Newspaper Spider-Man: "Yo, Spider-Man! Down here!"

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Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Synthbuttrange posted:

For contrast here's a 2002 strip of her being at least contemporary grandma.

Of course he takes a blow to the head.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 01:28

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:40

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Synthbuttrange posted:

Hm, if it's closer to heaven... I wonder if Asgard is available for weddings.

The Amazing Wedding Planner-Man!

# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 20:26

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Proteus Jones posted:

Again with the "Throbbing Spider-Sense".

Tingling, Peter. It's supposed to TINGLE.

For some reason, "Throbbing" is right up there with "Moist" in words I don't want to see in my comics unless there refer to headaches or towelettes respectively.

"My spider-sense is positively turgid!"

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 09:45

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

mind the walrus posted:

Who the hell is MJ talking to?

One of Tyrannus's drones, probably.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 05:21

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

So this lady's operating under the assumption that Tyrranus-- an honest to God Roman Emperor-- has not at any point prior to this attempted to commission the murder act on somebody.

Right.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 05:58

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Yo, Tyrannus, why not just get a big cup and take sips until you've Just For Menned yourself to the desired level of grey, you idiot.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2017 20:23

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

BigDave posted:

There's a joke to be had about Spiderman being a Mets fan, but I'm not sure what it is.

At the time? The Mets.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2017 19:58

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Synthbuttrange posted:

loving leave and go find a blowtorch? It's not like Moley's chained down, the dude's basically just handcuffed.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 03:11

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

I hope this comic doesn't become a MOBA, or Multiplayer Octogenarian Boobie Arena.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 08:06

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Lightning Lord posted:

Oh, the crazy part is Kissinger looking crestfallen instead of super eager to work with DOOM

He's just super bummed that Doom stole his speech and took credit for it.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 09:22

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Synthbuttrange posted:

"So I resolved to murder you."

# ¿ Sep 22, 2017 04:13

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

So then, we've completely abandoned the plot point about Tyrannus aging?

# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 05:15

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

ColdPie posted:

To be fair, Kala, unless you've got a measured vial of youth juice in your back pocket, you've effectively murdered him.

Right? I mean Spider-Man dropped a loving cave on the source of the river, they're not filling that fountain up any time soon.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 17:27

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Uncle Moley just making GBS threads all over the very premise of Spider-Man is somehow deeply appropriate.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 07:41

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Malachite_Dragon posted:

"Yeah that thing about needing a very specifically measured amount? That was just an OCD thing I picked up over the centuries"

Ah, but you see, the precise amount he needs is 'two sloppy, frantic handfuls', and he got the measured chalice to maintain his dignity.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 02:35

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Synthbuttrange posted:

So someone has to lead them. It's the Mole Man's burden.

There must always be a Mole King.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 19:38

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Push El Burrito posted:

Peter this isn't a rap battle.

Word to your mole-ther.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 09:23

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

smashpro1 posted:

"Haha, I like pissing off the dude who pays for my selfies!"

Pissing off your boss is the American dream, as laid out by noted patriot and political thinker Stone Cold Steve Austin.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2017 02:35

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Spider-Man, Spider-Man/
Does whatever a spider can/
Spins a webs a web, any size/
Lies to law enforcement when he flies

HEY THERE

# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 02:45

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Proteus Jones posted:

Stan Lee: An then Peter gets konked with a thing. That's always is good for a chuckle.
Lieber: What kind of thing?
Stand Lee: It's DR Conners, so make it high tech lab stuff. Draw it like Kirby used to.

Stand Lee was my favorite part of JoJo.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2017 04:41

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Synthbuttrange posted:

jeez dude calm down

Don't be a menace to South Florida while drinking lizard juice in the Everglades.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 18:17

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Synthbuttrange posted:

What if we just grow you a new wife

Doc, look, just use your other hand. It's not that bad. Hell, it might even feel better!

# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 03:27

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Who doesn't love a nice, relaxing walk through the swamp?

# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 07:45

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Synthbuttrange posted:

RIP.

"Here! 'SPIDER-MAN'S URINE'! We'll try this jar next!"

# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 19:36

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

In basically any other story I'd be thinking "there's no way", but it's Newspaper Spider-Man. Literally anything could happen.

"Don't worry, you're safe noHOLY poo poo A GATOR WE'RE hosed"

# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 09:20

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Synthbuttrange posted:

Oh dear

The loving Hulk.

Of course.

Christ I love this fever dream of a comic.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 20:11

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Synthbuttrange posted:

Hulk just casually hurls an alligator over the horizon. God, I loving love this comic.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 00:30

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Shrewd going for the Shoryuken, Pete, but I don't think invincibility frames will save you now.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 21:14

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Synthbuttrange posted:

Quick, Hulk out and throw him to Jersey! That's sort of like civilization!

# ¿ Dec 24, 2017 08:22

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Begemot posted:

In Florida? Bruce is the most comfortable person in that car.

He's going to be wearing a coat made of mosquitoes soon enough anyway. Maybe Pete can whip up a blood transfusion from them.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2017 06:35

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Wait, why is Pete's identity in danger? Does he expect Banner to go blabbing to the tabloids? Did he wear his tights but not bring his mask for some reason?

# ¿ Dec 31, 2017 08:38

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:40

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Johnny Walker posted:

TRIANGLE MAN! HERE?

NEXT: THEY HAVE A FIGHT (triangle wins)

# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 20:10

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