move a lot but I’m finding the constant feed of points while suppressing keeps me a little more patient. It reinforces that I’m helping when I’m hanging back instead of pushing.

2nd unlock is the mg34, which carried me all the way to level 20 support.
Yes, you have to go prone with it to make it worth a drat.
Mg42 is the bigger badder brother at lvl 20

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 16:39

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Ineffiable posted:

Got your invite. I also help maintain the goon platoon (our tag is [butt]) so apply for it and I'll get you in so you can just party up with butt members anytime one is on.

I believe I was in [Butt] for bf4,

But if I'm not, could you please add me?

PSN: GhostStalker512

# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 21:52

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

A Typical Goon posted:

Air fights in Fjell are fun, otherwise map is utter garbage

Agreed

# ¿ Dec 2, 2018 22:26

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I dont think this game isnt fun.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 04:48

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Anyone one right now?

# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 03:45

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Good gaming tonight with whoever gave me AA cover while I knocked out planes in my Me109.
It was badass

# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 07:21

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

They neutered my Bf109g6

I used to run
High altitude,
20 mm explosive rounds
Nitro
And maneuverability

But the update cut the link of nitro to maneuverability

Wtf.

Also they cut the ammo way down on my fighters.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2018 06:31

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Julius CSAR posted:

Holy poo poo, there’s new weapons in Tides of War?!

Like what

# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 00:08

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

WALLGOD posted:

It's basically the AEK of this game. Barely any recoil and fires super quick. The low mag size balances it though in my opinion as you can't get more than two or three guys before having the reload.

Also AA feels bugged for me. I have to lead way too far for the game to register as a hit even if they are flying in a straight line at me. Maybe I'm just bad

MAYBE!

lol, I'm just kidding

I dont even know you, guy

# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 18:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Yep, ps4, butt crew, etc

# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 19:10

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

red19fire posted:

I’ve used the German flak cannon to good effect. You have to shoot bursts, and lead so that the flak explodes on the plane body. I’ve done 80 damage on bombers, and just shredded everything else to the point of making skylords ragequit.

On the bridge level enemies can shoot tank rounds directly into the German spawn. Fantastic design.

Also, am I missing something with repairs? I drove the Churchill alligator tank, took some damage that resulted in a red outline on the hull. I did the self repair, limped to a supply point to repair, then got out to try the repair torch on the burning gas tank. I had 100% vehicle health and still the red outline and slowed movement.

Red outline means damaged parts, like turret or treads or whatnot.

I believe you have to manually repair that. Not instant repair, unless you've unlocked the repair spec for that vehicle which usually repairs damage statuses.
Since you were in the churchill, you might not have been a driver/engineer, might could be you didnt have the blowtorch to repair broken statuses.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 22:37

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Y'ALL READY FOR SOME GAMIN'?

# ¿ Dec 11, 2018 02:59

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Karma Comedian posted:

Is this the actual bfv thread now?

What does the thread title say?

# ¿ Dec 11, 2018 15:25

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Gunshow Poophole posted:

excuse me sir, SIR

can I speak to your squad manager please

Lol

# ¿ Dec 11, 2018 19:52

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

gently caress THE MEDIC CRATE CHALLENGE, and by extension, the medic crate.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2018 01:22

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

El Jebus posted:

Pssst... play with a buddy, stay near your spawn, buddy throws incendiary grenade and walks through it, takes damage, heals from your box, retrieves new grenade from spawn ammo box. Repeat until you’ve healed them for 400 points.

Well where the gently caress are you?

# ¿ Dec 12, 2018 03:44

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Oh, word? I've had this weird glitch for a couple days now where I can only build an thing up to about 60%

Is that happening to others?

# ¿ Dec 12, 2018 17:37

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Hot Diggity! posted:

You're real mad about video games

No, I kinda feel like theres a bit of a poi t to be had there

# ¿ Dec 12, 2018 23:50

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Gonz posted:

Speaking of bayonetes, are there any guns in this game that have them? I so desperately miss those kills from the last game. I know there wasn't a lot of focus on bayonetes in WWII, but it'd be nice if there was at least one gun that allowed me to scratch that itch in BF5.

I know a few of the assault class guns can be spec'd to sport a bayonetta

# ¿ Dec 13, 2018 00:10

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Jebus, you gonna get on?

# ¿ Dec 13, 2018 00:49

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Good battlefielding tonoght.

I think we have to come up with a better way to organize larger groups. Very cool problem to have. I'm glad so many butt goons were getting on.

Sorry I had to bail suddenly.

My wife's Switch broke, and I had to help her with that.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2018 03:22

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Kilometers Davis posted:

Even on my launch PS4 + 1080p screen I don’t have any issues seeing enemies.

Same

# ¿ Dec 14, 2018 13:23

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Gunshow Poophole posted:

For REAL,

lol at hiding or doing anything other than actively seeking out targets to own since like... goldeneye times

Hey,
Thanks for the invites last night. Sorry I couldn't join
I was running with some work friends

Will try again today

# ¿ Dec 15, 2018 17:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Live At Five! posted:

I just read the PC BFV thread and literally everyone was complaining that the ttk changes have ruined the game. Personally I've had way more fun since the patch came out so I wonder if it's just the difference between PC and console. Reading comments about the Bren being garbage and then getting 50+ kills in a round with it are hard to reconcile. What do yall think about the changes?

No, I'm on ps4, and I prefer the original ttk, and I'm still having those instances of multiple hits coming suspiciously close together hinting at ttd still being the real issue

# ¿ Dec 16, 2018 14:40

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Any butts online this morning?

# ¿ Dec 18, 2018 16:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

zooted heh posted:

What if supply drops had weapons in them too? something your squad could all control like a small mortar? puts some gadgets in there.

I like this idea.

Some one fax this over to dice

# ¿ Dec 18, 2018 17:15

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 05:00

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

El Jebus posted:

... Faxes? Come on, it's 2018 for a few more days... DICE is still using carrier pigeons.

Very in character of them for ww2

Are you on?

# ¿ Dec 18, 2018 17:37

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