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Haier posted:Leaded or unleaded? It's for putting lead in your pencil! Only the finest lead, rhino horn and polonium. Just for you, my friend.
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Apr 19, 2017 22:05
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BiohazrD posted:whats going on here exactly basic hitler posted:how does it relate to china though? it's in san fransisco... Did you guys go to school in China or something?
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Apr 25, 2017 01:06
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nickmeister posted:Chinese movie titles for western movies suck. They are way too direct are basically spoilers. Go on.
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Apr 26, 2017 16:34
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gently caress pinyin, China should just use the IPA.
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Apr 26, 2017 23:39
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Magna Kaser posted:You know all the big hits like Stealing Dream Space, Flying House Adventure Around the World, Emotion Secret Service, The Unmatched King of Destruction, or One Night, Big Belly. I'm a big fan of Hot Handed God of Cops.
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Apr 27, 2017 00:34
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You're saying he should go gently caress himself?
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Apr 29, 2017 00:07
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So what was the peanut brittle actually? Was it dried poo?
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May 13, 2017 12:23
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I've been reading Qiu Xiaolong's Chief Inspector Chen novels and in most of them someone says a variation of "you should piss on the ground and look at your reflection in the puddle". It's a pretty cool saying.
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May 16, 2017 11:52
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BONGHITZ posted:What is the best drug to do in China? Besides the strange roots ordered from the internet. Last resort antibiotics.
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May 21, 2017 01:16
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VideoTapir posted:What's the Huizhou money? He dead
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May 21, 2017 23:02
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Who was the goon that worked at a Chinese school and organized a Christmas party, only for the students' parents to tear down the decorations and steal everything that wasn't nailed down? That was awesome.
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Jun 5, 2017 18:39
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Pham Nuwen posted:Edit: to be fully chinathread, one of the tuhaos should have left his car in gear so it could slowly roll off the road as he sprinted in the opposite direction And then his girlfriend would have tried to save the car by jumping in and speed reversing into a small boutique.
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Jun 9, 2017 16:50
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Baronjutter posted:I can't imagine the mix of face culture with american levels of gun culture and "self defense" laws. https://youtu.be/3wYCh5nxyCI
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Jun 15, 2017 19:30
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Brb going to steal millions of dollars and blow it all on lottery tickets.
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Jun 18, 2017 12:58
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and Trump.
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Jun 20, 2017 23:17
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WarpedNaba posted:Starting to sound like the album opening to a Sir Mix-a-lot track. Oh. My. God. Haier, look at her butt.
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Jul 1, 2017 23:13
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I've noticed that Glenn Quebec can be a real oval office when he isn't posting cool stories about getting scammed by his Hong Kong coworkers.
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Jul 6, 2017 08:18
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very clever with maracas posted:They might be tied for bad teeth but that's about it. But with Japan it's because they think crooked teeth are cute, not because of rampant nasty personal hygiene.
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Aug 1, 2017 11:52
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A personal lucky number is dumb but harmless. Cultural (un)lucky numbers are really dumb and make pointless things more annoying.
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Aug 1, 2017 13:57
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Don't refer to Chaoshan Girl as "it", you racist gently caress.
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Aug 15, 2017 12:07
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Jesus Christ, genesplicer. Really?
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Aug 15, 2017 12:41
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Haier posted:I won't have internet for like 2 weeks when I arrive there Woah woah woah you never told us about this. Can you still cancel the move?
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Aug 28, 2017 21:15
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Mmm, love that peanut brittle chicken. Finger lickin' good.
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Aug 31, 2017 18:10
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Now that he's gone, what's the point?
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Pirate Radar posted:The Taiwanese staff gave the foreigners a geography quiz today (blank map of the island, label the cities/counties). I got bonus points for drawing arrows in the corners to label the Diaoyu Islands and Taiwan's tiny little airstrip-island in the SCS. You mean the Senkaku Islands?
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Vladimir Poutine posted:The fishermen tried to sell the shark, which was several metres long, to the hotel’s restaurant but staff rejected the catch, saying it was “too smelly” and poisonous, the report said. This fish is smelly, which is simply unheard of! Also, we don't know what it is, therefore it is poisonous.
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Sep 11, 2017 19:03
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... and that's why you don't poo poo in the street!
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Sep 17, 2017 23:41
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Barudak posted:wom Classic.
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Nov 7, 2017 21:07
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Power Khan posted:No. Do I need to fill this blank spot? Of course.
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Nov 16, 2017 23:32
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Velisarius posted:That lonely guy sure has some big nipples. And a big life.
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Nov 17, 2017 11:26
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Please, the preferred term is "muzzie".
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Dec 7, 2017 10:08
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Bajaj posted:The worst part of this character was the 4 minute finger banging scene. It was the most awkward scene I have seen in a TV show. It was so bad. Did it give you peanut scented flashbacks?
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My work here is done.
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Dec 8, 2017 12:42
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Blistex posted:Also, are there any stats on the number of mainlanders who have immigrated to BC who actually have jobs? I swear at least 75% of them only exist to shop in luxury stores and eat out. I've read enough Haier posts to know that Chinese dudes don't eat out.
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hakimashou posted:Argentina lost that war. Gotcha!
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Dec 23, 2017 11:17
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Happy Chinese New Year, GBS.
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Dec 31, 2017 22:39
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Platystemon posted:University students are too old. Stop quoting Mao.
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Jan 10, 2018 14:47
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Rupert Murdoch had sex with his wife?! Scandalous!
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Now that I think about it a rich man loving his wife is probably quite unheard of in China.
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