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The last thread was closed by the thread owner. Not by any mods. Anyway, here, have a "food" (crossposted from the anti food-porn thread)Ceciltron posted:Straight from my fiancée's grandparents' breakfast table in Acheng, Northeast China:
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 23:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:14 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:hello China thread Hello, all-pro sexman
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 04:38 |
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I hope one day I can work in Good China AKA Taiwan or Hong Kong
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 07:15 |
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Accretionist posted:In the last thread, people were saying that Taiwan is the current sweet spot for quality of life and work-to-pay ratio, despite (specifically) Taipei getting expensive. God, yes, but why the hell can't anyone scramble a goddamn egg properly in the entire continent of Asia? The chinese are terrified of runny yolks. The Japanese love 'em. The koreans are busy making bad music and the rest of the world doesn't care. I just want a good, moist egg mess, and yet nobody can do this in China.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 07:43 |
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Marketplace, a show that does investigative journalism here in Canada on the CBC, just aired an episode on toxic children's jewelry from China. Lead in costume jewelry was only "limited" by health Canada after a scandal in the early 2000s, so what do the Chinese factories make the stuff out of now? Cadmium. It's all made of Cadmium. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=208-irQ1Yus Here's the show. It's pretty shocking.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 16:31 |
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Fojar38 posted:the first few pages usually suck but it gets way better when the drivebys leave
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 23:25 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:the China threads were cool for like 5,000 posts but now it's like the equivalent of a toddler taking a poo poo on the thread Please, I think if you consider the historical posts made about china in other threads, this number is closer to 10,000, as these posts are naturally a part of china thread.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 23:31 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:I think it's because all of the intellectuals about China like modest Mao and sincx took their money and intellect and fled the thread for nicer threads when they saw it was getting lovely and now it's just shitposters and crazy people running things Autismo, my friend, this is a terrible hill we have chosen to die upon.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 23:35 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:also is it true, that you can just buy a bunch of lovely jeans in the US in bulk. then go to china and sell them for double. or some poo poo like that.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 00:49 |
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Wait, we got moved to LAN? This is gonna be awkward.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 18:46 |
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nong posted:uber but with chinese characteristics Mr. Vampire 2016 viral marketing is getting weird.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 18:26 |
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Fojar38 posted:i did reply Ahh, the Tankie. Somehow more repulsive than the Maoist, but not by far.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 23:03 |
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caberham posted:It slowed down a bit. Lots of people are frantically trying to offload their properties or pay lawyers crazy amount of money to expedite the transactions. 1.3 Billion people trying to move to Vancouver is scary enough, Caberham!
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 02:06 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:so my office is moving buildings. this is an amazing process. Holy poo poo
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 02:14 |
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Outrail posted:"The Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region announced the expulsion from the Party of all who had eaten human flesh. But the regulations were withdrawn quickly for fear that the document would be slipped out to Hong Kong and reveal this episode of cannibalism to the world (Zheng 1993:52)."
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 18:31 |
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Priapus? Comus.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 20:24 |
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Mmmmm street milk.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 22:51 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I don't know if you're joking but that would be loving awesome. My fiancee's mom has a fresh glass every day. Buys it from this goat truck guy and brings it home, boils it and drinks it. I'd be more concerned over the conditions/feed of the goats, but hey, goat milk is decently nutritious so, more power to 'em.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 00:53 |
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Imperialist Dog posted:If you host a goon meet over the border should I bring my bagpipes? I would love to see the mass confusion playing bagpipes would cause.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 03:48 |
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Haier posted:gently caress a sixhead, gimme a sixchin! Words fail me.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 06:50 |
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BONGHITZ posted:might as well apply for citizenship, you are staying China doesn't do the whole citizenship/naturalization thing.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 01:27 |
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http://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/vancouver-councillor-called-on-to-resign-after-chinese-flag-raising Remember how Vancouver had a Chinese flag-raising ceremony? The Vancouver Sun posted:A coalition of Chinese immigrants rallied at Vancouver City Hall on Thursday, calling on Coun. Kerry Jang to resign after a controversial flag-raising ceremony last week. 5000 years of The Red Guards.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 16:25 |
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Boiled Water posted:Question: Why are the three kingdom period done again and again as movies? Is it rich in many narratives to portray or? It's one of the only things they're allowed to portray.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 23:23 |
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drat Haier that is terrifying.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 19:05 |
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I didn't even realise nipples could have different colors until you guys mentioned it. I mean I've seen my fair share but the actual thought never struck me. Madness.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 06:41 |
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nickmeister posted:Does anyone watch Serpenteza's videos? South Africans are generally scum.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 00:39 |
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Many a mickle makes a muckle, my friends!
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 14:13 |
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beep-beep car is go posted:I bet that's on purpose. Haier has, rightly so, been pretty reticent on letting people know his personal details. Given how easy it is to completely ruin someone's life using the internet, and doubly so any kind of poo poo in China can be used against you, he's done the smart thing.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 18:49 |
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Koramei posted:I mean I find it gross too but you guys realize there's really nothing actually wrong with chewing with your mouth open right? It's just cultural differences.txt. For all the mocking of Chinese people's dumb hangups, this is basically the same thing. Sure there is. Chewing with your mouth open makes it really hard to have conversation and increases the likelihood you'll dump a mouthful of half-chewed food all over yourself/the table.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 03:24 |
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Koramei posted:I'm with you on the dumping thing but how is it harder to have a conversation with your mouth open than with it literally shut and unable to speak It's the sound. The sound of eating drowns out anything but shouted conversation. Table manners where people don't talk with their mouths full or chew with their mouths open allows for much less noisy conversation and greater privacy in public.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 03:28 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW IS YOUR FOOD IS IT DELICIOUS? Memories of New Years/Spring Festival. Uncle: Exhales a cloud of cigarette smoke and shoves some jiaozi in his mouth "EAT! EAT! CHI!" Gesticulates madly at the table covered in delicious food.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 03:32 |
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Sten Freak posted:Except it's disgusting. Animals chew with their mouths open. It's literally one of the things that separates man from beast, like making GBS threads I'm the open, what a shocker. Also this unironically.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 03:35 |
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I refuse to believe that the ancient culture that developed fuckin rituals for making tea and specific grammar for presenting petitions to bureaucrats did not have a phase where they sat down and thought "Ok, what's a good way to make eating complicated" and just didn't do something.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 03:37 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:There was some food noise in Taiwan but in general they were considerate when they ate. Thai people have the best overall table manners of anyone on earth. I don't know man, I can't imagine table manners ever being able to be "the best" without at least 3 kinds of fork on the table.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 03:53 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Do three different brands of stamped sheetmetal forks count? if they are used properly, yes. Dying of lead fork poisoning can still be very dignified.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 03:59 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:It's nice to see you guys branching out and stereotyping Israelis and Thai people as well. Generally this thread has been really positive on Thai stereotypes. Off the top of my head people have lauded them as clean, polite, honest and relaxed. Israel is Bad and needs no defending -it has its own internet wumao brigade.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 18:04 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Nobody thinks Canadians are the worst at anything. Only Canadians know, deep down inside, that we are the very worst of people.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 18:15 |
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Darkest Auer posted:Re: loudness. I know that 东北人 can be a bit shouty at times (and I should know, I have one as a mother-in-law), but even their normal conversation voice that's about 140 dB has nothing on the average American tourist. You can hear that "HEY BRAD LOOK AT THIS FUNNY MONEY" from the other side of the town. It's cool because everyone's phones have blown out microphones and speakers from shouting all the time, so nobody understands each other anyway, so they just yell "WEI? AH. AH. AH.." and pretend to follow.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 19:15 |
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ocrumsprug posted:They didn't get hit with another tsunami, their elderly king died. The country probably shouldn't stop. When steve jobs died there were people wailing and holding vigils outside of apple stores
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 05:45 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:14 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Say you mentioned it to your wife and your wife just about bit your head off because she wants to be near her parents who she considers to be not well. Yo this is still the perfect answer.
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