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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
NEXT!-->Spider-Man vs The Diamond

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Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen

Johnny Walker posted:

I think it was technically in between the cab and the trailer, which is a little better, I guess.

You're giving Peter way too much credit.



e: Here's an edit I made when this originally ran:

Aardmania fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Jan 26, 2017

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



bitten by a radioactive spider while scrounging through trash for food, homeless drifter peter parker is... the amazing hobo spider-man!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


David D. Davidson posted:

I also liketo point out that the reason Peter and MJ are still married in NSM is because Stan Lee took one look at One More Day and went "NOPE, not in my cannon."

Actually there was an announcement that something was going to change and in the next story Peter was an unmarried student again (although MJ was still his girlfriend), but then the next story started with him waking up and realising that that had been a dream and he was still a married adult. I don't know whether it was Stan or a reaction to audience feedback or what, but they did seem to be planning on rebooting it and then changed their minds.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they realized that if the marriage was gone there would be a lot fewer chances for mj cheesecake shots

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Aardmania posted:

You're giving Peter way too much credit.



e: Here's an edit I made when this originally ran:


Oh wow I can't believe I remembered it that wrong :lol:

Stan Lee is a drat genius.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Aardmania posted:

You're giving Peter way too much credit.



e: Here's an edit I made when this originally ran:



After midnight? that'd be pass nine in the west coast, it'd be dark already!

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

David D. Davidson posted:

I also liketo point out that the reason Peter and MJ are still married in NSM is because Stan Lee took one look at One More Day and went "NOPE, not in my cannon."

Stan Lee probably has no idea that NSM is still a thing. He's probably not had a hand in it in over 20 years.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


X-O posted:

Stan Lee probably has no idea that NSM is still a thing. He's probably not had a hand in it in over 20 years.

This is sadly almost certainly the case. Smiling Stan's ghostwriter, however, has been hitting it out of the park.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Kwyndig posted:

This is sadly almost certainly the case. Smiling Stan's ghostwriter, however, has been hitting it out of the park.

Some people like to think Larry Leiber has taken over writing as well as art, but honestly it's very doubtful he's still involved, either.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Ghostwriters and ghostartists, if you're reading this make Peter blink twice next week. Weekend artist, if you're reading this have Rocket stay naked another three strips.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Please put your clothes back on Rocket.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Look at him classily sassily crossing his legs.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Synthbuttrange posted:

Please put your clothes back on Rocket.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm going to cherish legs crossed Rocket forever.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Basic Instinct but with Rocket.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Elfface posted:

Basic Instinct but with Rocket.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Elfface posted:

Basic Instinct but with Rocket.

Weekend Artist just read this and is gonna have a field day

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Eight panels of Rocket flipping his legs around?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

The one where Rocket tears apart the rarest NES cartridge

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Binary Badger posted:

Eight panels of Rocket flipping his legs around?

How about eight frames

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

chinese barbecue porp posted:

How about eight frames



Oh my god this loving thread :allears:

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
I haven't been in BSS in years. Last night I decided to check it out and came across this thread. Thank you guys, I now love NSM. Whoever said it feels like an non ironic Silver Age comic being published in 2017 nailed it.

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

chinese barbecue porp posted:

How about eight frames

YES that's amazing

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



MJ is bored and goes right back to sleep

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Peter just could not give less of a poo poo about any of this.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Peter just could not give less of a poo poo about any of this.

He's on vacation.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Peter just could not give less of a poo poo about any of this.

to be fair he's, at best, a street level hero who at times has cosmic poo poo fall into his back yard to deal with. He doesn't give a poo poo about the Kree and space raccoons, he's gotta go punch clowns and mobsters.

MJ is just in 'vacation mode' which means she's a good handful of ambien in and nothing is gonna bother her.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

I like how the colorist can't tell if Peter's wearing a white shirt with black shading, or a black shirt with white highlights.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I like that the writer's idea of a space-sounding term is "news-a-gram". He's probably going for hologram, but it just sounds like news you get via telegram.

"Honey, get me my billfold so I can tip the news-a-gram man!"

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Lurdiak posted:

I like that the writer's idea of a space-sounding term is "news-a-gram". He's probably going for hologram, but it just sounds like news you get via telegram.

"Honey, get me my billfold so I can tip the news-a-gram man!"

These blasted space-tariffs are too high!

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



I like trackoscan more personally

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011


Good post/avatar combo.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Synthbuttrange posted:



MJ is bored and goes right back to sleep

I can just imagine MJ sitting up and going "hey I am trying to sleep here assholes!"

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

bunnyofdoom posted:

I can just imagine MJ sitting up and going "hey I am trying to sleep here assholes!"
She was wide awake and talking in the previous comic!

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade



Here, I shall find Ronan and the Sentry with this clock radio, box of Grape Nuts™ and toy magic wand that I taped together

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TacticalNecromancy
May 25, 2015

NSM is something I've always heard about and seen the edits of, but I've never really sat down and read. Started reading this thread a few hours ago, couldn't stop. I've laughed myself silly; this is clearly a parallel universe in which everything is wonderful. Space and time are irrelevant; continuity is but a bitter memory.

Except for a weakness to bricks (and bricks on sticks). Apparently they are his kryptonite.

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