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Bobulus posted:Your results may vary, but my childhood cub scout / boy scout troops did not give much of a crap about any of that. Since any troop leaders are probably going to be the parents of one of the kids, you just need to find a group with reasonable values. Kind of the same for me as a kid. Scoutmaster basically told us he didn't care what we believed in. I think his exact words were, "You can tell me you believe in your TV if you want, just don't say nothing."
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I don't get freepers talking about Rodenberry going off the rails. I mean, I'm sure they haven't looked into it, but a socialist utopia had always been Rodenberrys vision of the future.
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quote:Short, informative, and to the point. Without getting in to the content, I have to say that I'm not shocked a freeper would take his name from the man in black.
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quote:To: RummyChick This is the funniest one, for me. I mean,do they honestly think Trump has great hair?
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VitalSigns posted:Including the antiwar movies whose commentary they didn't understand Yeah, I'm pretty sure they've all seen Rambo (and I'm only really talking about the first one.) and thought it was about a manly man shooting people.
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Captain Monkey posted:Just lol at the idea of 2020 gangs dropping LSD into someone's drink like they're hippies trying to do a Freakout. I don't suppose it would help to point out to them that LSD isn't terribly effective when ingested.
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Outside of a handfull of true believers, I think most of them know the truth (somewhere deep inside, anyway). It's just that they can't bring themselves to admit Trump was wrong about something.
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cant cook creole bream posted:Conservative? Only Virus! Ignore Shaddak fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Dec 1, 2020 |
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Dec 1, 2020 05:53
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Jesus gently caress, is adrenachrome still a thing?
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Mar 2, 2021 22:50
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sexpig by night posted:Q ain't ever goin away pseudanonymous posted:It's as much a thing as it's ever been. Maybe more. I love the idea people are injecting something into their eye. I'm just wondering how these people picked up on some bs from the 70s.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:The freeper fantasy world where the US has a massive, successful leftist syops campaign masterminded by AnCom-ala Harris, Satan-worshipping Hillary, and Barack the muslim socialist sounds awesome. King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches. As his trusted associates T-Von and Mook-Mook the Bushman pushed open the grand organic farm-grown cruelty-free redwood doors paid for by his 95% tax rate, he stepped into the antechamber of the gold-domed palace. Outside, ShariaVentalism reigned, but in here his word was law, and all his white teen sex slaves cowered before his glare more than even the hemp whips of their latte-drinking tweeded atheist masters. He walked down the hallway toward his office and a prisoner in chains passed before him, lead by two turban-wearing Mexicans. He spotted the King and began shouting curses. "You loving fascist! I knew it! I knew it! I told them, but they wouldn't listen, that your health care platform was a slippery slope to all this! You won't get away with this! The will of the Free Market will not be denied!" "Seelenceo een the prezence of the Keeng, preesoner!" King Obama spotted a chance to improve his ill mood. "Bring him here. Good. Give me his file." The king looked over the prisoner's dossier. A long list of crimes against the state, and a repeat offender. "You'll never get away with this! Never!" "Hush now, Mr. Jack. We have ways of dealing with unruly sorts such as yourself." "Praise be to Allah, seenyor." "Peh! I spit at your torture! The Free Market gives me strength!" "Oh, no, not anything as gauche as that." The King grabbed a syringe from the outstretched hand of one of his nearby breakdancing bodyguards, and plunged it into the man's helpless neck. "Now you are immune to rubella." Kyle's lingering, echoing screams of tormented horror brought a slight smile like a crack in Obama's stony brown face as he walked into his lavish velvet-lined office and shut the door behind him. He motioned for his bodyguards to leave the room, and he addressed the giant screens hanging over his desk. "Screen one on. Connect to Emperor bin Laden of Eurabia. Screen two: Hugo Chavez of the U.S.S.A.R.. Screen three: The High Elder of Zion." The three figures appeared live via satelite. "Gentlemen," began Obama darkly, "it's time to have...a conversation."
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12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished. Check for yourself if you don’t believe me. Where have they gone to? There is speculation, of course. Scientists mention a cosmic storm that passed the Earth on January 20. A man says they are all in caves. Certain groups lament a faulty Rapture. A woman says he has taken their power and absorbed it into himself. She means Barack Obama. I doubt it, but he does seem somehow taller. The ground rumbles at times. The breaking news says WASHINGTON DC, with red concentric circles. I’m uneasy, but what can we do? Terror is defeated and if Obama were a Muslim, he’d be just as gone as them. There’s no cause for alarm. Within months, Barack Obama has declared a war on vague unease. It’s a good idea, because frankly we could all use some peace of mind. Approval rating is higher than ever now that the Muslims had left, but I don’t think we are happy yet. His eyes are shining sometimes, as a deer’s eyes shine in a flashlight beam. Small fissures criss-cross the pavement. Trees are swaying, but the breeze is gone. Something is changing in our world. Aeroplanes don’t exist anymore. Scientists explain that the density of the air is too low to support their wings. Then how do we breathe?! We should have died by now, but I think we are evolving. Our bodies haven’t changed, but the atmosphere.. One man says it was the rapture after all, and we have since entered the Kingdom of God. Barack is now the size of an oak tree. He sleeps outside since the rains have ceased, and his skin is thick to bullets. Now he wanders through he countryside impassively. He ignores a rural photo-op. He studies a leaf for twenty days. Only a fool would call this Heaven. Satellites fall to earth like rain used to. No friction burns them away, so we trudge past countless flecks of solar pa,nel and ribbons of golden cloth. It’s a silent car crash every few hours, though cars themselves no longer run. No oxygen remains to ignite their fuel. Obama strides across the landscape, taller than the Freedom Tower. We’ve given up on assassination; all men are immortal now, and guns no longer fire. I’m starting to wish the Muslims were back. We found them with a telescope. Images of a colony on the right side of the moon. See the parts that jut from the lower right? I think they’re mosques. Soon they are visible to the naked eye, but how? Their cities are enormous. We watch them as they live and die. They have our former atmosphere; the moon is fringed with blue. “Look at how they wield their guns,” writes a man. “I always said he’d take our guns away.” They eat and sleep like we once did, building worthless ziggurats. We have everything we wanted, but oh how we envy their strife! It’s long been clear that Obama brought this uncomfortable perfection upon us, but I can’t bring myself to blame him for it. He’s reminded us all of how our lives had been discarded out of fear. I know now why he grows each day. In time, when we are ready he will reach out into space. He will raise us up in his great hand, to this new Earth that gleams like a frozen star. And if Obama does not carry us, we can climb…
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A little off-topic but, I was thinking about DaleReed the other day. What the hell was his issue with music? Did he just hate modern music, or did he hate the entire concept of music?
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Aug 13, 2021 22:04
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Makes sense.
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Xiahou Dun posted:If that's true I'm really hoping there's an imbedded anthropologist or something. I will never not be amused that this is still a thing after 50 years.
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Ravenfood posted:"There is no Islamophobia" followed by screeds about how the only way to deal with the nefarious Muslims is to kill them all and purge the Quran from existence sure is a thing. Ah, but their fears about Muslims are rational and, therefore, aren't Islamaphobia. Furthermore...
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Guavanaut posted:Also the bit about how you treated the homeless and hungry is what you did to me. Lot of them would be going to superhell where they sleep in the street outside dalereed's house. Which is also hell for him because they're wearing hats. And they're muppets!
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McGlockenshire posted:
Ah, come on. The Gua'ld love polytheism.
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SwingShift posted:Somehow I think freepers are unaware that Son Goku is based on Sun Wukong, aka one of the main characters from the chinese novel Journey to the West. Any time these guys talk about Dragon Ball or MLP or what have you it seems weird because it's hard to imagine them even liking characters who would idk, advocate for peace over violence. I wonder where they fall on the pirates vs ninjas debate? Well, you see, pirates are the ultimate expression of the AnCap philosophy, therefore..... 
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quote:To: hardspunned I mean, yeah, Moscow isn't in Europe. 
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Nenonen posted:The what now? Have they moved it east of the Urals recently? Yeah, my bad. I keep thinking that all of Russia is in Asia.
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quote:To: Mr. K This is something that has always confused me about freep. As mean-spirited and hateful as they are, they're unwillimg to type rear end?
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