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Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Didn't she have a stroke a few years back? Even if you 'recover' you still have brain damage and all sorts of annoying poo poo. Like piss bags, weak knees, and an insatiable urge to have a dildo in at all times.

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Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
In all seriousness if you vote for Hilary, the most openly corrupt politician in modern times, because trump says mean things to people on twitter then you deserve to have her piss tube fall into your cheerios as she feeds them to you with her spoon shaped dildo.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
The head of the FBI, in front of Congress under oath, said she broke several federal statutes and lied to the public multiple times about her emails , but her health is the issue here.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

jigglemaster7 posted:

She probably lost a couple decades off her life from being bill clintons fuckmeat

I'd be shocked if they've hosed in the last 30 years.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

GBS hates women.

I voted for the Sarah Palin ticket you take that back

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

C-SPAN Caller posted:

Didn't people say Bernie was too old to be president? Lol

he also defined himself as a national socialist so hes not always one to think before he talks

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Aralan posted:

I'm going to be real for a second here, I actually cared for a little bit when it looked like my dude bernie had a chance. His getting wiped out, and the subsequent DNC email leaks detailing the machine behind making sure that would happen, really killed what little hope I had left for politics in general. Anyway watching H-Dawg fall apart like a poorly made simulacrum just short of the finish line is really making me think about believing in stuff again
So you've seen the misinformation behind the veil and the tactics they use


dude just vote republican. Its okay.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Aralan posted:

i'm obviously voting trump how stupid are you

Oh. Welcome friend. I got confused because you seemed surprised the dems were shady propagandists.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Bert Roberge posted:

I can't believe you would imply Hillary's pussy is wet.

She's old.

Bernies been busy on the ol campaign trail for hildawg

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
i mean i suppose urine is wet. And theres always the ever present goopy post menopausal mucous.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

I AM THE TOILET posted:

anybody find out what fell out of her pants leg yet

none of the news sites are even addressing it (the metal thing)

Its definitely a piece of medical equipment. Most likely part of the catheter apparatus. When you have strokes n seizures you often become incontinent.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

reallivedinosaur posted:

the guy died in office lmao

And his brain wasn't retarded (unless you count his policies) and seizure ridden, only his legs were retarded.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

General Dog posted:

I thank God every day that Bernie Sanders will never be president

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
There are ironic ones?

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Do you think shes making them fake it or did she have them make out with a bunch of homeless people.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Love her or hate her I think we can all come together and agree on one thing: let's please stop mentioning the *shudders uncontrollably* moisture content of Hillary's vagina.

its seriously hosed up her moisture levels are out of whack. I personally need at least 7 glasses of water a day to keep my dick moisture levels optimal

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Bert Roberge posted:

I'd still elect a corpse over Trump.

nah i wouldnt

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

RideTheSpiral posted:

the fifth biggest economy in the world. what a failure

Pennsylvania has a bigger economy. As do a ton of other states. The rest of the world sucks. America rulez

https://mises.org/blog/how-us-states-compare-foreign-countries-size-and-gdp

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Imagine actually wanting Hilary Clinton to be president and actually be willing to exercise your franchise to help further that event.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

My work forbade me from reading news articles about Snowden. Much less downloading the files. From my home PC.

If you are military, DOD, or a contracter I can see why they'd have to "ban" you from seeing secret poo poo. Although its pretty unenforceable.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

The Protagonist posted:

even though I don't want trump to win I'm beginning to want hill to lose more

Hes by far the most honorable and honest candidate of the two. I'm not being ironic.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

he's a fat piece of poo poo who deepthroats putin

he's not honorable in the least

oh word? You know people aren't buying the whole fascist, racist, Russian traitor schtick anymore right? His poll numbers inch up slowly but inevitably the shriller you get. You need a new angle.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

My sister asked me a few weeks ago: "How can you support such a hateful, racist candidate?"

It completely changed my views, I'm voting Honest Hillary now.

Both my parents are Republican. Dad's on Team Trump but Mom thinks hes too rude. But she won't vote for Hilary. Sister doesn't pay two shits attention to politics. She might be the smartest one of us honestly.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Theophany posted:

We get it, you watch The Daily Show.

still waiting on an epic "Drump f" burn

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

Weird how the left keeps saying everyone on the right are spreading conspiracy theories while they have their minions believing Russia is controlling the elections in an effort to kill the Jews lol.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I did it on mine and my speakers screamed the N word at full blast for several minutes. Luckily I don't normally keep company with those people or else I'd look really racist.

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Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Guy Goodbody posted:

He did say that no one of Mexican descent could be a fair Judge of him

That seems at least racistish

No he said that judge couldn't be a fair judge for his case. and he was absolutely right. Dude was a la Raza conspiracy theorist dude who thinks trump is hitler and wasn't shy about sharing that opinion everywhere. The judge should have recused himself and assigned another judge. Its a fairly common thing to happen if a judge has a personal investment in a case.

Cigstomper58 fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Sep 15, 2016

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