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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

TwoPair posted:

I seriously love that JJJ is about to open fire indoors on a superhero just because of letting a few ants in his place.

Orkin refuses to return his calls after he tried to get them to fumigate his office for spiders.

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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Why is Trips still carrying around the lamp?

He's looking for an honest Spiderman.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Phy posted:

Does he live in a Jar Jonah Jameson?

A picture of a plucked chicken in the Daily Bugle with the caption "Behold! The Spiderman!"

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Parker! Get out of my sunlight!

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
No, it was a life model decoy! I, J Jonah Jameson, would never commit such a deed! Clearly this is Spidermans fault!

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

joehonkie posted:

Got the paper out while he was in the car, before Egghead's arrest was even processed.

That's why JJJ is the greatest newspaper editor ever.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
can ronan beat a retired us marine? find out next time!

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Jerusalem posted:

Wait till Doom finds out there is no "regular" size, it comes in Large, Super-Large or Jumbo Extra. :doom:

Only the Jumbo Extra is worthy of Doom! :doom:

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

i love how passive-aggressive peter is

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

bobkatt013 posted:

I love how many amazing panels are coming from this saga

we really need to see how these mix with the big gay logan arc.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

nah, that's a better explanation than going into the ridiculously convoluted history of kree and earth.

hasn't spiderman fought the kree numerous times?

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Lurdiak posted:

Deadpool gets to be a dad but Spider-man doesn't, lmao.

do you really want newspaper spiderman to be a dad?

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

BORN TO FLY
RONAN IS A gently caress
Sweep the Oscars 2017
I am a trash panda
410,757,864,530 DEAD COYOTES

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Jerusalem posted:

"My helmet! That's where I keep my head! :gonk:"


MJ: Good news Tiger, my play is opening in Paris and I want to go by cruise ship!

Namor is going to gently caress MJ but Spiderman will bumble his way to preventing it.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

spiderman will bumble his way into namor's bed

turns out it was a plot by reed richards to get back at namor for trying to steal his wife

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

-has spider powers, sometimes, when he remembers
-does not think good

vs.

-power of a malevolent god
-mentality of a malevolent god
-actually he is just a malevolent god and we are all doomed

i know, stardust is so doomed.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

That driver is smart. Everyone in the Marvel universe knows not to mess with aliens.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
if I've learned anything from Gundam, it's that Legends of the Galactic Heros is better.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

CapnAndy posted:

God thank you. Amazing Spider-Man 661.



:spidey: "Look, it was the 60s. I wasn't exactly sober 90% of the time, especially as I was a chemistry student."

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
My favorite spider-man villain is the shocker, because he isn't an idiot. Heros show up? Run, only fight if there is no other choice. Only steal, don't kidnap or hold the city ransom. Stay off the heavy hitters radar.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

bunnyofdoom posted:

And rhen CPS gets called on them

:spidey: He just really loves that raccoon suit!

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Dr Pepper posted:

Honestly I don't know if this arc can actually be topped.

that's what we said about Wolverine and Sabertooth, all those years ago..

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Endless Mike posted:

She's not a very good one

It's weird that Peter says "A-AUNT MAY!?" in the same font as "OH NOOOOOOOO"

Pete's never going to get laid now.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

The MSJ posted:

Mysterio then reviews his plans that requires two supervillains to fight over an old women and swears off drugs. he is gay for spiderman.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Malachite_Dragon posted:

There's more than one brown-haired man wearing a blue shirt in all of Hollywood!
...
Wait, what am I saying, this is comics. Clearly, one of them is a Skrull.

I hope this ends with Mole Man marrying Skrull Aunt May and living happily ever after.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Alhazred posted:

That doesn't make it less hosed up though.

Yeah, it's pretty offensive to Trump voters.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Moleman is..uh...quite the looker in that last panel.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Peter is calling bullshit because Aunt May remembers Augustulus and she says he wouldn't do something like this.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
I imagine Moleman sounds like Woody Allen doing his most Jewish voice.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

CapnAndy posted:

Gold is renowned for being extremely heavy! It's one of its most well known properties!

the earth has mass, which creates gravity
mole man lives underground
closer to the earths core
closer to the source of earths gravity
more gravity=heavier=makes you stronger


I don't actually believe this

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
melvin is so done with this poo poo
he could have been plowing aunt may right now but instead hes with spiderman

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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

The MSJ posted:

Well to be fair Peter is probably taking into consideration all the the alien females. Don't forget that Marvel also argued in court that mutants are not humans.

That was a huge lol because the point of their comics is that they are human.

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