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Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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That is some peak Freeper poo poo there, literally being one of 'those who do nothing' and questioning why someone who helped you would give to someone like you without actually acknowledging this.

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Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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VitalSigns posted:

Even "heterosexual gays" didn't baffle me this much. I don't think this can be exceeded.

Like heterosexual gays sounds insane but if you put yourself in the mind of a freeper you can be like "well if God made sex for procreation only, then gay sex was how people would get around that back in the day, now with birth control and abortion straight people are imitating gays' ability to have the sex without the babies" so okay I see where they're going with that. They're a weirdo fundy who defines gay as "no-baby sex" hence straight people using birth control are heterosexual gays.

This guy though, is breaking my brains.

Every attempt I come up with to lay out the premises that lead to the opinion in question make me feel really loving filthy so I'm just going to say "he's an awful, evil poo poo". Lack of compassion at that level is like bordering on psychopathy.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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CommissarMega posted:

This is something that really gets me- why hold this view? Maybe it's because I'm one of the Mahometans they so dread, but I was taught that the story of Adam and Eve was to tell us that even God's favoured creations are not immune to the consequences of their actions.

They've got their twisted end of the world theology and anything that doesn't mesh with that simply can't be so. GAWD didn't say the world was going to end because idiot fuckers rendered it uninhabitable so clearly that's impossible.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Ah ha ha seriously NY too close to call, you wish upon that star MichaelTArchangel.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Animal-Mother posted:

Wow, I haven't thought about him in a long time. He was such an rear end in a top hat, but I admired his showmanship. You knew his job was to be an rear end in a top hat, he knew you knew that, and he just bullshitted as brazenly as necessary with a smile on his face the whole time, never whining or complaining about the questions from the press. Seems he died of colon cancer in 08. The almost good die almost young.

I think we will soon be longing for the storied competence and integrity of George Jr. appointees.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Well at least they can't let the debt ceiling fall on them and pay for the War on Miscarriage so we won't see the government default.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Alter Ego posted:

The more shocking thing to me is that you thought they would ever think through it. They do not care about being hypocrites, they do not care about the impossible leaps of logic they have to take to support what he's doing, and they do not care to look beyond "it hurts browns, therefore it's good". They are horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE, soulless shells of human beings, and if there's any justice in this world they will all die cold and alone, forsaken by those they loved.

Well every Thanksgiving we get to see their progress towards the last part.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Duke Igthorn posted:

Yes that hard, determined, "willing to fight" look of a man who's never worked or actually fought for anything his entire life. I bet his hands are as smooth as his brain.

I sort of envision his skin as feeling and smelling like naugahyde.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Guavanaut posted:

I wonder what the crossover between Freepers who want the government out of doctor certification and Freepers mad that they can't buy Bob Barefoot's Sippin' Bleach anymore is.

The only reason I don't support the free market giving Freepers medicinal bleach is that some of them have access to young people they could inflict that on.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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A friendly reminder that we have the appropriate tool for this job, :females:, now.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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God dammit Pence you can't make him sign an executive order banning the X-Men they're not even real!

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Keeshhound posted:

You're thinking of H.P. Lovecraft. I can understand the confusion, but Freep is just Pretty Racist, whereas Lovecraft sets the scale at Ludicrously Racist.

I don't know if I can actually call Lovecraft more racist than freep anymore, and he literally wrote a story where a man burned himself alive because he learned he was a secret black person white ape-man.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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fishmech posted:

Well, I wouldn't go that far. He was starting to change his opinions around the time he got terminally sick and died, but he wasn't there yet. Perhaps if he'd been able to actually live another 10 years he'd have actually fully renounced it all.

Yeah the big thing is he was the sort of dude who legitimately believed there was a scientific basis behind the whole race thing and would be persuaded by changing viewpoints on that front. Would that freepers were that way.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Now that he's no longer directly in sight Obama has become the literal bogeyman to Freep.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Twelve by Pies posted:

Seeing Steve Bannon referred to as a "godly man" sickens me in a way that's difficult to put into words.

Azathoth counts, they aren't specifying which god.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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I mean once you actually fall into the brony category you're sort of definitionally an obsessive rear end in a top hat so it's not a surprise that even creepy weirdos don't really want you around.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Future history classes are going to have a very difficult time explaining how Nancy Pelosi became speaker of the house during the Trump administration.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Captain Monkey posted:

But how will we judge people for liking the wrong things if we admit that humanity has always loved really lovely low brow entertainment a lot?

Comedy has literally always been dick jokes and farting and calling Socrates a dumb smelly fuckhead and at some level that is refreshing, humans have pretty much always been humans in that regard.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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chitoryu12 posted:

Man, I never thought I'd get to the point where I was agreeing with ISIS....

I mean people can't be wrong all the time, Hitler liked cute doggies and baby deer and poo poo.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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I still don't get what's in it for the democrats to do anything other than laugh hysterically and not even consider any deal that isn't super favorable to them.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Cybernetic Vermin posted:

Not having their constituents suffer under a government shutdown trying to achieve goals they can't reach anyway pretty much. Being purely obstructionist is not that helpful, and they would most likely get punished in future polls for it, even by a lot of people who in principle support the agenda they were ostensibly obstructing to try to enact.

I mean on paper the republicans don't need them to do whatever they want and it's not the democrats' fault part of the republican party demands poo poo that is politically toxic and won't support anything that doesn't meet their purity test. On one hand it hurts everyone if the democrats don't agree to be the loving adults in the room and clean up the republicans' lovely messes but every time they do that it hands the republicans a win because on paper they control everything.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Clint Howard posted:

How often does this actually happen to you?

I feel like there is a platonic ideal of 'that rear end in a top hat vegan who can't shut up about being a vegan' that doesn't have to ever have been actually encountered to have the feeling of authenticity.

I mean humans are incapable of making lifestyle choices without some percentage of them going all-in and crazy about it, as this very thread continues to remind us every day.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Oh lordy 'cancer does not live in an alkaline body'. That is technically true in that your cancerous cells, like all your other cells, will in fact die if your blood pH goes outside the comfortable range its buffers maintain.

Luckily for that lady of course eating baking soda does precisely dick to the pH of your blood.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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You rarely see their raw and seething contempt for women quite so bare as them making GBS threads all over Brigitte Macron just there, loving hell.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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SocketWrench posted:

Lol they really 180'd on him hard. I think McCain is a shitlord, but that's how I always felt. These guys basically worshipped him as a god till he lost.

Yeah McCain might have had some vestigial principles at some point in his career but he had them surgically removed after losing the 2000 primaries and he was 100% shitlord by 2008. If he actually supports impeaching Trump it's entirely for craven and self-serving reasons.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Also those forums are even deader and gayer than this one given how many people were purged in recent years.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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RagnarokAngel posted:

With how much freep talks about butt sex etc.

Yeah they definitely talk about it more than people who actually have it.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

What the deal with Mike and horses

He said that the best thing for the inside of a man is the outside of a horse which is a loving odd statement.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Helen Highwater posted:

It reminded me of the Groucho Marx quote "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." I would assume that he was riffing on that, except I'm very sure that Pence has never read anything by anyone called Marx.

Yeah instead as with everything Pence it's as earnest as it is vaguely unsettling.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Lol I bet that guy has absolutely no idea how this poo poo works and thinks because the Tories will technically have the most seats that they 'win'.

No way May doesn't get loving knifed out of this if she tries to stay on as PM this was a massive unforced error that also really cements the jam man's position.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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In before HypatiaTaught is banned.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Lord Hydronium posted:

I wonder if Freepers who watch Doctor Who think Daleks are the good guys.

I mean they're the Dale-ks, of course they do.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Cracker Barrel is deeply confusing to me.

I don't understand the appeal of going to restaurant and paying $14 for the most generic food ever.

Their menu is literally: Ham sandwich, Eggs, Chicken Tenders, BLT, Hamburger, meatloaf, sirloin, Roast Beef with gravy, fried catfish, and Turkey with gravy.

They have a very small menu with the cheapest/easiest food possible to make at home, but the costs are higher than every other chain restaurant.

Their BLT is literally two pieces of white bread, 2 pieces of bacon, 2 slices of tomato, and a lettuce leaf. It costs 13 dollars.

You can get generic and bland food for much cheaper almost anywhere. Or you can get much better food for the same price or less.

Never go to cracker barrel for anything other than breakfast.

Also having been back to one after a long span they seem to no longer have their cherry pancakes anymore (or they were just out of season I suppose) so maybe just don't go to cracker barrel at all.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Sir Tonk posted:

Well yeah, this is their ultimate defense. Every single time one of their people acts on all the hate they've spewed on freep, it's instantly false flagged.

Wasn't the guy that shot up a museum or something in DC literally a member of freep?

I think the holocaust museum shooter was in fact a freeper yes.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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RagnarokAngel posted:

No, but I'm sure criticism of how it's handled is the same fake news to sabotage Bush II (Who they obviously don't like, since he was a RINO as they said SINCE THE BEGINNING!)

But why would it sabotage Bush Jr. when Katrina happened under the dastard Oblango?

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Apparently AJ and his boys are asking why they don't just stop Harvery with HAARP.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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SatansOnion posted:

Shows how much you know. I remember perfectly how Barack Obama closed down all the institutions for mental health care, and sold arms to fund the Contras iirc

Motherfucker also did 9/11 :argh:

Obama? You mean the new Hitler!?

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Duke Igthorn posted:

...their taxes...I mean...right?

I mean no way Millionaire Donald Trump wants to antagonize them into revealing that he isn't as rich as he claims since that's 100% of what his trash brand is built around.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Twelve by Pies posted:

All three of these are actual things but the comment makes it seem like this Freeper doesn't think they are. Or maybe I'm misunderstanding.

I mean I guess the freeper's giving them poo poo for being explicit in the article where in the stratum of porn the clip was? I guess that would fit with the parochial 'ALL PORN IS BAD' sort of thing I'd expect from arch-conservatives.

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Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Lol one of those Freeper quotes was just a paraphrase of "Around blacks, never relax!" Stay classy Freep.

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