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jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Granted he gets owned a lot and thus spends most of his time unconscious.

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jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Does Rocket know how to drive stick

does Peter ??

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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This is even better than Spider-Man being pulled over.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Cakefarts Carol posted:

No, I politely disagree because that would have been choice for edits

Newspaper Peter Parker, Mary "stoneface" Jane and a buzzsaw mouth space raccoon are registering for a motel room. If that isn't goldmine for future edits I'll eat a brick.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Tiggum posted:



I keep askin' you - what's a raccoon?



nice combo

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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male furry gaze artist much???

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Synthbuttrange posted:

Imagine never having seen the comics page before and reading this.

"Help there is a naked raccoon boy fighting a dog in my newspaper"

Marmaduke took a grim turn.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Without context, wouldn't you expect a raccoon to be naked?

To be fair, Rocket looks hella naked here. It must be the weird human child-like proportions.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Binary Badger posted:

Eight panels of Rocket flipping his legs around?

How about eight frames

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Rocket knew he had to clarify the concept of feet as a measurement to Peter.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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:allears:

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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shameless emptyquote because holy poo poo

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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No, Ronan, that's a hammer.

E: unless the sentry is just a bigger hammer

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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but check out these guns *flexes biceps of proportional spider strength*

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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There goes my October newspaper funnies entertainment time. :rolleye:

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Make a new thread with that as OP and empty quote it forever

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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RandallODim posted:

That volcano is going to take until Sunday to blow. I hope the rest of this week is taken up with seeing a single panel of various other characters reacting to the shockwaves, paired with that same panel of Spidey and Rocket chatting about how it's almost erupting, seriously, it's about to go, just wait!

Weekday artist can't be arsed to draw a robot.

Tomorrow I'm hoping it's Jameson's turn at a quasireacting, wondering where the hell Parker is.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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MJ: "For Christ's sake, just run to the side!!"

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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WHAT PRICE VICTORY?

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Oh no nightmare sawtooth Rocket is back

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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excuse me but his guns were destroyed by ronan previously
:goonsay:

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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:vince:

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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I am immediately reminded of Hanna Barbera sound effects by that WHOMP. Maybe it's the dead rigidness of Ronan.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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So uh, Ronan? What's your next move?

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Shroombot's real power is creating a time loop. He's been trashing the same street for days months forever?? now.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Bets on whether or not Ronan will smash himself in the face or blast a shroom ray to the back of his head?

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Sentry will only respond to its master's commands, resulting in Rocket and NSM to marionette Ronan's body to Albuquerque. MJ will supply the voice.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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There's not a parked car nor working street light in sight in the city's only street.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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"Oh, if he starts convulsing he might swallow his tongue so make sure you hit him with a rock to make it stop."

Rocket is so thoughtful. :bigtran:

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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"But backup's arrived! Rocket Raccoon - and a spider!"

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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:golfclap:

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Ok, that's the wheels part covered for carrying Ronan to the city.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Spidey and Rocket drove to the city. :(

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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That's the same truck passing.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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He's out of shrooms again

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Wait, Sunday strip didn't summarise Spidey's origin story? How do I now know what the hell is going on?

jyrque
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Synthbuttrange posted:

This entire week is going to be like this.

So you're telling me the entire week is going to be like this?

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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Ronan should hug the shroombot.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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NEXT: Spiderman and Rocket confirm whether or not sentries are programmed to hurt Krees. :geno:

I guess they're really banking on Sunday artist being actually able to convey the actions required to defeat shroomster.

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jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

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It's almost Sunday. What are the chances we're going to see the plan in action tomorrow?

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